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Brian

pounding meat

About Me

I'm overly obnoxious to everyone to hide a deep appreciation of anyone.....so eat shit.

My Interests

My rock star wife, loud people, beer, comics, star wars, shogun warriors, reading fiction and science-fiction, any video game that contains, implies, or relates to 'wizards', writing poorly, watching minutes (or less) of television, occasionally hacking consoles, playing a mediocre bass guitar, and moderating drunken oratory.

I'd like to meet:

I suppose anyone I could hope to meet over the Internet, but mostly people that own or have awareness of a 'D20' or Vectrex and aren't affraid to spit back.....

Music:

Lately:Witch, Epoxies, Death From Above 1979, The Pink Razors, The Wrens, Descendents, The Velvet Teen, Minus the Bear, Sleater-Kinney, The Thermals, Minutemen, The Smears, Johnny Cash, The Blackheart Procession, Man Or Astroman?, Ted Leo, Slayer, the Riverboat Gamblers, and Shellac..................................................... ..........................................................Th e allstars:Unrest, Subset, Against Me!, The Sword, The Briefs, Guided by Voices, Stereolab, Archers of Loaf, Pavement, Spoon, My Bloody Valentine, The Gallows, The Spits, Slint, Choking Ahogo, King Diamond, The Most Secret Method, Pain, Superchunk, The Queers, Cat Power, more King Diamond, Air Miami, Polvo, The Avengers, Riverboat Gamblers, J Church, Mogwai, Pong, All, Massive Attack, The Sonics, The Glands, Minor Threat, Hagfish, Bikini Kill, Descendents, The Shins, Dinosaur Jr., Boss Hog, Verbena, Che Arthur, The Misfits, Servotron, The Motards, Black Flag, The Damned, The Sounds, The Applicators, Sebadoh, Dead Kennedys, Bis, Anti-Flag, Dead Whale Tide, The Avengers, Galaxie 500, The Stooges, The Crumbs, The Hard Feelings, They Might Be Giants, The Beastie Boys, Sterling, Milemarker, Dead Milkmen, Tortoise, Bratmobile, The Ramones, Schatzi, Mcklusky, Blonde Readhead, The Sonics, Trans Am, Yo La Tengo, DMZ, Guitar Wolf, The Cars, Quasi, Pixies, many more...blah...words...blah..blah

Movies:

Time Bandits, Forbidden Zone, Hard Boiled, The Killer, Real Genius, Akira, LOTR Trilogy, Star Wars (even the unispiring prequels), Indiana Jones series, Ghost Dog, All The Presidents Men, Fight Club, Alien/Aliens, Donnie Darko, The Virgin Suicides, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Lost In Translation, Big Trouble in Little China, Clerks, Dogma, Star Gate, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown (Yes, Jackie Brown, remember?), Napolian Dynamite, Garden State, SLC Punk, Dogtown, Hell Boy, Spidernam 1 and 2, Slackers, Big Fish, Ghostbusters, High Fidelity, School Of Rock, Heavy Metal

Books:

Anything by Douglas Coupland, Chuck Klosterman, James Kolchalka, Evan Dorkin, Frank Miller, Nick Hornsby, Roald Dahl, Alan Moore, Brian Michael Bendis, Scott McCloud...more words...blah..blah

Heroes:

Anyone creative

My Blog

On Ithaca&or why cant there be more math and less Goth!? (part 1)

I visited Ithaca, New York this weekend for a wedding. I was mostly dreading the trip for the lame and selfish reason than short trips over long distances are often hellish when you have to return to ...
Posted by Brian on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 07:24:00 PST

WoW the chums....

If you don't play video games or know what a MMORG is, this will be only slightly amusing OR completely devoid of discernable humor. If either of the above sounds familiar, this will be...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Homestarrunner

Unless you're still on the fence about trading in your TI-99 for one of those new fangled "internet ready" computers or you spend your surf time trolling eBay for that Diablo ...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I love Star Wars, but....

.....these guys take it to a level for which I am unqualified. This post is extrememly mean spirited, but admitedly, I couldn't stop laughing. I felt especially bad for laughing since I've probab...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

escape from fever driven madness

Just emerged from my five day bronchitis induced fever. Thought I would recap the last week. When I wasn't buried under blankets with my brain a boil, I was at the SXSW music conference in Austin, TX....
Posted by Brian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

pork chop sandwiches

Remember, knowing is half the battle.http://gorillamask.net/videogijoe.shtml
Posted by Brian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

if I could be this guy....

http://www.elvistrooper.com/ET.htm I'd quite my lucrative day job at the lawn dart factory......
Posted by Brian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ok just get this record...

If you want a great hard rock record to listen to while A) breaking shit, B) thinking about breaking shit, or C) just relaxing with a little paint by numbers then get Death From Above 1979's - You're ...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

More VD Fun...

1. Go to: http://conversationswithmyself.com/content/nd_board 2. Download: I Love Technology (Kip to LaFonda) 3. Sing it to someone or to yourself. Either option should be excercised in public...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Happy VD

I hated the presumptiveness of Valentine's Day (I'm gonna call it VD for fun) when I was single. There wasn't anything that I would do on VD for a girl I liked or was dating that I wouldn't do any oth...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST