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Bacon PHAT

I DON'T REMEMBER FELIN LIKE THIS!!!!!!

About Me

-I HAVE A CRUSH ON DONALD TRUMP. -I THINK R.KELLY WANTS TO PISS ON ME. -SOMETIMES WHEN I POO THE TOILET WATER SPLASHES ON MY BOOTY. -I'M STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY SOME ROACHES KNOW HOW 2 FLY.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Janelle
Birthday: March 26
Birthplace: Imma Brooklyn Baby
Current Location: Hoe-ma
Eye Color: doo-doo brown
Hair Color: black
Height: not tall but not short!!!!!
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: noone ever really knows
The Shoes You Wore Today: i don't have n-e
Your Weakness: my mom & sis
Your Fears: Gettin married then gettin divorced
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese Bitches
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: i would like to know
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Bitches
Thoughts First Waking Up: man i gotta piss
Your Best Physical Feature: my ankles
Your Bedtime: after i get the business
Your Most Missed Memory: comin out my momz Meow!!!!
Pepsi or Coke: Sprite
MacDonalds or Burger King: WENDY'S DOLLA MENU
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ugh
Chocolate or Vanilla: swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: cough-fei
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: Fuckz no
Do you Sing: i try
Do you Shower Daily: yups
Have you Been in Love: i really don't know
Do you want to go to College: no, but im there
Do you want to get Married: nope
Do you belive in yourself: it depends
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: My daddy says I am
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: Thanx 4 da new car
Do you like Thunderstorms: wut?
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i don't drink
In the past month have you Smoked: i Smoked some Turkey BAcon
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I be poppin that Midol
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i guess
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: what is da point 2 dis?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ^^^^
In the past month have you been on Stage: yea i manage a couple of Strippaz
In the past month have you been Dumped: lmao yea
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: next month i will
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a pencil
Ever been Drunk: the world may never kno
Ever been called a Tease: naw
Ever been Beaten up: neva got in a fight
Ever Shoplifted: a Snicker when i was 7
How do you want to Die: wut da hell?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A fukkin Beast
What country would you most like to Visit: France
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: as long as he can c
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: don't matta
Height: talla than me
Weight: more than me
Best Clothing Style: just gotta be fly
Number of Drugs I have taken: like 12
Number of CDs I own: i dunno
Number of Piercings: ears don't count=0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: damn there err thing i've done
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My Interests

FLASHIN LIL OLD WHITE LADIES ON THE HIGHWAY

I'd like to meet:

I WOULD LIKE 2 MEET THE MAN OF MY DREAMZ, WELL IN THAT CASE I BETTA KEEP DREAMIN!

Music:

COMMON, GYM CLASS HEROES, TYGA, PARAMORE, JOHN LEGEND, SAC,MAROON 5, PLAIN WHITE T'S, AMY WINEHOUSE, FALL OUT BOY, FEIST,

Movies:

Any movie that involves the following words:- Sh!t - F#ck - A@@ - PORN I LUV IT - B!tch

Television:

IM 2 ASHAMED 2 SAY

Books:

TRUE STATEMENT, I DON'T READ!!!! i AIN'T EVEN GONNA LIE TO YA.

Heroes:

MY HEROES ARE THE PIMPS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD, B-CUZ THEY INSPIRE ME TO TRICK SOME HOES

Which girlfriend are you?(from the hit tv show girlfriends)
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You scored as Toni

Woohu!! Youre a Toni. Damn grl you could shop all day long and still not be tired! Sometimes you go for the guys that can offer you things instead of going for the guys that you really care about and offer their heart out most to you. Nevertheless, youre still a great friend and would do anything for your girlfriends. You go grl!!


Toni


100%

Mya


75%

Joan


50%

Lynn


0%