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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people who are into things bigger than themselves.

Music:

john frusciante

Movies:

i like anything that you havent heard of.

Television:

any show with tits in it.

Books:

i read toilet paper.

Heroes:

first and foremost!!!Bill Patch, Clare Patch, Nellie Patch, Emily Patch, Ollie Patch, Bill Patch Jr, Maggie Patch, Lucy Patch, Duncan Patch, Isabelle Patch..................Edward Gorey, Chet Zar, Murder by Death, The Brothers Quay, Terry Gilliam, Jan Svankmajer, Kris Kuksi, Ralp Stedman, Joel Peter Witkin, Banksy, HR Giger, Harmony Korine, Mastodon, Koren Shadmi, Tarsem, Chris Cunningham, Chris Anthony, Jeremy Fish, Josh Keyes, Mr. Toledano, Between the Buried and Me, Dr, Seuss.... and so on and so on......

My Blog

the story of my life

April 23, 1984. 5:00 am My first impression of this place is that it is very dark. Very very dark. Extremely dark. Damn near the darkest fucking thing Ive ever seen. So dark that Id say there isnt any...
Posted by andypatch on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 08:57:00 PST

my other novel

- With all the words in the English language, the possibilities for forming a sentence seem boundless. Im surprised that any well read an educated person can eve decide how to form their sentences.- S...
Posted by andypatch on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 08:41:00 PST

blimey!

The large colony of ants were sweeping through the crowd. Low to the ground and silent, they were practically invisible from all the hullabaloo going on above them. Suddenly they spied their...
Posted by andypatch on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 08:53:00 PST

eternal and unrelentless boredom which can only be quenched by human interaction

im bored. let me first get that off my chest. ive been here in my house in wisconsin since monday, and im bored. this break is wreaking havoc on my mental state, since i believe i am beginning to hall...
Posted by andypatch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST