Suzy - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I can swim in my pyjamas and use a protractor.
Thank God for my British education.

My Interests

I love David Shrigley he is a genius

I'd like to meet:

anyone who works in Subway

Check out my band: Jonny and the Debutantes

Music:

In no particular order Velvet Underground Talking Heads The Smiths The Beach Boys David Bowie The Stones AC/DC Teenage Fanclub The Beatles Prince Aretha Franklin Attic Lights Primal Scream Hot Chip Belle & Sebastian The Clash Blondie Franz Ferdinand LCD Soundsystem Camera Obscura Kraftwerk The Go Team Marlene Shaw Roxy Music Led Zeppelin Squeeze Ike & Tina Turner Goldfrapp Elton John Little Richard Pulp Eddie Cochran Bob Dylan Ricahrd Hawley Herman's Hermits Creedence Clearwater Revival...

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine Withnail and I Spinal Tap The Usual Suspects Anchorman, Deer Hunter Raiders of The Lost Ark Blazing Saddles Goodfellas It's a Wonderful Life Donny Darko The Magnificent Seven Star Wars III - V Pulp Fiction From Dusk Til Dawn Singing in the Rain The Graduate A Hard Day's Night Donny Brasco Dr Strangelove The Producers Life is Beautiful Mulholland Dr The Life of Brian The Shining Blade Spiderman II Blade Runner Adaptation Some Like it Hot The Wizard of Oz The Big Lebowski Sleeper Kind Hearts and Coronets Man Bites Dog The Shawshank Redemption Die Hard Young Frankenstein Almost Famous City of God Y Tu Mama Tambien...

Television:

24, Sopranos, LOST, The Simpsons

Books:

BRING BACK MOBILE LIBRARIES! See my photostream at flickr.com

Heroes:

Jordan's son Harvey. He's 3 and wears the trousers of a 16 year-old. Apparently she sprinkles crisps on the ground for him to graze on while she's busy on a photoshoot...

My Blog

Touching Cloth

I watched that film 'Touching the Void' at the weekend. I've read the book already it wasn't bad I guess, although I reckon the one who cut the rope was dodgy as fuck, and what a monotonous voi...
Posted by Suzy on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 05:58:00 PST

Stars in your arse

David Cainer of (www.cainer.com) defines horoscopes as "the cosmic blueprint of your life that was written in code across the sky at the moment you were born". Suzy of (www.myspace.com/...
Posted by Suzy on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:57:00 PST

Variety is the spice of life

I work in Dumfries every Wednesday at 9am which is about a 2 hour train ride from Glasgow. Because of this I have to set my alarm to get up for 4.45am in the morning in order to make the 6.40am...
Posted by Suzy on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:46:00 PST

Ooh-ooh dedications what you need.

Apparently the following is the origin of the Guinness Book of Records (according to Wikipedia.com):On 10th November 1951, Sir Hugh Beaver, then the managing director of the Guinness Brewery in Irelan...
Posted by Suzy on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 02:09:00 PST

Religion is for ugly people

I'm loving the way everyone is slowly getting involved in the debate over muslim women wearing veils. It seems to be the new fad for MPs (along with releasing their sensational new auto-biography...
Posted by Suzy on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 04:08:00 PST

Flash from the past

This morning I woke up and knew instantly that I was back in my parents' house. Most of the time if I wake up somewhere other than my own bed (friend's house, car park, shop window, etc.) I have a mom...
Posted by Suzy on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 03:01:00 PST

Who ate all my morals?

Today I had to get the train from Glasgow to Dumfries. It was a very early morning train and there was only me and another girl in the carriage. The girl was pretty heavy. I sat down first and she&nbs...
Posted by Suzy on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 04:26:00 PST

smell yer maw

I smell today. Everytime someone comes near me I flinch and try to edge away so they can't smell me. I can't actually smell myself anymore (because obviously I'm immune to it) but I looked in the mirr...
Posted by Suzy on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 05:02:00 PST

Teenage dirtbag

What's the deal with that girl Molly Campbell who's decided she's fed up of living with her mum on Lewis in the Western Isles of Scotland and run off to live in Pakistan with her dad instead? I say ge...
Posted by Suzy on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 08:35:00 PST

Modern Children Are Rubbish?

I read this in the news today:"Childhood is being lost to a dangerous combination of junk food, marketing and video games, experts have warned. A group of 110 teachers, psychologists, children's aut...
Posted by Suzy on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 02:43:00 PST