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Heartless Geeks

Helping Worlds Collide

About Me

Heartless Geeks was formed on a simple concept. The death of a specific stereotype. A place for the heartless. A place for the geeks.
Helping Worlds Collide.
Are you in a death metal band, but play Dungeons and Dragons?
Do you have tattoos and facial piercings, but can solve the rubix cube? Are you fascinated by gore and attend star wars conventions?
Do you love when shit explodes and play console and PC games?
Can you build shit out of wood and quote Lord of the Rings in book and movie format? Do you program software, build computers, collect knives and have a fucked up sense of humor?
Then we're with you.
Being a geek doesn't mean you're a pimple faced pussy who doesn't have a girlfriend anymore.
The pen is not mightier than the sword , it's just designed to puncture a different armor.
-Heartless Geeks.
Your friend's have a voice. Please, invite them. The more voices, the louder the scream becomes.
We've got a website in the works that we have redone 3 times. The site comes with some goodies, a place to rant, some toons and games and some shirts with some fucked up and dorky shit on them. If you visit there now, you are seeing what we once had as an idea for it, but it is no longer like that. We will let you know when we put up the entire real site. We're not a big company, we're just two rejects who still play D&D every sunday, trying to break away from "the man."
We have our own forums, in beta stages at this point that hopefully will be released to the public soon so everyone can rant and rave and talk to likeminded people who aren't intimidated by 1337 and know what Thac0 is. You can however go to our site and sign up for them ahead of release time if you'd like.
If you are new here, take a look around. SUBSCRIBE to our goddamn blogs, feel free to comment, bicker, bitch, whatever it is you do. Let us know what you think. Interact with us, we don't bite. And if we do, it's only 1d4 damage.On a side note, if you are easily offended...get the fuck out. You are better off not being here. Make it a great day!

My Interests

Song "Dungeon Master" by J.Rose

I'd like to meet:

Those who can gladly say " I am a level 9 fighter with a +3 flaming burst greatsword". And those who would call the virgin mary a whore. Those who own a collection of star wars figures and pretend they have the force. And those who would have no qualms about stabbing an infantile child in the face with an icepick. Be heartless. Be geeks.

My Blog

Vtech !!! FTW !!!

SHOOT FOR THE STARS...or your classmates...at Vtech!Alright you pansies, you knew it was coming.Well here we got johnny ho chung going on a rampage killing 32 other people and then offing himself. Loc...
Posted by Heartless Geeks on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:57:00 PST

PS3 gets back in the battle??

Alright, quick background. Anyone who follows along to our little debates knows that I'm an xbox360 fan, and to be honest, think the PS3 is nothing but an over-priced paperweight. It wasn't always...
Posted by Heartless Geeks on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 05:43:00 PST

Help us with the forums! Bitches!

Ok, ok...we are pretty certain the forums are good to go. Now for those of you who would like to help...go here... The Forums . Create an account, and proceed to look around, talk, bitch...whatev...
Posted by Heartless Geeks on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 04:23:00 PST

Valentine's

Hurray Hurray it's valentine's day. Can you smell it?Love is in the air! ...Or is that the wafting stench from Anna Nicole's crotch?Either way, we hope your loved ones take your breath away ...
Posted by Heartless Geeks on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 02:36:00 PST

Reconstruction

Please don't mind the mess and clutter of this page. We are undergoing reconstruction right now. Changing more to what our website's final outcome will be. So if things look a little off or even way o...
Posted by Heartless Geeks on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:26:00 PST

And another...

------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------Ok, so here we are again with the nerd/geek hating assault that companies or services are so sure will draw in customers...
Posted by Heartless Geeks on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 12:18:00 PST

Exactly what we don't want.

Ok so there is this personal ad thingy in the paper and it goes like this:Filed under:   Word Proc./ Computer AD reads : Why call a geek, when you can call a friend? Friendly Computers at xx...
Posted by Heartless Geeks on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 04:58:00 PST

A sue happy world...

Microsoft, Sony, Nintendo Sued Over Joysticks Logan Frederick posted on 12 Jan 2007, 10:55 AM Microsoft, Sony and Nintendo sued by patent holder over use of joystick ports. Fenner Investments, base...
Posted by Heartless Geeks on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 02:22:00 PST

Deftones Heads.

Anyone at the Starland Ballroom in NJ last night to catch the deftones? I was there and thought the show was awesome. That is of course disregarding faggy Deadsy and their repititous, Orgy sounding ga...
Posted by Heartless Geeks on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 06:17:00 PST

Wii Wussies

WSJ: First cases of "Wii Elbow" reported Aerobic activity with motion-sensing controller causing aches, pains; Nintendo urges exercise to counteract. By Tim Surette, GameSpot Posted Nov 27, 2006 12:2...
Posted by Heartless Geeks on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 01:43:00 PST