Mr. Fichus - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am your garden variety fichus tree. Very much like any other office plant. Not fond of the rubber tree though. I like to creep around malls and shopping centers and follow people. The news complains about MySpace being a place for stalkers to find prey. I stalk people and then put the pictures up on MySpace. So in essence, MySpace doesn't really help me stalk anyone at all. I never hurt anyone. I just like to see if they notice an office plant is following them around.
I can also show up at your parties and follow people around if you like!!! Only $80 for 4 hours!!! Staple tips to me or the man carrying me around the party!
If you get video of it, I'll post it here.

Coming soon: The Sexy Mr. Fichus Calendar, Mr. Fichus vacation pics around the world and Sneaky Mr. Fichus video.

My Interests

I just started my profile and this little routine, so bare with me. Soon there will be pictures and video of me following people around stores, down streets, observing sports and maybe even peeking into girls' locker rooms. This profile is DEFINITELY to be taken seriously!!!

I'd like to meet:

A good gardener.

Music:

Myth Busters proved that pretty much any sort of music aids the same amount of growth in plants. However the plants that were spoken to nicely grew much better than the ones that were told venomous spiteful things.

Movies:

The ones I'm making. And you'll like them too.

Television:

JackAss, Candid Camera, Punked.

Books:

Paper is made from trees. You think Mr. Fichus wouldn't boycot books?

Heroes:

Now this is just getting stupid.