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.: bily :.

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About Me




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i work as a freelance camera assistant .

when i am not busy, i like to peruse this website or this one

i am the software pirate of SS Ghost Guts.

i don't trust people who don't have scars.

i would much rather hang out with the help.

i like children, i just can't eat a whole one by myself.

i have a lazy eye, and a slow brain.

if you take that bus, you'll get there.

i have a clown's nose hanging from the frame of my favorite photograph, and that fucker's not getting it back.

ALL signs in life are mere suggestions. obey accordingly!

i smile... a lot. i am easily amused by the absurdity of life.

sometimes i leave random comments on people's journals.

i like the moment when you first hear a song and it blows your fucking mind. i also like the moment when you realize you've heard a song for the 100th time and it still blows your fucking mind.

i like chickens.

i am a hopeless romantic. i just don't need to see it in every movie.

i think the world would be a much better place if it was covered in murals.

i have a penchant adoration for redheads.

i generally like the look, but rarely the lifestyle or the personality.

i like people. i swear, i really do.

i wear headphones from the moment i leave my house until i walk in the front door. my therapist says it is less likely i will kill people this way.

i tapdance in the rain wearing bloomers, and by bloomers i mean hoodie, and by tapdance i mean splash in puddles.

i am allergic to small talk and plastic things.

i am entirely more cynical than this 'profile' alludes.

i think sarcasm is an overused humor and has lost most of its potency

oh ....and i like good whiskey and sleeping when i can.

SAVE YOUR SOUL: Listen to Bill Hicks


i just really like this song... a lot.
**turn this shit up loud!!**

My Interests

my girlfriend & her dog.
computers.
chickens.
music.
electronics.
l.e.d. lights.
taking pictures.
puppets.
the weed.
light.
physics.
cartoons.
reading.
creating.
debating.
making movies.
creating my own reality.
carnivals.
tapdancing.
laughing (uncontrollably or otherwise).
my dead cat.
water.
riddles.
jokes.
crossword puzzles.
sitting in the opium den.
sleeping.
spinning yarns.

I'd like to meet:

people with a sense of humor and who can debate about the fundamentals of life, the universe, and everything - and can put up a valid argument for their beliefs - whatever they may be.

people i do not want to meet:
people whos self worth is metered by their perceived attractiveness.

Music:

Currently:
against me!
the beta band
queen
herbie hancock
lambert, hendricks & ross
leonard cohen

Always:
funkadelic/parliament
joanna newsom
mouse on mars
baldwin brothers
rolling stones
beatles
spiritualized/spacemen 3
queen
massive attack
atmosphere/slug
they might be giants
tricky
pop will eat itself
love and rockets/bauhaus
mogwai
godspeed you black emperor
the clash
johnny cash
moldy peaches
lamb
miles davis
thelonius monk
esther phillips
billie holiday
gil scott-heron
aretha franklin
frank zappa
tom waits
tex ritter
johnny paycheck
dolly parton
hank williams sr./jr.
N.W.H.
modest mouse
duration of burning
not breathing
beta band
sly and the family stone
james brown
ms. badu
mc 900 ft. jesus
negativland
and 80% of my friend seans list. i am just too lazy to type em all out.

Movies:


DPs:
darius khonji
guillermo navarro
ellen kuras
vittorio storaro
raoul coutard
janusz kaminski
robby muller
john seale
roger deakins
Directors:
joel and ethan coen
marx brothers
akira kurosawa
clint eastwood
jean pierre jeunet and marc caro
stanley kubrick
sam raimi
guillermo del toro
peter jackson
woody allen
mel brooks
terry gilliam
peter greenaway
sam peckinpah
alfred hitchcock
rusty cundieff
alejandro jodorowsky
kristov kieslowski
buster keaton
john carpenter
yimou zhang
p.t. anderson
tim burton (but it really depends on the flick)
steven spielberg (again hit or miss)
Actors:
kurt russell
richard pryor
gene wilder
john turturro
corey & corey
sylvester stallone
steve buscemi
tim roth
ANYTHING w/ steven seagal (he just makes me laugh)
Etc.:
stoooooopid comedies
broken lizard
brothers quay
and did i mention kurt russell?!?!

Television:

Currently:
america's next top model
millionaire matchmaker
two & a half men (don't know... don't ask)
scrubs
sex & the city

Always:
simpsons
mr.show
samurai jack
power puff girls
animaniacs
the tick
monty python
benny hill
i love lucy
dick van dyke show
dragnet
sesame street
the muppet show
reno 911
crank yankers
arrested development
twilight zone
sliders
twin peaks
kids in the hall
stella
upright citizens brigade
saturday night live (70's-present)
blind date, elimidate, et al.

Books:

Currently:
Queer - William S. Burroughs
David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
The 'Monster' Trilogy - David Wellington
Plague Zone - David Wellington

Always:
douglas adams
robert anton wilson
kurt vonnegut jr.
abbie hoffman
gabriel garcia marquez
mark twain
timothy leary
wilhelm reich
charles m. schulz
harlan ellison
j.r.r. tolkien
dr. suess
brian greene
ray kurzweil
tom robbins
history books
technical manuals
children's books
LOTS of non-fiction.

Heroes:

God.
my Mom.
the Knights Templar
bill hicks.
robert anton wilson
r. buckminster 'bucky' fuller.
richard pryor.
george clinton.
mel brooks.
carol burnett.
jim henson.

My Blog

summertime rolls...

howdy folks!well, it has been a while since i have kept people abreast of what is going on in my world, but it has been a wonderful & weird summer.  i have been keeping busy by working on a b...
Posted by .: bily :. on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 08:57:00 PST

what a wonderful world a day makes...

howdy folks!so much has been happening in my life that i have barely the time to write any full length essays about it... i am sure i will have some downtime soon enough that i will be able to elabora...
Posted by .: bily :. on Wed, 16 May 2007 05:55:00 PST

rest in peace you gentle soul... you will be sorely missed.....!

Kurt Vonnegut, Writer of Classics of the American Counterculture, Dies at 84 Fred R. Conrad/The New York TimesBy DINITIA SMITH Published: April 11, 2007 Kurt Vonnegut, whose da...
Posted by .: bily :. on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 09:56:00 PST

truths and consequences...

...recently a conundrum entered my life... so, to take my mind off of it... i do what i always do and look up stuff on wikipedia... (i spent almost a whole night reading up on zoroastrianism... makes ...
Posted by .: bily :. on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:28:00 PST

Irish Twins - A Short Film

Howdy Folks!ok... well, i finally have some pictures of a short 35mm film i worked on last week.  i wrote a little about it right before i got the job... oh, and the rental house is Otto Nemenz.....
Posted by .: bily :. on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 07:33:00 PST

a questionairre... yeah, i actually have some free time!

50 off the wall questions 1. What Curse Word Do You Use The Most?my new favorite one is: tomato chunk cocksucker 2. Do You Own An Ipod?hells yeah - 60 gig video w/ every episode of family guy and a...
Posted by .: bily :. on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 12:46:00 PST

on the road - an update

howdy folks!so, i have been trying to put together a blog about my 2 weeks at sundance, as well as, what has been happening since then, but apparently people want me to work for them and are paying me...
Posted by .: bily :. on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 07:19:00 PST

The Janitor's Closet - a short film

howdy folks!so, a short film i worked on a few months ago seems to have an article about it in Screen Magazine.  Tom was the director of photography, and i was the 1st AC. hoowah!  you can k...
Posted by .: bily :. on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 05:01:00 PST

Week 5 & 6: Park City - 'Sundance Film Festival'

howdy folks!going to be busy working and attending movies and parties for the next 2 weeks.  i will update as i have the time.  hope everyone else is doing well!b.ps. i seem to missing a blo...
Posted by .: bily :. on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:37:00 PST

los angeles: week three & four - 'new years & working for a living' *updated w/ pics*

howdy folks!after a lengthy stay in las vegas i decided to take a few days off to recover.  unfortunately that didn't last too long when clint, who i have been staying with since i got back from ...
Posted by .: bily :. on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:20:00 PST