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Hellraiser

Some things have to be endured...

About Me



Every drop of blood you spill puts more flesh on my bones...and we both want that, don't we?
Now that we have that out of the way! I am many things to many people. I am a friend, husband, father, painter, tattoo artist, aspiring comic book artist, and more. If you want to get to know the real me though, you have to be willing to deal with my shit. My mother always told me I could be whatever I wanted to be when I grew up, so I told her I wanted to be an asshole!!! So don't say I didn't warn you. In all honesty, I just like to break balls and can take it as good as I can give it.
My latest undertaking is writing/illustrating an original horror comic along with one of my closest friends. You can check out how the book is progressing along by going to it's MySpace page, just click the link below or click on Blood Brothers in my top 16.

My Interests


Horror and Sci-Fi movies and Memorabilia, painting and drawing, Comicbooks, H.R.Giger (he's da man), Tattoos, Chevy Monte Carlo's, Billiards, Texas Hold'em, video games, ritual sacrifice, preparing the way for the Dark Lord's return (no not Voldimort you Potter fan pussies!)and seeing how long it takes to piss people off (in a funny way).

I'd like to meet:


Music:

I listen to almost everything. It all depends what mood I'm in or what I'm doing at the time. When I am doing something artistic (drawing, painting, tattooing) I pick music that makes me feel the piece of art I am trying to create. That doesn't mean I pick death metal when drawing something gruesome either. Sometimes 80's pop or techno can make you create evil better than anything out there!

Movies:

I currently own close to 800 movies on DVD. Most of them in the horror genre. Any movie with a good monster, lots of gore and pointless T&A is a classic in my book. I would post a list of all my movies, but there is not enough space here. I'll eventually get around to posting a blog with them in it.

Television:

Lost, Supernatural, Smallville, Heroes, Moonlight, Bionic Woman and anything on the History Channel, Discovery Channel or A&E.

Books:

The Historian, The Da Vinci Code, any Anne Rice novels, Stephen King, Clive Barker (especially Hellbound Heart), The Godfather by Mario Puzo. Also books based on or about True Crime, Occult History and Unexplained Paranormal events.My buddy Jim just got me a new book for my birthday: this book is awesome. It has tons of interviews with all the cast from every movie and behind the scenes photo's. If you're a Jason fan go out and buy it.

My Blog

Clinton / Obama Politics too taboo for u? Then dont read this!

Before I go into this, I hope that some of you if not all of you caught some of the debate last night. If not here's a link to an overview. debate overview Now that you have an idea of what was said ...
Posted by Hellraiser on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 07:55:00 PST

In case you didnt know...

I’m gonna let u all in on a little secret, I have the greatest wife on the planet earth. How did I get so lucky you say? All I did was ask and she said yes, the rest as they say is history. It w...
Posted by Hellraiser on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 01:57:00 PST

R.I.P. HD DVD.

Ding Dong the witch is dead! Ok, so that may be a little strong, but still funny none the less. For everyone who has yet to buy a next gen hi-def dvd player, the choice just got made for ya. Blu-Ray ...
Posted by Hellraiser on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 03:13:00 PST

Is Freddy Really Dead?

In case you are not obsessed with horror like I am, you may have not heard the latest rumor going around. They are remaking/relaunching the Nightmare On Elm St. franchise! First, we have the remake of...
Posted by Hellraiser on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 02:24:00 PST

ZOMBIES! ZOMBIES! ZOMB... ZOM...mmm BRAINS!!

So I was roaming the internet on my second day off in as many days, (I know great way to start the New Year!) and I came up with tons of things to look up and potentially blog about. Now some of the t...
Posted by Hellraiser on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 04:02:00 PST

Evidently, the only funny terrorist is a dead terrorist!!

Go ahead and laugh, infidels! Soon Allah will smite you all!! If this doesn't make you laugh, your either dead or Al Qaeda... Achmed The Terrorist - Watch more free videos...
Posted by Hellraiser on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 02:52:00 PST

The Christmas that almost Wasnt!!

Sit back and relax with a nice cup of hot chocolate by the fire place or space heater or whatever you keep yourself warm with on a cold winters night and watch the video below of a beloved Christmas c...
Posted by Hellraiser on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 05:47:00 PST

One More Video,because it’s the season of giving...

Ok tis the season to be thankful, but you'll be thanking me for posting this once your done laughing your ass off.After posting a bulletin with the Thanksgiving trailer from grindhouse on it, I came a...
Posted by Hellraiser on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 12:03:00 PST

Whos on Force?

If you're a Star Wars fan or an Abbott and Costello fan or both, now you can have both together in one hilarious package! Enjoy... ...
Posted by Hellraiser on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:17:00 PST

Super Mari..uh Pac Man?!?

Remember that time in college when you busted out the old Nintendo took someĀ 'shrooms and tripped balls while you were playing Mario? No? Well if you didn't have the forsight than shame on you. If you...
Posted by Hellraiser on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 12:03:00 PST