Matt

I share a birthday with Michael York, James Callaghan, Austin Pendleton, Mariah Carey, Nathan Fillion, Quentin Tarantino, Budd Schulberg, Gloria Swanson, Randall Cunningham, and Edward Steichen. I have never lived outside of Pennsylvania. My body temperature vascillates wildly. The farthest west I've ever been is Los Angeles. I usually don't write in Hemingwayesque sentences. I prefer B&W celluloid. Almost all my CDs are old. I made it 724 pages into Infinite Jest before throwing it against the wall for the final time. David Strathairn bought me dinner this one time, which impresses few. I don't eat enough fruit. I'm a hesitant auteurist. I lose touch with friends easily. Had I written a great, already-existing novel, it would have been The Adventures of Augie March. I drink gallons of water a day. I know you can't catch up on sleep. I once danced in a fountain while warbling "Wonderwall" for a pack of smokes. I can't explain my cinemania, but I have theories. I've never worn a necklace.