Criss

I suppose I could list all the charming attributes and cultivated passions of a winning personality to reassure women of good breeding and sophistication. And I wouldn't be lying if I said I loved jazz and movies, or open pit fires, snowball fights, puppy bellies, bare back rides along the beach, candlelight and fine dining. But who doesn't? Let's be honest...we all want to meet crazy people! Guys that raise hell and decadent, self-endulgent women. Give me an exhibitionist in six inch stilettos with huge FUCKED UP daddy issues! A stealey eyed vixen without a trace of inhibition. A truth junkie! Now, don't get me wrong...I love an aristocratic lady with elegant tastes. But at the end of the day I hope she checks in her parasol and petticoats...for baby oil and a cam corder.