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Ben Siegel

I'm gonna check out this Christian rock mosh pit. YEAH!

About Me


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You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 85% Iron Man 70% The Flash 65% Supergirl 60% Wonder Woman 60% Superman 55% Hulk 55% Catwoman 55% Green Lantern 50% Robin 45% Batman 25% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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You are a powerful character. You tend to be possessive and lusty - which explains your greedy nature. You feel threatened when people try to order you around or control you. You are prone to suspicion and jealousy - but your resilience and passion get you what you want.Star wars character you are most like: Han Solo What is Your Star Wars Horoscope?
Your Birthdate: November 2
You're so intuitive, it's like you have a sixth, seventh, and eighth sense.
You connect with others freely and easily - and you tend to have many best friends.
Warm and caring, it's hard for you to close your heart to anyone.
Affection is like air for you - you need to give and receive it to survive.
Your strength: Your universal compassion
Your weakness: Your unpredictable mood swings
Your power color: Mauve
Your power symbol: Butterfly
Your power month: February What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
What MPAA Film Rating Are You? (A Quiz By Timbo)
You're NC-17! i'm shocked, that's all I can say. We've all heard the rumours... and read the articles in the newspaper! You've coloured outside a few lines and you're proud of it, not to mention probably a few other indescretions that i'm not allowed to bring up because of content restrictions
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Some of us have dreamers. That means that you may occasionally meet a person who knows what they want to do in life. This also means that a few of the individuals you run across in your lifetime will be total psycho, nutcase, odd-ball, visionary mother-fuckers. "Which am I?," you might wonder if you gave a damn. If I knew for sure, I'd tell you. We makes plans and "God" laughs. All I know is myself: writer, student, son, lifelong learner, musician, comic book nerd, uncle, joker, smoker, ordained minister, reader, storyteller, comedien, lover, hater, masturbater, teacher, avenger of the innocent, tutor, confidant, life coach, and um....let's see. Tinkerer? Probably not. I am Ben, and I am no one but myself. I've got this total savior complex going on which explains why I like to bring home stray animals and people. It also accounts for my attraction to emotionally damaged women.
instant messanger: HOTDOGCAKE, LJ: GAINSOMEBRUISES
"...and I'm his friend, Jesus!" ..This profile was edited with MAGIC ..

My Interests

Comic books, movies, films, REALLY bad movies, ganja, literature, roller coasters, good friends, imaginary friends, good times, self-determination, education, goofing off, video games, the unknown, stickin' it to the Man, self-promotion.

I'd like to meet:

Myself when I was 13 so I could smack the back of my pubescent head and say "Stop crying, you pussy!" And nymphomaniacs, of course.

Music:

25 ta life, 36 deadly fists, 4 in tha chamber, a perfect murder, all shall perish, anal cunt, arkangel, as blood runs black, as i lay dying, bad luck 13, bad religion, billyclub sandwich, black sabbath, bleeding through, blood for blood, bob marley, boy sets fire, candiria, cannibal corpse, cipher, combat 84, comin' correct, cradle of filth, cromags, dethklok, dr. octagon, dragonforce, dying fetus, e-town concrete, earth crisis, erase the past, evergreen terrace, everybody gets hurt, eyes of hate, finntroll, from autumn to ashes, full blown chaos, g.f.y., god forbid, gwar, hatebreed, horse the band, iced earth, immortal technique, invidia, irate, iron maiden, it dies today kool keith, led zeppelin, locked in a vacancy, madball, martyr a.d., minor threat, misfits, morris day and THE MOTHERFUCKING TIME!!, most precious blood, necro, nirvana, notorious b.i.g., nyhc, personal vendetta, pink floyd, poison the well, primus sucks, punishment, queen, radiohead, reclaim the crown, shai hulud, shattered realm, shutdown, sick of it all, skarhead, skinless, skrewdriver, slayer, smashing pumpkins, strife, sworn enemy, tenacious d, the doors, the who, thin lizzy, through the discipline, those forsaken, tool, tragic figure, trivium, vext, vilified, weezer, wesly willis, wings of scarlet, wu-tang.

Movies:

12 Monkies
Akira
Ali G in da House
Altered States
American Psycho
American Splendor
Animal House
Batman (Tim Burton)
Batman Begins
Batman Returns
Beetle Juice
Black Knight
Blazing Saddles
The Blues Brothers
Bowfinger
Bram Stoker's Dracula
Caddyshack
Chinatown
A Clockwork Orange
Cool Hand Luke
The Corporation
Dead Alive
Dead or Alive
Death Wish
The Deer Hunter
Detroit Rock City
Donnie Darko
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
Easy Rider
The Elephant Man
The Empire Strikes Back
Equilibrium
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fearless Vampire Killers
Fight Club
Frankenhooker
From Hell
Full Metal Jacket
Goodfellas
Grandma's Boy
Gremlins 2
Half Baked
Happiness of the Katakuris
Heavy Metal
The Hebrew Hammer
The Howling
I Heart Huckabees
Ichi the Killer
Immortal
Izo
Jacob's Ladder
John Carpenter's The Thing
Kung Fu Hustle
Legend
Mallrats
The Man with Two Brains
Marathon Man
Meet the Feebles
Night of the Hunter
The Nightmare Before Christmas
The Ogre
The Omega Man
The Omen
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Onmyoji
Othello (Lawrence Fishburn version)
The Passion of the Christ
Planet of the Apes (original)
Platoon
Pulp Fiction
Pump Up the Volume
Putney Swope
Quills
Richard III
Rize
The Royal Tenenbaums
The Rules of Attraction
Run Ronnie Run
School of Rock
The Serpent and the Rainbow
The Seventh Seal
Shaolin Soccer
Shawn of the Dead
The Shining
Silence of the Lambs
Sin City
Sleeper
Soylent Green
Spaceballs
Stacy
Tales from the Hood
Tank Girl
This is Spinal Tap
V for Vendetta
The Village
X2
Young Frankenstein

Television:

Simpsons, X-Men the Animated Series (not that Evolution crap), Futurama, Arrested Development, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Brak Show, Pee-Wee's Playhouse, Navy CIS, Without a Trace, Mad TV, Dead Like Me, Mission Hill, Real TV, MXC, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Venture Brothers, In Living Color, Batman the Animated Series, Clone High, The Maxx, Muppet Babies, The Boondocks, Metalocalypse, Criminal Minds, Heroes, Smith, Sherry and the Anus, Gumble2Gumble: Beach Justice. Everything else is pretty much crap. Fuck The View.

Books:

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galazy, Beowulf, Illustrated Man, James Baldwin, Joseph Campbell, Albert Camus, Don Quixote, Dostoyevsky, Invisible Man (H.G. Wells and Ralph Ellison), John Gardner's Grendel, Neuromancer, Lord of the Flies, Quiet American, Edith Hamilton's Mythology, Ernest Hemingway, James Joyce, Carl Jung, The Lion The With and the Wardrobe, Fight Club, Paradise Lost, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Hamlet, The Tempest, Othello, Twelfth Night, Frankenstein, Elie Wiesel's Night, Alan Watts, The Picture of Dorian Grey, On a Pale Horse, Colin Wilson, Allister McGrath, Johnny Got His Gun, The Giver, Lolita, The Island of Dr. Moreau, The Grapes of Wrath, Tropic of Orange.

Heroes:

Lucifer, Nightcrawler, my parents, Neil Gaiman, Grendel, Green Lantern (Hal Jordan), Wolverine, Pootie Tang, Grace Jones, Huey Freeman, Ganesha, Top Cat (Hanna-Barbera), the Champions of Nygar.

My Blog

Proof that I rule, academically.

In spite of moving to Astoria, my mom's nervous breakdown, my dad's continuous ill health and a staph infection on my ass, Ben Siegel pulled a 4.0 GPA. AND WHAT, MOTHERFUCKERS?!?!?!
Posted by It's bad luck to kill a Ben Siegel on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 06:50:00 PST

Movin' on up to a de-lux basement

It's offical, boys and girls. Your favorite kike master of ceremonies is moving to Astoria, Queens. I began the arduous packing process today and expect it to carry my into this weekend. After that, m...
Posted by It's bad luck to kill a Ben Siegel on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 08:22:00 PST

It's a Halloween thing, people. Get it?

My favorite part of Halloween has always been the performative aspect of this, my most cherished of holidays. As a child, I even went so far as to carry the joys of dressing up 2 days afterwards, to m...
Posted by It's bad luck to kill a Ben Siegel on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 11:06:00 PST

OCD

Okay, so I'm positive that I engage in obsessive behavior when it comes to Myspace. I sign in 8-10 times a day just to see if anyone has written to me. Also, I spend very much time washing my hands. T...
Posted by It's bad luck to kill a Ben Siegel on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 03:09:00 PST

faggoty-ass poetry

This room is both my womb and tomb, when daylights wastes its rays on me. Night falls as I wave good-bye to another half-lived summer day, comforted by the setting sun. The oppressive light, carr...
Posted by It's bad luck to kill a Ben Siegel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm clearly wasting time in America

somebody buy me a plane ticket, NOW!
Posted by It's bad luck to kill a Ben Siegel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

mommy...what are poor people?

I never fully understood why public intoxication was a crime. I still don't. It's the Quality of Life laws that are seriously ruining the quality of life in our fair city of....Bright Lights, Big City...
Posted by It's bad luck to kill a Ben Siegel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

words of wisdom

never trust a doctor who goes by his or her first name, i.e.; Dr. Larry or Dr. Susan. also, if they work out of a shack in their backyard, they probably cook meth on the side.
Posted by It's bad luck to kill a Ben Siegel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sparky....WHY?!?!?!

Dante's words keep running through my head: "Brothers and sisters I want you to go out and get yourself a gun. And I want you to give that gun to Jesus to kill all the heathens." I'm not the wor...
Posted by It's bad luck to kill a Ben Siegel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

God damn you all...

it finally happened...I wonder how many myspace blogs start out this way. I really got talked into this shit. I'm so gay. You know I do it because I love you, you great big, beautiful world. Ya viciou...
Posted by It's bad luck to kill a Ben Siegel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST