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MisterBubbles

It's 11:05pm... do you know where your pants are?

About Me

I don't want to talk about myself. I'm not that conceited. (here is the part where I tell you how wonderful I am intermixed with bits of how I'm so modest).
(Now here is the part where I say some dumb shit I did when I was a kid and how I thought it was funny, but if done today I would be in an institution).
(Here is where I tell some tragic tale of woe in my life that is suppose to show some great inner strength that I have).
(Here is where I talk about how I'm coping with the tragedy).
(This is where I make a joke).
(this is where I insert the ad space I sold to those greedy corporate bastards).
(This is the part where I tell more about my past).
(this is where I tell more about my future).
(this is where I lose focus and sprout off some really bad writing and want everyone to think it's great).
(The next 55 paragraphs are completely boring and can be skipped over as they are utterly self-serving).
(This is where the commercial break takes place).
(this is where you stop reading).
(if you're still reading up to this point you obviously can't follow directions or are really bored).

My Interests

I don't want to share my interests with you. I'm greedy like that, and I need my space....... STOP SUFFOCATING ME! :)

I'd like to meet:

all the people in China. It'd be a hoot and I'd be forever known as the guy that met all the people in China.

Music:

The jingle to Cheerios. You know, someday some guy is going to make a musical about all those little Os.

Movies:

I like them moving pictures. One time I saw this movie about a car that said VROOM VROOM! and it would kill people. Then this guy was eating a bag of marshmellows and saying "LOOK HOW MANY MARSHME...." and never got to finish the sentence because the car ran him over. And the screen dripped with blood and this other dude, he was a black guy and I think he might have been jewish was there. He was saying something about how talking with your mouthful is a sin and the sinners will burn in hell, and the car was coming right at him, and this dude took a flame thrower to the car and there was fires and explosions and it was AWESOME!

Television:

You mean that you can see them movin' piktures in the comfort of your own trailer?! Well skippy dang!

Books:

I don't get what all them squiggly lines are, but sometimes they have funny picktures but those picktures don't move. :(

Heroes:

A hero kills people, people that wish him harm. A hero is part human and part supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma, or out of a disaster, and must be avenged.

My Blog

Fun shit to do when you're bored aka Culture Jamming

Things to do when bored that require a small group of people:1) One person dresses up as Jesus, Two to Four People Dress up as Roman Soldiers, One Person dresses up as death.  Everyone chases eac...
Posted by MisterBubbles on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 07:37:00 PST

What the hell is with all this shit-tacular remakes?

I've been wanting to write a script for a movie for a while now.  Only a few things are holding me back:1) Laziness2) uh... I guess that about sums it up.  Over the past several years, hell ...
Posted by MisterBubbles on Thu, 18 May 2006 08:00:00 PST