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Smallywood

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About Me


You're Brigitte Bardot!
You've been in luv with a Pro-Snowboarder, a Pro-Skateboarder and a Pro!
You're part Jessica Rabbit, and part Wyle E. Coyote!
You actually listen to KROQ all day long!
You're 6' tall in heels!
You're most likely to live on the Island of Misfit Toys!
To some You may look like Jessica Rabbitt,
but You're more like MaryAnne than Ginger!
You're old enough to know better and too young to care!
What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
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You Are a Chick Rocker!
You're living proof that chicks can rock You're inspired by Joan Jett and the Donnas And when you rock, you rock hard (Plus, you get all the cute guy groupies you want!) What Kind of Rocker Are You?
You're the psychotic, obsessive, type fan every
rock star is afraid of. You know you want to
keep Trent locked in your closet or something.
What kind of Nine Inch Nails fan are you?
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My Interests

Music, sports, fine art, politics

I'd like to meet:

Al Gore, Dane Cook, Kathy Griffin, Tyra Banks, Ellen DeGeneres, Oprah, Kiefer, Carson Daly, Conan O'Brien, Trent Reznor, Ryan Adams, Nick Valensi, Damien Rice and/or their look-and-sound-a-likes. Oh, and if you have in your profile that you love all kinds of music besides Rap and/or Country, fuck you -- go bug someone else you narrow-minded idiot.

Music:

NINE INCH NAILS, The White Stripes, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Eric Clapton, Sergio Mendes + The Brazil 66, Herb Alpert, John Denver, Captain + Tennille, The Carpenters, The Snakebites, N*Sync, Justin Timberlake (JT is a great album), The Neptunes (N.E.R.D. RIP), Beastie Boys, Weezer, Rooney (anything Rick Rubin produces), Scissor Sisters, The Futureheads, Beck, Bloc Party, At The Drive In, and you will know us by The Trail of Dead, Death From Above 1979, Ozomatli, Kinky (from Monterey Mexico), Ely Guerra, P-Mosh, C-Tecuba, Frank Sinatra, Damien Rice, Tori Amos, Liz Phair, Courtney Love, Juliette & The Licks, Le Tigre, LOE, The Randies, The Spores, Cheem, Pete Yorn, ColorWall, Crystal Antlers aka The Acid Test aka The Dirty Little Secrets, Jeff Buckley, (Jay) Buchanan, Nick Drake, Ryan Adams, Shelby Lynne, Brian Lynne Jones + The Misfit Cowboys, The Blessings, Brett Hellings & The Remedy, Poets & Pornstars, Metalskool, Prince, Jay-Z, Public Enemy, The Beatles, The Monkees, The Partridge Family, The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, The Police, The Shins, The Killers, The Vines, The Hives, The Strokes, Linkin Park, Green Day, Sublime, Hot Sauce Johnson, Blink 182, No Doubt, Nuckle Brothers, Save Ferris, Reel Big Fish, Jeffries Fan Club, The Pharmaceutical Bandits, The Aquatbats.

Movies:

"Why do I fall in love with every, single woman who shows me the slightest amount of attention?"-- from 'Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind'

"True Love is your soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another."-- from 'Wedding Crashers'

Caddyshack, Ghostbusters, Elf, Old School, Wedding Crashers, Dodgeball, Meet the Parents, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Sideways(despite the soundtrack sucking), any Doris Day movie will make me smile every time.

Television:

Entourage, 24, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Carson Daly, Conan O'Brien, Ellen, Oprah, Tyra, HBO, Showtime, TVLand, The Speed Channel (I luv Nascar), Fuse, and now I'm addicted to Celebriality on VH1 dammit.

Books:

whatz a book?

Heroes:

Xmas 2004 in Santa Monica with my twin brother, Wayne, the Broadway Producer 1959 My Dad. Yea, I'm a daddy's girl, but also the spawn of a "Playa" married multiple times, who then met my mom, fell in love, birthed me and my twin brother when he was 47, and was married to my mom until he died at 74. I always love and respect a strong, intelligent, artistic, athletic man because of this one.
12/2005 My Baby Bird, Diana, with her adorable husband Andy. They met at Blizzard, the videogame maker; he's still a WOW programmer, she was a tester. I fancy myself a good Producer, but she is the best I've ever, and will ever, produce. 01/01/2005 Midnight with Christina at Alex's Bar in Long Beach 05/04/2005 with DJ David "The Wingard Manor" and Johnny Rotten at the "Punk Attitude" movie premiere 05/21/2005 Steve Aoki from DimMak Records; Simon White, Bloc Party's Manager; KROQ survivor and Legend, Rodney "on the Roq" Bingenheimer at the KROQ Weenie Roast
07/09/2005 with Sean at The Rainbow Las Vegas Grand Opening 07/10/2005 with Jeff from Colorwall and Athena at The Viper Room for Waving at Strangers 09/29/2005 moved from Surf City aka Huntington Beach, to the Island of Misfit Toys aka Downtown Long Beach, CA
10/31/2005 "There's No Place Like Home;" especially when it's down the street from The Sunset Strip.
12/17/05 from L to R at The Christmas Criss Lassiter Crib: Martha, Ashley, Niki, Smalls' fake fur coat, Athena and Philip "Don't Call Me Sean Connery's Son" Ettington
12/23/05 with Athena and Oliver at The Care Bears Save Christmas Party @ The Knitting Factory
12/23/05 with Grumpy Bear aka John Pantle at The Care Bears Save Christmas Party @ The Knitting Factory
12/23/05 at approximately 11:59 pm with Shauna at the Rainbow after she saw Static X at The Key Club and after I left The Care Bears Save Christmas Party 12/24/05 at approximately 4:20am with Tommy G and Holly at Athena's Bare Care After-party 01/01/06 at approximately 4:20 am with Dave and Randy from Poets and Pornstars, Athena and Joanne 01/20/06 with Misstery and TheDrummerKC.com at NAMM 2006 01/27/06 with Jonny, Errol and Kevin from Crystal Antlers fka The Acid Test fka The Dirty Little Secrets avec Skky 01/28/06 at Alex's Bar in Long Beach with Jon Bunch from The First Emo Band (SenseField) and Further Seems Forever 02/04/06 at approximately 4:20 am with Athena, Joanne, Niki and Mark 02/08/06 in Seattle with Starr, the drummer for The Snakebites02/16/06 at The Crescent Hotel with Natalie, Michelle, "don't call me Gilmore" Steven, Niki, Joanne and Athena 02/17/06 in The Pit at Gibson Amp for Avenged Sevenfold with Sondra 02/25/06 with Joanne at Spaceland for Buchanan 03/31/06 with Skky on my way to NIN Morongo 04/01/06 in the pit with Moe, Trent and NIN 04/24/06 bday presence with Matt 06/09/06 at Big Wangs with Athena and Rob 06/09/06 at Big Wangs with Jeff from ColorWall The EYE returneth... 06/11/2006 Rooftop at The Standard with Matt
07/28/06 weez had funz at nikiz bdayz prepartiez, especiallyz at the sunset marquiszzzz
08/13/06 with Bill, Sparks v. Lynx, Staples Center
10/13/2006 Lava Lounge, Hollyweird: THE SNAKEBITES
10/14/2006 Lava Lounge, Hollyweird: THE SNAKEBITES
10/31/2006, The Wiltern, KCRW Halloween Party with The Brazillian Girls and my twin brother, W.
11/17/2006 with Athena at Jeff Buckley's B-day Party in Los Feliz
c. 12/02/2006 with Chloe the Dog on the way to see BabyBird return from Peru and Bolivia (my dog is so cute, huh?!)
01/01/2007 with Sondra at the Disney On Ice Cast New Year's Party
01/28/2007 NAMM 2007 = just based on how loaded i look in these pics (who IS that guy next to me? another Seether member?), i'm so very happy to have woken up alone. And how was YOUR evening?
02/13/2007 with My Baby Bird at her 26th Birthday Party at Mary's NB Closing Night
03/04/2007 with Sondra in Big Bear for Farewell to Snow
03/20/2007 with Jeff from ColorWall at The Wiltern for Bloc Party (THANK YOU Pete Yorn!)
03/22/2007 at The Prospector in Long Beach with Shauna and The Snakebites
04/27/07 with Sondra at Redwood B-day Party
04/28/2007 4:20 am in the elevator after the Bday party
04/26/07 with Sean at The Rainbow 35th Anniversary Party apres Jet (boy does my camera phone take dark green pictures!)
06/02/07 with Sondra at The Roxy with Louis XIV, Gran Ronde and The Shys (dark picture courtesy of BlackBerry camera)
06/23/2007 with Sondra at Dodger Stadium for The Foo Fighters and The Police
07/09/2007 Happy Birthday Joanne! With Athena, Jason, Bombshelle; Metal Skool @ The Key Club, Sunset Strip
07/29/2007 at The Hotel Figueroa with Jeff from ColorWall,and his gorgeous girlfriend Christy
08/02/07-08/05/07 X-Games *LONG* Weekend with Sondra and Tom and the left view from our Staples Suite
08/16/07 The Bowling League @ The Cat Club with Starfuckers, Sondra & Joanne
09/07/07 with Diana and Brandon Boyd at Irvine Meadows, Make Yourself Foundation
09/15/07 KROQ LA Invasion with Baby Bird, Kevin, Keith from New Year's Day and BigFnTad
10/25/07 w/ Sean + Lemmy @ The 'Bow after The Sex Pistols

My Blog

My Concert Calendar 01/01/07 - 12/31/07

Back by Popular Demand: Tall Tales of Travels and Travails; The Year in Review.Currently accepting hush money from those who would prefer to keep their name off the "Lips Like Pillows" and/or "Your Mu...
Posted by Smallywood on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 03:23:00 PST

My Concert Calendar 01/01/06 thru 12/31/06

(so what happened, why did I stop writing and updating my Concert Calendar blog? well, let's just say I spent too long getting over a heart broken by a brainless coward. I will publish all the updat...
Posted by Smallywood on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 01:36:00 PST

Kill me now...

"A STRANGE FACT ABOUT SUFFERING A teacher of esotericism entered the classroom and wrote five sentences on the blackboard: Stop loving your suffering.Stop enjoying your persecution.Stop adoring your a...
Posted by Smallywood on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:41:00 PST

If VD doesn't work out, let's try Iceland's "Buns Day"

If VD doesn't work out, let's try Iceland's "Buns Day:""Bolludagur or "Buns Day" (February 27) ...Two days before Lent is known as Bolludagur or "Buns Day." Homes, restaurants and particular bakeries,...
Posted by Smallywood on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 09:16:00 PST

My Concert Calendar 10/01/05 thru 12/31/05

This Concert Calendar is in reverse chronological order.  A first reading will make more sense if you scroll to the bottom and read up.  I often have extra tickets, so feel free to e-ma...
Posted by Smallywood on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 03:11:00 PST

Can't YOU fucking read?

I am so angry. I am so sick and tired of the "oh, hey, ur sexy" bullshit e-mails and IM's from YOU.  YOU know who YOU are.  I can't block YOU fast enough; there are too many of YOU. Yes, I r...
Posted by Smallywood on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 01:08:00 PST

Thanks for asking, but I don't want a Fuck Buddy

Call me old-fashioned.  Call me a hopeful romantic.  Call me a friend without benefits.  I just don't want to be someone's fuck buddy.  I believe in dating.  I believe in rela...
Posted by Smallywood on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

OHIO STATE is No.1, uh I mean No .4, yippee!

Notre Dame could have won or at least come close; the issue was play-calling.  It's just not a good idea to run or throw short, over-the-middle against the number one defense against the run in t...
Posted by Smallywood on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 09:43:00 PST

A New Year's Resolution (thanks ATHENA!)

I'm tired of being a fly on the wall.I'm tired of being invisible.I'm tired of being left behind.That's not going to happen again.I'm going to do something else.Good, bad, or indifferent, I am who I a...
Posted by Smallywood on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 01:51:00 PST

Ever Research from Where Your Family Came? Explains a Lot.

People who know me well know that I've always had this peculiar interest in Iceland; I've felt like I needed to move to Reykjavík for quite some time. Nobody ever understood it and it never made sense...
Posted by Smallywood on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 07:07:00 PST