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michael214u

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate!

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, , , A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it." , , ,
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My Blog

pass code?????

yall ever go to the web page that has a pass code.you know the one your so bizy with life that you never have time to go to and whin you do go. its never the same pass code you ues on anything eails y...
Posted by michael214u on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 09:20:00 PST

cant sleep?

well i woke up to day with a timp of 104, been slushing around the houes ,whin i ways not pased out in bed. thinking a bout reallity and how thir might be a copey of me on the otherside of a wall. and...
Posted by michael214u on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 10:27:00 PST

no war no warming

FIGHT CLIMATE CHANGE, NOT WARS FOR OIL!It's time to bridge the divide between the peace movement and the climate action movement. For far too long, our groups have been working on one or the other of ...
Posted by michael214u on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 03:47:00 PST

whats going on you ask?

well id say I'm spinning around and my worlds been turned upside down. see iv got a brother. a step brother that i haven't see cents i ways seven. yesterday my mom calls me up to let me know he ways k...
Posted by michael214u on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 06:22:00 PST

The White Stripes mp3

Get Your Own Player!...
Posted by michael214u on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:01:00 PST

WoW PLAYERS

looking for a giled? im buzzedman rogue, im allso Offandgone  a priest. so if you play let me know and lets go to war some time!
Posted by michael214u on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 04:33:00 PST

jan 7th!

"Narcotics Anonymous offers addicts a program of recovery that is more than just a life without drugs. Not only is this way of life better than the hell we lived, it is better than any life that we ha...
Posted by michael214u on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 07:22:00 PST

day 3

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Posted by michael214u on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 05:05:00 PST

day 2 of being a nonsmoker

well the patch gave me some kick ass dreams last night! and the day at work went well, my bro at work is quiting too. this is awesome cuz now i have a support group around me! its strange iv noticed ...
Posted by michael214u on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 08:24:00 PST

Day one of being a non smoker!

so last night I'm at rebecca's on the balcony smoking a cig and we are talking about quiting. i'm looking at my cig thinking back on how many yers its been my friend. yes a cig has been my loyal frie...
Posted by michael214u on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 04:18:00 PST