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XoniK

-I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does

About Me

Hello.

Yup so you've just clicked to visit yet another profile site and some how you've stumbled onto my site. Maybe you know me, Maybe you don't. Either way I'm still gonna fill your head with nonsense as is normal when you subject yourself to reading or listening to what i have to say. Be warned. AB-normality present. And I ain't talking about no C-normality. Baby. (In retrospect... Wtf?)
I am currently living in (from my experience) Britains second and second most boring city. Birmingham. Bolton is first. even though it's more like a village. Semantics indeed. I find myself travelling to Manchester every other weekend - a place which i consider my home as theres so much to love about it. The partys, the clubs, the people... I don't know why, i just can't seem to connect with brummies. Most of my mates are from up north but I'd like to improve that some way so if you're friendly and have something useful or silly to say to me then just send me a message. I'm not really much of a talker but I don't mind discussing interesting things. Such as..
How to get the moon on a Stick
1. Attach a decently sized cocktail stick to the to of an interstellar rocket
2. Fire directly at, and into the moon
3. Now rejoice in the knowledge that you, and mankind, have accomplished that great achievement of putting the moon... on a stick.
Now have you ever seen your mum... on a stick???

Music is one of my all time favourite things in the whole of existence. Its magical sounds carry the impression of feelings and emotions, things and places, inaccessable by conventional transaportaion. It soothes and it heals. Excites and energises, through frequencies and waves. Music is so much more than noise, sound, and even music. Music is synergy. Music is Life.
I'm into all sorts me. as long as it aint crap music. for a while i used to hate House but i'm starting to like some electro type stuff and stuff. I still got a thing gainst punk/indie music tho.
In fact one of my hobbies is music production. I own a baby MicroKORG, and use a combination of Reason, Cubase, Fruityloops, and PSP Rhythm to make tunes. If you're interested in any of my shit visit my other MySpace page here
I may come across as unconvetional, wierd, and downright strange sometimes. But don't worry, that's because I am. I am also your daddy.
Sometimes i can be quite quiet. in those instances i don't know what to say, or haven't got anything to say. sometimes i just can't be arsed to say anything. I would definately not call myself the most sociable of people but in general i am a nice guy. I like my space though. MySpace however...
right now I can't think of anything more to say apart from... consider the horriffic implications of a world made entirely out of pastry....
SHOCKING.
THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY
Cillit Bang!!! adverts, Music, Synthesisers, Techno Gadgetry, Pixielated People - Hippies, Ravers, Junglist Massive, Dreaded Fairys, Early 90s Polygon Graphics, Raves, Ecstatic Rapture Biscuits, Chatting Shit, Shitting Chat, Chitting Shat, Shatting Chit, Things that Rhyme, Ultra Phat Cargo Trousers, Sacky Hoodies, Natural Splendour, Graphic Iconography, Dancing like a Mad Bastard, Breakdancing, Pretentious and Visceral typography in the context of futuristic stuff, Dreaming and not waking up.
You scored as Black. Although black is stereotyped as a very depressing colour, this is not always the case. Black represents fashion, elegance and at occasions, pride. This color shows that you are very serious about life and sometimes like to stand in the background and watch what is happening, but you are not afraid to intervene when you feel the situation needs your help. You are serious.

Blue


67%

Black


67%

Purple


50%

Pink


50%

White


44%

Red


44%

Green


39%

Yellow


34%

Orange


33%
Which Colour Represents You???
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Remember kiddies... There is no 'yours' in ketamine...

My Interests

Cooking, Eating, The Spice Melange, Videogames, Music, Synthesisers, Technology, Staff Spinning, Firespinning, Raves, Dancing, different plains of reality ...
crop circles , Vimana ,

I'd like to meet:

Mr Brian Transeau, Barry Scott, Your Mom, a variety of female pornstars, Some Real Fucking Friends, similarly likeminded people, Anthea Turner, Kate Garraway, Zoe Ball, Solid Snake + Colonel Campbell + Otacon (cos they are comedy geniuses... or is that geniui?), Sonic the Hedgehog, Gaia, George W Bush (So I can punch him)...Mario(to do the same cos he's ickle and looks and sounds like a twat although be sure to hide the mushies from him or he'll grow giant and jump on my head), Yoshi so I can ride the fucker... all night long lolz, Kimberly the Pink Power Ranger (i had a dream about growing her in a plant grow kit once... then she ran away. damn.), Natasha Yar, Supergirl, Batgirl, Other possibly fictional cute nymphos who I'd like to meat but failed to mention, Anthony Hopkins (He's the man), Bruce Boxlietner (He, too, is THE man...of Babylon 5 no doubt), Kosh (would really like to get stoned with him some time and then maybe steal his bong suit... provided i have Lyta Alexander and Patrick Stewart to provide me with Psychic backup for when he wakes up. hmm.. might need to seduce Pheonix and enlist her for this idea as well...), Bill and Ted, Wayne and Garth, Jay and Silent Bob, God.

....no wait....

i am god.

Music:



Click here to buy "Cillit Bang" from iTunes!
Psytrance, Nu Breaks, Orchestral Breaks, Melodic Stuff,Grime, Dubstep, DnB... Namely: Astrix, Astral Projection, Eskimo, Psynina, Yurika, Psysex, MFG, Kode9, Skream, Vex'd, Hybrid, Way Out West, Freeland, Plump DJs, Drummattic Twins, Venetian Snares, Freestylers, Andy C, DJ Hype (hypehypehypehypehypehype, Klute, John Rolodex, Autechre, Milanese, Orbital, Apollo 440, The Prodigy, Chemical Brothers, LFO, Some chilled out glitchy stuff like 2 lone swordsmen, Eat Static
Favourite Albums:
B.T. - Emotional Technology, ESCM
Astral Projection - Dancing Galaxy, Ten
Way Out West - Intensify
Hybrid - Wide Angle
Venetion Snares - Rossz Cillag...(?),
Fuzzy Breaks
Astrix - Eye to Eye
Pendulum - Hold Your Colour
Prodigy - Always Outnumbered Never Outgunned
Dubstep Allstars Vol. 4 Mixed by Hatcha & Youngsta
Americas MI5
Beastie Boys - Hello Nasty

Movies:

Shaun of the Dead, Moon 44, Dune, Snakes on a Plane, Ninja in the Dragons Den, Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back, Star Wars, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Hero, The Lion The Witch and the Wardrobe, Dragonheart, Kiss of the Dragon, Gone in 60 Seconds, Lost in Translation, Short Circuit, The Secretary, Great Expectations, The Matrix, Cypher, Equilibrium, Battle Royale, Tron, Macross Plus, Genocyber,

Television:

Look around you, Brass Eye, Spaced, The Fast Show, Oz and James' Big Wine Adventure, The Show

Books:

Vurt - Jeff Noon (Cheers Aiden! - am planning to read the rest when i get my hands on them)
Pollen - Jeff Noon

Games:
Starcraft, Perfect Dark, Theme Park, X-Wing (etc), Lunar Lander 7k , Soul Calibur(etc), Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball(for the gameplay of course...no really...nothing better than easy games and a picture of a sunny beach...),Unreal Tournament, Shogo: Mobile Armour Division, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Extreme-G 3 (provided I am alert and sober), Need for Speed Underground, SSX (All apart from the fourth), Steel Battallion, Ninja Gaiden, Eternal Darkness, Lego Starwars, Day of the Tentacle, Loom, The Movies, Commanche 3, Darwinia, Ring of Red, Drakan, Drakan:The Ancients Gates, Settlers 3,Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri, Shogun Total War, Incoming, Hostile Waters, Command and Conquer(the original.. the rest were the same and boring), Micro Machines 2, Starfox, Stunt Race FX, Harvest Moon, Little Big Adventure, Omikron: The Nomad Soul(that game was waay ahead of it's time... either that or games have become no longer innovative, boring and formulaic... the latter i think...),Mechwarrior (before number 4), Knights of the Old republic, Spectre VR, Dungeon Keeper (etc), Sam and Max Hit the Road, Lemmings, MDK, G-Police, Black and White, GTA3(and above), Ice Hockey(the old one by Activision), Amanagi , Flow , Wipeout Pure, Mario 64, Super Mario World, Yoshi's Story, Jet Set Radio Future, Any good innovative mid 90's game...

Heroes:

Not Superman. He's shit. He can do Anything... and by anything, I mean... ANYTHING...
However... Solid Snake.. now he's the man.. albeit computer generated
B.T. is god
You Are Modernism
You tend to be oriented toward the future and technology.
You like art that signals how the world might change in radical ways.
As far as art goes, everything in the past is obsolete - and it's time to carve a new path.
You prefer art that doesn't follow any rules - even if the art doesn't make much sense. What Art Movement Are You? Myspace Editor
Pimp MySpace
Your Element Is Fire
Your passion and emotion are as obvious as the brightest flame.
You make sparks fly, and your passion always has the potential to burst out.
You are exciting and creative - and completely unpredictable.
You sometimes exercise control, and sometimes you let yourself go.
Friends describe you as sensitive, spirited, and compulsive.
Bright and blazing with intensity, you seem mysterious and moody to many. What's Your Element?
You Are Bert
Extremely serious and a little eccentric, people find you loveable - even if you don't love them!
You are usually feeling: Logical - you rarely let your emotions rule you
You are famous for: Being smart, a total neat freak, and maybe just a little evil
How you life your life: With passion, even if your odd passions (like bottle caps and pigeons) are baffling to others The Sesame Street Personality Quiz
Your Values Profile
Loyalty:
You value loyalty a fair amount.
You're loyal to your friends... to a point.
But if they cross you, you will reconsider your loyalties.
Staying true to others is important to you, but you also stay true to yourself.
Honesty:
You value honesty a fair amount.
You're honest when you can be, but you aren't a stickler for it.
If a little white lie will make a situation more comfortable, you'll go for it.
In the end, you mostly care about "situational integrity."
Generosity:
You value generosity a fair amount.
You are all about giving, as long as there's some give and take.
Supportive and kind, you don't mind helping out a friend in need.
But you know when you've given too much. You have no problem saying "no"!
Humility:
You value humility highly.
You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are.
And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better.
You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low.
Tolerance:
You value tolerance a fair amount.
You are open to new cultures, beliefs, and ideas.
You have very few prejudices that you're aware of.
And while you are tolerant, you do stand true to what you believe. The Five Factor Values Test

My Blog

Melancholy

Today i have one word.MelancholyIts the mood i'm in today. For what have done, for the things i'm yet to do. For who i am, for what i am, or rather how I behave.Heartfelt, deep down to the darkest sh...
Posted by Kontroversi Al on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 05:49:00 PST

Today my driving instructor introduced me to a new word...

BOLLOTICSquite a good word to use when describing life in the workplace... or anywhere else that a lot of people are bunched together a gainst their will for reasons of an obligatry nature. An amalgamy...
Posted by Kontroversi Al on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 12:40:00 PST

ALL SAINTS

maniacal genius or musical genesis?Find out soon...Watch this space.I'll take you to the beach...
Posted by Kontroversi Al on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 09:03:00 PST

Magic

I have a wireless repeater.. however before i managed to get it to work properly I managed to get internet in my shed/studio on 0% signal which ifind rather amusing... and strange nonetheless... I'm g...
Posted by Kontroversi Al on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 05:51:00 PST

iCare "you really matter to us""

sooo stressed!!so little time to myself and i just feel like i want to scream. always doing this doing that being this being that... too fucking busy.. and to top it off...people ... 'kin people eh?.....
Posted by Kontroversi Al on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:56:00 PST

Poem

I finished writing this 'poem' at work today. Here it is:This is not transient;The cold trickle of water running over steel.This is not transient;The relaxing feel of a cool summer breeze on hot festi...
Posted by Kontroversi Al on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 08:58:00 PST

Today I moved to the other side of the office.

I keep getting compliments about my hair. That's quite worrying seeing as I'm a guy. Little do they know how i plan to mangle it all up. Maybe I should chop it off and sell it for gear.
Posted by Kontroversi Al on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 01:07:00 PST

How's it going? I'm gone.

Yeah so today yeah. work was a ball of stress and excruiciating boredom and a half. Tho a relatively late start at 11 it's still the mental recovery period from the w eekend's forfeits. The start of th...
Posted by Kontroversi Al on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 03:16:00 PST

And on a less serious note...

Has anybody noticed that, whatever it is, it's definately not chicken in those 99p mini fillet burgers at KFC...(I've had 2 in the past 24 hours... just to make sure you know)
Posted by Kontroversi Al on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 06:10:00 PST

Thought of the Day...

We take substances to make it easier for us to leave certain parts of our mind open to suggestions; but what, therefore, does that leave for choice and determination? We act more impulsively and we le...
Posted by Kontroversi Al on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 05:43:00 PST