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About Me

My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light a bunch of koala bears scatter, and I don't want them to ya know... I'm like "Hey, hold on fella's. Let me hold one of you and feed you a leaf". Why do koala bears... they're so fucking cute, why do they have to be so far away from me? We need to ship a few over, and I will apprehend one. And hold him... And pet him on the back of his head... -Mitch Hedberg

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My Interests

Frisbee Golf! Watching movies, Playing pool, Cooking, Camping

Music:

The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Tom Petty, Elliot Smith, Frank Zappa, Eminem, Outkast, Bob Marley, Sublime, Green Day, Beck, Ben Harper, Built to Spill, Coldplay, CCR, Phish

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, The 40 Year Old Virgin, The Jerk, Kinpin, Kung Pow, Napoleon Dynamite, Scarface, Team America World Police

Television:

Arrested Development, Family Guy, Seinfeld, Mr. Show, Kids in the Hall, COPS, Oz,

Heroes:

Mitch Hedberg, David Cross