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Johnny Krysys

Change starts when someone sees the next step. -William Drayton

About Me

I'm a cruel joke.

Knowledge is Pwnage

NOTE: READ BELOW

You may notice a shitload of school's I attended because I move around an assload of times. Two of them that aren't there are Parkway Middle School in Ft. Lauderdale Florida and Forest city middle school in Forest City PA, because they weren't on the list. I'm also desperately looking for a few people that went to Hunter's Creek Middle school in Jacksonville NC in '95. If anyone knows anyone that went to any of those schools in those years, have them contact me! I'd love to play catch up. Some of the years might be off, but they're damned close. It's hard to remember back then.

My Interests

Song = Help! -The Beatles. (IE only, Firefox users.. sorry, no music for you)Making music, animation and flash games...writing shit, drawing shit. Any "extreme" hobbies, as they say... Being an asshole.

I'd like to meet:

I think I've met all the people I can stomache for the time being. If you're still determined, give it a go.

Music:

Mudvayne, Depeche mode, Slipknot, led zepplin, pink floyd, hendrix, tool, the Police, Save Ferrix, Taproot, Tool, NoFx, Korn, the Eagles, No Doubt (only for Gwen though really) just about any other 80s music, nirvana, NIN, Fear Factory, The Cure... anything except country. I hate country.

Movies:

Fight club, memento, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, butterfly effect, 5th element, lost boys, indiana jones, space balls, history of the world part 1, (All Mel brooks movies, come to think of it) LotR, Old School, anchorman, vanilla sky, and anything by tarantino.

Television:

Family guy, simpsons, king of the hill, Con, Robot chicken, aqua teen, dragonballz,... come to think of it... anything on comedy central, cartoon network and the history channel.

Books:

Anything by chuck palaniuke, the fuck up, All Dragonlance novels, LotR, Stuff where bad shit happens to good peopele, and self-teaching books for stuff I feel like learning.

Heroes:

Anyone who makes their wicked dreams reality. Anyone who is a human doing. Fuck human beings.

My Blog

I think I understand it now.

I had an amazing recording studio... but nothing to write a song about.
Posted by Johnny Krysys on Wed, 16 May 2007 05:02:00 PST

Ha ha, fuckers.

**SOLVED** Casey got it.  The rest of you... tough shit.  No prize for you. -Me. PS.  If you didn't get it..  You don't deserve to know it. 
Posted by Johnny Krysys on Tue, 15 May 2007 07:48:00 PST

But we were all of us, deceived.

My teachers lied to me.My parents lied to me.They lied to you too.One of the most common excuses for not getting our way was a hoax, we were just too young to understand it.The world, does in fact, re...
Posted by Johnny Krysys on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 05:57:00 PST

Just Scream.

Do you remember what it sounds like?That is all.
Posted by Johnny Krysys on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 06:24:00 PST

Yeah, figures...

I've been had. Tricked. Fooled. Whatever word you wanna choose that's synonomous with duped.At least I'm aware of it so I can take the appropriate action.This is not in relation to the below "Guit...
Posted by Johnny Krysys on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 09:11:00 PST

FINALLY!!!!

Alright, this is big news for me and damnit, I'm proud. Call me a dork... whatever. I have accomplished something great.I have beat "Bark at the Moon" on expert... on guitar Hero. Sure, it was a me...
Posted by Johnny Krysys on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 05:05:00 PST

Sunshiney day.

No one really wants to be miserable. It just kind of happens.Like car accidents.Or meteor strikes.Unpredictable and unwelcome generally.It'll go away soon enough, maybe.I drew a cool picture today. ...
Posted by Johnny Krysys on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 11:17:00 PST

Can you hear me now?.... Good.

Here's a happy little tidbit for your reading pleasure.We're all rapists and anarchists, beloved and forgotten.Children of the who really cares what generation.We build houses out of straw and wait fo...
Posted by Johnny Krysys on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 10:30:00 PST

Disease II

Where would I be if I could be anywhere?Who would I see as a object of affection?Where will the storm drag me, raining hell apon my head?When will it end. There's a creation in your eyes I can see wh...
Posted by Johnny Krysys on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 01:44:00 PST

Just some stuff (Creative title pending)

Well, first off. I'm not gonna lie. There is a part on the song 10,000 days (Wings part 2) off of Tool new album that gives me fucking chillbumps. Literally... I get chillbumps when listening to it...
Posted by Johnny Krysys on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 12:45:00 PST