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About Me

I'm going straight to hell
Ain't nothing slowin' me down
I'm going straight to hell
so you just better get me one more round!
I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.
I dislike Elijah Wood and the terms "pet peeve" and "kudos."
I subsist entirely on beer and pretzels.
I love living in Vegas.
I wear wifebeaters all the time.
I like to eat, sleep, drink, and ... sleep. I use too many ellipses...
I love my dog more than anything in the entire world.
I chew so much gum it's ridiculous.
I am REALLY good at Minesweeper. And Tetris. And Ms. Pac Man.
I wear pigtails a lot. A LOT.
Watch me on Criss Angel Mindfreak: I am famous. And he's a douche.

My Interests

Bowling. Yay!
Wings (Hot BBQ and Spicy Garlic, Yummmm) and trivia with my other half... or my coworkers.
Hollering at construction workers. "Hey baby, nice spud wrench!"
NASCAR.
Ghost Towns. Good thing I live in Nevada. http://www.ghosttowns.com
reclining on trucks, apparently (see pictures)
Meeting racecar drivers and country singers
spelling and grammar (those who know the rules can break them)
generally blowing all my hard earned pay.
Bad baby names.

I'd like to meet:

Dale Earnhardt Jr.
..
Visit my family Join the Dogster community
Click "Save Me" to play a game and feed homeless dogs! DO IT

Music:

New stuff: Dierks Bentley. Miranda Lambert. Taylor Swift. Trent Tomlinson. Ray Scott. Joe Buck. Eric Church. Shooter Jennings. Toby Keith. Hank Williams III.
New(ish) Stuff: Travis Tritt. Alabama. Dwight Yoakam. Alan Jackson. Brooks & Dunn. John Anderson. Sammy Kershaw. Clint Black. Vince Gill. Lynyrd Skynyrd. 38 Special. Hank Williams Jr.
Old Stuff: Waylon Jennings. Merle Haggard. David Allan Coe. Hank Williams. Johnny Cash. Charley Pride. Jim Reeves. George Jones. Conway Twitty. Loretta Lynn. Jerry Lee Lewis. Charlie Daniels Band. Freddie Fender.
Other: classic rock mostly, and oldies. some of that new rock crap too, hair bands, the pina colada song

Movies:

Dirty Work
Office Space
Amelie
Chasing Amy
Clerks
GHOST WORLD
Saved!
The Frighteners
The Simpsons Movie
Welcome to the Dollhouse
Detroit Rock City
200 Cigarettes
Go
40 Year Old Virgin
Empire Records
Dazed and Confused

Television:

Seinfeld
The Simpsons
ANTM
Rock of Love

Books:

Chick Lit
Love Monkey
Eats, Shoots, and Leaves.

Heroes:

Dorothy Parker.

So I'm drinkin' some George Jones,
and a little bit of Coe
Haggard's easin' my misery
and Waylon's keepin' me from home
Hank's givin' me those high times -
Cash is gonna sing it low
and I'm here gettin' wasted -
just like my country heroes

My Details

My Status: So very taken
Don't talk to me if we're not: Friends
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: San Francisco!
Size relative to an elephant or a koala: I'm 5'6" and smaller than an elephant, bigger than a koala
Ethnicity: Lebanese
What's your sign?: Aries
Religion: none
You're a drunk: Yes, I am.
Spawn: No thanks.
Schoolin': I has teh smart.
Occupation: Office Junk
Awesome: to the max.

My Blog

ACMs, Cher, etc.

K, Cher was AWESOME. The ACM stuff was all really fun, too. Other than that, I don't have that much to say. My teeth have been killing me. I guess when they adjusted my fillings last time, they didn't...
Posted by Eve of Destruction on Thu, 22 May 2008 02:47:00 PST

I swear the ACMs have a hold on me

The first year I went to the ACM Awards, it was because the Coyote had just sent me to Nashville for the CMTs and liked my "reporting" so they sent me to the ones here too, plus the new artists show a...
Posted by Eve of Destruction on Tue, 13 May 2008 12:26:00 PST

April vs. May, Tonight at Mandalay Bay and on Pay Per View

I just tore of a sheet on my calendar, removing the month of April and exposing May. April was so colorful and full of events (I use colored highlighters to denote different types of events- lame I kn...
Posted by Eve of Destruction on Thu, 01 May 2008 03:08:00 PST

Look at my profile; guess what’s new

It now says I'm 25, which means I can (theoretically) do the following: 1. Pay slightly less for my car insurance.2. Rent a car for a reasonable price.3. Go to certain clubs that are 25 and over (I kn...
Posted by Eve of Destruction on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:32:00 PST

Teta Lily

My grandmother in Lebanon died Tuesday. I feel so bad for my mom. I have no grandparents left. Of course, we couldn't go to the funeral. They buried her next to my grandfather yesterday. None of us ha...
Posted by Eve of Destruction on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 08:40:00 PST

Nine days

I totally never thought about it til just now, and I got way happy all of a sudden. If I end up taking the whole week off (which I’m pretty sure I will), I will be off for nine days! I can&...
Posted by Eve of Destruction on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:44:00 PST

15 Again

I saw Bad Religion on Saturday night with Devin and Tiko (Is that how he spells it?). Devin and I chugged four beers each before the show, because we’re classy. Friday night Devin, Eric, and I ...
Posted by Eve of Destruction on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:40:00 PST

Weeknights, woohoo

Soo.... Mikey got free tickets to see Mamma Mia. Wow, was that show gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy or what? DAMN. I mean, seriously. Wow. Not to mention after the intermission it dragged through about ten ...
Posted by Eve of Destruction on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 02:15:00 PST

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

I booked at room at the Orleans for me and Mikey (and anyone who wants to watch, hehe) so we can get as drunkedy as we want! Y’all know where i’ll be. Shout out to Tim, who’s birthda...
Posted by Eve of Destruction on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:31:00 PST

Get well, get well soon, we wish you to get well....

"That’s not even a SONG!!!" I swear to god the marketing team here is just like that Seinfeld episode. "It’s his birthday AND his last day?!""No, OTHER Walter!" "Come on Elaine, have ...
Posted by Eve of Destruction on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:20:00 PST