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Super B

I'm looking to make it by 2015

About Me

Old...short...I have few talents. I got my first cell phone in 2004. I'm a real "winner". I love my wife and music. I hope my children grow up to be human. I like to eat. I have been told I look like Brad Pitt, if Brad Pitt looked like Bud Bundy. object width="425" height="355" ..I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Music, sports, writing, being nice, drinking beer, going on adventures, raising my future kids to behave and be good people.

I'd like to meet:

Nice, normal people.

Music:

Funk, Space Rock, Jazz, Hip Hop, Reggae, Jam bands, trippy stuff

Movies:

I like movies that Michael Jackson would hate.....I hope!

Television:

I hate television, it makes me mad, but, I like MXC and UFC, or, anything with 3 letters.

Books:

I'm still trying to learn how to read...wish me luck.

Heroes:

Are there any heroes left?

My Blog

Stainmakers and my Blasternaut shirt

Ok, I just put on my, just cleaned, Blasternaut t-shirt.  Take a look.. It wasn't even 5 minutes, and this known stainmaker spilled his milk on me, on purpose!  Here's the evidence As if ...
Posted by Super B on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:50:00 PST

How many stains can a person have?

Before children, I could not handle even one stain on my clothing.  Man, it would bum me out to dirty up my clothes.  Now, after having a baby, I might wear a shirt with 10 stains on it from...
Posted by Super B on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 08:05:00 PST

I can be tricked...it's too easy

I am a meatball, it's true.  Somehow, I think, I just posted a bulletin to all of my friends about joining "Miss Tit's Whore Train".  Bonus points for having my picture in the bulletin....
Posted by Super B on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 09:56:00 PST

Please, Lord, give me this drumset for free..

If I won the lotto, after I paid the bills, loans, mortgages, my kid's college fund, in-laws retirement, my sister's school, ect...I would love to buy this drumset... I need some lucky numbers, hook ...
Posted by Super B on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 09:07:00 PST

Free stuff on the net

You get it in your emails, on myspace, and on the local message boards.  "Shoot "Mr. Skeetpants" and you can win a XBOX."  So, you shoot Mr. Skeetpants, all you want is your darn XBOX...nope...
Posted by Super B on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 12:56:00 PST

The "man" can lick my...

The "man" can lick my tax payment for the city of Novi...got you, I work clean, folks, and I will continue to provide quality, "clean" comedy for the rest of 2006.  I have to consider the "childr...
Posted by Super B on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 10:26:00 PST

The Amazing A

On Tuesday, November 29th, 2005, Alexander "Bon" Smith was born, and now the cops are after me.  Just kidding.  Alex is doing great and I expect him to do my homework for Schoolcraft college...
Posted by Super B on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 08:29:00 PST

I need a drink

Dear Baby Moses...please send your pal, Super B, a free keg of beer.   I like frosty mugs, too.  While you are at it...strike Courtney Love with some lightning.  Just kidding...but...
Posted by Super B on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 09:17:00 PST