Hi! I'm a student and a mom. Yes, I said mom. Don't run for the hills! I have lots of interesting and obscurely funny things to say. I'm a linguistic anthropology major at a local university (if you don't know what it is, then google it!). I work for a local restaurant as an accounting clerk. I know, it's not too interesting. I love movies, theatre, watching football (both pro and college), art, hanging out, bar hopping (if possible), dancing, crime dramas, etc. I am a social butterfly and a bit of a comedian. I mean, if you can't laugh at life, what can you laugh at?!? But anything beyond the surface, you'll have to find out on your own. Hope to hear from you!
When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? shower?
Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? yes
Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial? yes
Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? no
Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? yes
Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? yes
How old do you look? 20
How old do you act? 14
Have you recently become a member of anything? yes
Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed? open
Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? no
Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating? no
If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? working
Have you ever called anyone a slut? yes
Have you ever been called a slut? yes
Have you ever smuggled something into your country? no
Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? yes
