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jasminemade

Hand-Crafted Sass!!

About Me


I like midis. Graduated in 1995 with a BFA from Virginia Commonwealth University . Finally have a job that utilizes my degree after almost a decade of office space cube farm hell. Turning 34 last year helped me discover (again) during the '06 SXSW that my 34.5 year old body can't rock (stay out until 2am) like my 21 year old mind thinks it can. That is not stopping me from trying or wearing creepers . Love to cook, sew, and find creative ways to make stuff. Good sites that support this habit are: Readymade magazine , craftster.org , and girlshop.com . Working on getting my own design company up and running. Discovering that it's not as easy as I first thought but am ok with the challenge. Thank the stars every damn day for my husband . Who is a peach and a nerd, a genius and a dork. And thankfully (as well on record with the State of Texas ) mine.** Not to be an ass, but if you like my page, and you want to send me an add request, don't be one of those with a 'User profile set to private" and expect me to add you without you even dropping me a note to say hi. Because if you are one of those peeps, I won't add you and then will delete you from the Add Request page without a second's thought. There are some nasty computer viruses floating around here pretending to be real people's pages. You gotta give me some sugar before I let you into my hive. **

My Interests

All that was listed in "I'd like to meet". In addition, the Alamo Drafthouse , hunting at flea markets and thrift shops, banging on my drum kit. Promoting my company jasminemade (hint hint), making things out of vinyl. Collecting toys ( Simpsons , Star Wars , Transformers , plastic action figures), collecting "small things" like cracker jack toys, 1" buttons, smashed pieces of red tail lights, and flicker rings . Wanting to learn a foreign language, but never initiating it beyond Sesame Street spanish (abierto, cerrado!) eBay - a horrible, sick addiction. Being a rasterbator .

I'd like to meet:

People who have figured out that life is too short to be unhappy. People who like doing spontaneous wacky stupid stuff, just for the heck of it. People who like: The Simpsons, Amelie, projects by Wes Anderson, sushi, fart jokes, plastic action figures, punkrock (but aren't stupid or elitist about it), making things themselves (think: Readymade, Get Crafty, Budget Living), things from at least 20 years ago (could be 80's music, 50's fashions, 40's dancing), 'zines, karaoke, bowling, zany antics. People who are nice. Not broken, and if broken - are on the way to fixing themselves. I don't have any patience or time for drama or crap. Be happy, dammit! People who sparkle/twinkle/shine, and aren't afraid to try something new. People who know what: nigiri, bubble tea, creepers, dirty girl, and trogodor are.

Music:

I heart David Bowie so much, it's almost ridiculous:In addition: All "alternative" '80s (a la 120 minutes with Dave Kendall). Older: Most on the Dischord Label, some on Kill Rock Stars, The Damned, Blondie, Adam Ant, The Jam, Buzzcocks, Boston, Journey, Go-Go's, Go-go music from WDC (ask me sometime about my sister and I being asked to " Shake it like a white girl "), Thomas Dolby, Rush, Steely Dan, Devo, Kraftwerk, Two-Tone Ska, Rocksteady older ska. Newer: Gram Rabbit, Le Tigre, Belle & Sebastian, Quasi, Bikini Kill, Boss Hogg, The Briefs, Fannypack, Fischerspooner, Interpol, Ladytron, Morrissey, Pixies, The Shins, The Sounds, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, and I am finding myself simultaneously drawn to yet highly amused by all the new bands that are totally ripping off the sounds of bands from the '80's. I hate and love it. Because overall I like the sound, but then I hear riffs/tones/beats that are so obviously New Order/The Cure/Kraftwerk/Joy Division that I get mad. Like I was duped by an imposter. Kids today have no idea. God. Now I know how my Dad felt when he ranted about my generation "not getting it" about his music. GAH! I digress......

Movies:

Anything Wes Anderson has made, and is in the process of making. Velvet Goldmine, Garden State, Lost in Translation, Amelie, True Stories, Dogtown and the Z Boys, School of Rock, Napoleon Dynamite, Sixteen Candles...but only for the last 5 minutes when Jake Ryan (sigh *JAKE RYAN!*) meets Samantha at the church and says "Yeah, you!" and then "If You Were Here" by the Thompson Twins pipes in. Rewind, watch, repeat. Me like stupid funny: Old School, Van Wilder, etc. Ecch. more to come....HOLY CRAP! How in heck could I have forgotten to list the Star Wars saga? Jeez.

Television:

We don't have cable tv. We are probably the last people in our demographic that doesn't. So I am limited to the common networks, and PBS. Within that realm, I love the cooking shows and woodworking shows on PBS on Saturdays. Simpsons, The Office (BBC British version), Tenacious D, Gilmore Girls (guilty pleasure...dang they talk fast!), the O.C. ...ONLY FOR SETH COHEN ! All the other jackasses are lame. Buffy, Angel, Firefly, and most else by Joss Whedon. Grrrr, arrrrgh! OK, if we had cable tv, I would list: HGTV, Style, DIY, and the Food network. I think these networks are cool because they all showcase making things, design, or before/afters that are neat. And while it was so posh to be flipping through 999 channels while at the inlaws during the holidays, I know at home we would be sparring for control between ESPN1,2,3,4,5,6,7, and the Ocho , and my stuff. And I wouldn't get done half of what I do (or what I should be doing). So, comme ci, comme ca. Oh yes, and the Lawrence Welk show. For the hair, the accordian, and the Piano Lady. And can someone PLEASE tell me why, oh why, do I get sucked into figure skating ? Rationally, I should turn my nose, but there is something about being graceful on 1/2 inch blade of metal on a sheet of ice that is admirable and for me unattainable.

Books:

Vonnegut, Crichton, Douglas Coupland, Ben Snakepit, Dan Brown, Aaron Cometbus, C.S. Lewis, Daniel Clowes.

Heroes:

My Mom. My sister. Martha Stewart....hell yeah I said it. FREE MARTHA!! Jack Black. You know...they should have a section called "Celebrities you wish were your friends". Under that catagory I would easily list: Jack Black, Jon Stewart, Will Ferrell, Jeneane Garafalo, David Byrne, Jack Pepin/Julia Child, and the creator(s) of Strongbad . These people are funny. Interesting. Cool. And I would be thrilled to have them over for beer and a pizza.

My Blog

Early to bed, & early to rise makes a Jasmine healthy, wealthy...and insane.

In order to maximize my time during the day to complete tasks for jasminemade, I have begun to wake up at 5 am everyday to workout at the gym.  Yes, I know. Crazy.  I am an avid exerciser, d...
Posted by jasminemade on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 10:03:00 PST

Portland Diary, Vol. 1

Just wanted you to know that Brian and I made it to Portland safely and without any stress.  Our flight took off Thursday morning, had a one-stop in Salt Lake City, then landed in PDX around 12:3...
Posted by jasminemade on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 02:00:00 PST

The Incredible Shrinking Woman!!!!

OK, I waited a long time to post this. Partially because I didn't want to jinx myself, and also partly because I didn't think I hit a big enough milestone to remark upon it.  But today I have, an...
Posted by jasminemade on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 08:25:00 PST

The Epoxies

I know I am very late on this bandwagon but.... Oh, my GAWD! I had heard of them, but never actually listened to them. They played here in Austin last night at Emo's.  Opened up for a band out of...
Posted by jasminemade on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 06:50:00 PST

gah!

I really did something very frustrating and stupid just now. Something that I SWEAR I will never do again each time I do it. I just spent half an hour typing up the most rad blog ever...with clever ba...
Posted by jasminemade on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 09:08:00 PST

Angst in my Pants

A very painful, kinda embarrasing, and weird thing happened to me today. I was in Barnes and Noble up by Lakeline and my cell phone starts ringing. It was my older sis, and we needed to catch up. I a...
Posted by jasminemade on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Well call me 'Planters' and slap me silly!

First, please let me apologize for not posting recently. Things have a way of getting pushed aside and then forgotten about. I have two things to write about, and will post one in each blog to fatten...
Posted by jasminemade on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Total Eclipse

I don't know why this makes me so happy, but it does. The guy in the middle is the human incarnation of Animal.
Posted by jasminemade on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

World Domination, Part 2

Yesterday I got my Sales Tax number, which means a) I can buy supplies at wholesale prices, and b) I now have to report quarterly sales tax earnings to the Man. I also got my business checking accoun...
Posted by jasminemade on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

More than meets the eye *w/pics!*

For the longest time, since owning a house,  I had a crazy idea of decorating our walls with huge murals. A few weeks ago, I bought from an office repot store, a used 3M overhead projector.  I sought ...
Posted by jasminemade on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST