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Nurse Rock, Flag, and Eagle

About Me

I am afraid of the following things: 1. Zombies 2. Wizard road rage 3. semi trucks with mouth grill covers

My Interests

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Dear Jane, where have you been all my life?

My Blog

Eeny Meeny Miny Mo

I love love love this time of the year. The weather's getting nice and soon it will be time for drinking beers outside, flip flop wearing, sweaters, and bike riding! Score. Im fucking PUMPED. I wanna ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 16:43:00 GMT

26 seconds

That's how long it would take me to count my age out loud. phew. Not so bad so far. I mean as far as Im concerned it still the mid 20's. Here a few of the changes Ive noticed with in we'll say the las...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 13:31:00 GMT

the burbs circa 1989

sometimes i worry about the people that live below me. sometimes i swear they dont leave there apt. I dont think there car has moved in easily a week. every so often i heard what could either be sex ...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:24:00 GMT

stir fried crazy

Sometime I get so stir crazy, I get cabin fever, I got ants in my pants. Wait no ants. It's odd but it can take the littlest amount of time alone and I start to get impulsive. It doesn't happen all th...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 18:42:00 GMT

red puffy eyes here i come.

Sex in the city. OMG. I cant even tell you how many times ive watched that show. Ive laughed and cried and I know it sounds silly to be so emotional about it but i cant help it. Any girl will tell you...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 18:42:00 GMT

GOING green is making me see RED

If i see on more "go green aid" on tv or hear one on the radio or see a billbard Ima freak out. Im so over this whole "green movement". Not that Im not for renewable energy or conservation or the idea...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 07:09:00 GMT

you can steal my credit card

but you cant steal my pride.Most unnerving phone call ever. "Hi this is (insert bank name) fraud department calling about some recent charged made on your account this week end. Can you please tell me...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 08:52:00 GMT

how come i dont feel any smarter?

    I have never had a toothache save for the last two weeks. There is a gross little skin flap in the back of my mouth. Currently my left side is hella sore. Ive had throbbing pain in ...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 15:00:00 GMT

this is where i get....

bet you thought i was going to say creepy. ok maybe not you personally unless you are jessica. Im always creepy. oh wait that's hungry. ok all inside jokes aside.ok so this is where i pissed, angry, f...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:39:00 GMT

200seban

Right-0. Well last year around this time i was pretty fed up with little ole 2006 and was anticipating what kind of awesomeness 2007 had in store.  And to tell you the truth it wasnt so bad....Th...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 07:32:00 GMT