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DANIEL DEUCE

I pressed her thigh...and Death smiled.

About Me


I am a guitarist/songwriter/singer/bassist.
I put together a really rough/drunk demo a while back called:
CHRIST IN SHADES
I've also been in a few bands...none I care to mention.
This is my new project/band:
~CLICK IT~

We were born into the night.
Where angels fall, but we take flight.
Roaming devils, dare we shine?!
Seduced by moonlight... Alive on wine.
~daniel deuce~
copyright 2003 soFISTicated psycho
The corpes all hanging headless and limp
Bodies with no surprises.
The blood drains down like the devil's rain.
We'll bathe tonight.
I want your skulls x4
Demon I am and face I peel.
See your skin turned inside out.
'Cause I've gotta have you on my wall.
Gotta have you on my wall, 'cause
I want your skulls, x4
Collect the heads of little girls and
Put 'em on my wall.
Hack the heads off little girls and
Put 'em on my wall.
Whoa
Whoa
I want your skulls, x4
I NEED YOUR SKULL!!

My Interests

Wine, women, song and a little of the old "Ultra Violence"

I'd like to meet:

Meet: go binge drinking with:
Jim Morrison, Friedrich Nietzsche, Bill Hicks, Leonardo Di Vinci, Bruce Lee,
Stevie Ray Vaughan, Bon Scott,
Cliff Burton, 'Dimebag' Darrell,
Screaming Jay Hawkins,
Elvis The Pelvis, Hunter S. Thompson,
Nostradamus, Anton Szander LaVey,
Jesus Christ, Stephen Hawking, Layne Staley,
Andrew Wood, Randy Rhodes, Buddha,
Aleister Crowley, The Devil
and YOUR MOM!!!

When only a few companies own all the TV channels, own all the means of video distribution, then the masses can be fooled, history can...IS being rewritten.

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Marilyn Manson

Misfits

Wednesday 13

PBR

Motorhead

Mindless Self Indulgence

Pinhead

Music:

Misfits/Danzig
Black Sabbath
Jim Morrison

Murderdolls
David Bowie
Bon Scott
Marilyn Manson
Rammstein
Wednesday 13
Lords Of Acid
Motorhead
Mazzy Star
Ministry
Deftones
NIN
Sex Pistols
QOTSA
The Distillers
Prodigy
Bauhaus/Peter Murphy
A.F.I.
Ramones
Portishead
Horrorpops
Slipknot

GnR
Genitorturers
The Cure
Rob Zombie
Type O Negative
Tool
Mother Love Bone
AIC
Sepultura
FEAR
Dope
Orgy
Skinny Puppy
Slayer
Chris Isaac
Billie Holiday
Johnny Cash
C.O.C.
early-Suicidal Tendencies
Sepultura
Eighteen Visions
early-Crue
early-Prince
early-Janes Addiction
Bile
Gogol Bordello
Mindless Self Indulgence
etc..
..
......

Movies:

Porn
Fight Club
I Heart Huckabees
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Donnie Darko
Run Lola Run
Killing Zoe
Natural Born Killers
American Beauty
Dead Man
Pulp Fiction
Love and a .45
True Romance
American Psycho
Sleepy Hollow (T. Burton)
Bram Stoker's Dracula
Strange Days
The Matrix (1st one only!)
Equilibrium
Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas
Reservoir Dogs
V For Vendetta
Me Myself & Irene
Eat The Rich
Pink Floyd's The Wall
Brazil
The Crow
Powder
Harold/Kumar Go To White Castle
Spun
The Exorcist
House of 1,ooo Corpses
1984
Caligula
Secretary
Creep Show
S.L.C. Punk
S.F.W.
SAW
Gattaca
The Salton Sea
American Beauty
Quills
BEETLEJUICE
Batman Begins

Television:

KILL YOUR T.V.!!
..
But if forced to watch...
Rescue Me
Sopranos
Law & Order
The History Channel
South Park
Family Guy
Reno 911
Curb Your Enthusiasm

Books:

A ClockWork Orange
1984
The Crow
Kama Sutra
Tantric studies and philosophies
EVERY Jim Morrison biography
Hardcore Zen and misc. Buddhist philosophies
a little Hunter S. Thompson
Fight Club
Stephen King
books on cults
Bukowski
porn
etc..

Heroes:


..
You're Pinhead. As the head of the Church of
Sorrow, you are an excellent leader. You know
how to keep your minions under control (whether
by fear or respect), and conversely, keep them
happy by giving them what they want. You
personify the perfect mixture of fear and
adoration. Just as pain and pleasure are
indivisible in your doctrine, so are those two
qualities in your followers.

Which Cenobite are you?
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My Blog

~wise words~ The only solution is a revolution! Down with the shadow government!

"you have got to be kidding me!  did anyone catch the state of the union address last night?  i would like to know what union these fuckers are living in?  all of the optimistic double ...
Posted by DANIEL DEUCE on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:19:00 PST

I can remember my first time like it was yesterday.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! ...
Posted by DANIEL DEUCE on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 03:29:00 PST

"Always look on the bright side of life..."

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Posted by DANIEL DEUCE on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 01:43:00 PST

The way of the gun.

"Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not." ~ Thomas Jefferson(This is the reason why many poiticians want gun control so badly!)FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE1. An armed man i...
Posted by DANIEL DEUCE on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 10:12:00 PST

Its illegal to say "I want to kill the President."

~Thanks GOYK...
Posted by DANIEL DEUCE on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 10:42:00 PST

Gimme yer booty! ARRRGGGHHH Pirate jokes.

+++This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?" And the pirate says....
Posted by DANIEL DEUCE on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 01:23:00 PST

Philosophy on sex:

Philosophy on sex:   "See, the problem is that God  gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a  time." --Robin  Williams   "You know "that look" w...
Posted by DANIEL DEUCE on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:00:00 PST

~~The 86 Rules Of Drinking~~

1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast. 4. Chan...
Posted by DANIEL DEUCE on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 03:29:00 PST

Immature, semi-dirty jokes.

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.=============================================== Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you se...
Posted by DANIEL DEUCE on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 10:15:00 PST

The Rules Of Drunk Dialing.

1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to d...
Posted by DANIEL DEUCE on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 10:01:00 PST