Caustic Cayla - ProfilesArchive

About Me

"He sees her as walking cutlery, a sadistic flesh-machine of erotic knives and razorblade kisses."
-Sex and Death in Television Town, Carlton Mellick III
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Here, hold my vodka for a minute,
I've got some chaos to cause.
Paying my way through college. Slowly but surely working toward my long term goal of being a Mad Scientist.
I'm addicted to my books. My Book shelf is flowing over with books, notebooks, and textbooks. I never leave my home without one. No you can't borrow any, I've lost too many of my favorite books to people who "borrow" them and never return them. Huge annoyance there. And if you're someone who has one of my books then give it back!
Two of my favorite vices are RedBull & Vodka. Especially when in combination. mmm tasty tasty
I recently taught myself how to make sushi rolls. I'm very proud of my new talent. Now if only I could find places that sell sushi grade fish in more than just tuna then I'd be set. But seriously, my newly developed addiction to sushi is ridiculous. I'm to the point of getting off of work at 3am to run down the street to pick up my takeout order and then off to eat it in some back alley along with the rest of the crack addicts. Well maybe not so much the back alley part but I do run into the odd crack addict or two every now and then after work. Though working nights and just generally a night time type of girl, I know the best places to get sushi at all hours.
If I place my left hand on a flat surface palm down I can spin my arm 450 degrees counterclockwise. TALENT! baby. Oh yes, and beware the toes of death & destruction. My toe-pinches have been known to leave bruises and untie shoelaces.
I do many different styles of modeling; pinup, fetish, fashion, gothic, vintage, body paintings, glam, artistic, etc. Always looking for more creativity and diversity in my work and new photographers to work with.
For availability and rates on work please contact me with as much information as possible for me and I'll get back to you at my earliest convenience.

My Interests

My own entertainment and amusement.

I'd like to meet:

People that entertain me.
People that actually have something to bring to the table.

Who I'd Like to Avoid:
The people who keep sending me messages attempting to hook up with me. Seriously people... not going to happen. I'm on this website to network with people.

Anyone under 18. Sorry, kids, but I won't add you.

Music:

In no specific order; Johnny Cash, Devil Doll, Frank Sinatra, Rancid, L7, AFI, Rob Zombie, Ella Fitzgerald, Nancy Sinatra, Suicide Commando, Rasputina, Gremdel, The Ramones, Garbage, Portishead, Billy Idol, CombiChrist, Panzer AG, Peggy Lee, Vivaldi .... and so on.

Movies:

Zombie movies, I love the zombies.
Tank Girl
The Third Man

Television:

Mythbusters

Books:

I love reading anything I can get my hands on. I've constantly got a book in my hands or in my bag. My favorites have got to be anything with a sociopath as the main character, perferably as a narrative.

Andrew Vachss
Thomas Harris
Laurell K. Hamilton
Kim Harrison
Carlton Mellick III

Harold Schecter
Edward Lee
Kathe Koja
John Gardner
Joe Knetter
Barry Eisler
Karen Chance
Simon R. Green

My Blog

Surgery in the morning... -UPDATE- fri evening

This whole Feb/March 2008 time period sucks balls.Seriously.I was diagnosed with having a couple masses in my breasts a while back. Been pretty painful at times, and in general has been an ongoing dis...
Posted by Caustic Cayla on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 10:05:00 PST

Burgundy Patent Leather Peeptoe Pumps

So it's been a while since my last drunken blog. I'm sure everyone's missed my ridiculous ramblings. Such things happen though when you have the ability to kill a computer at 10 yards with just a glar...
Posted by Caustic Cayla on Thu, 17 May 2007 01:14:00 PST

AllStar Emails

So I've taken the time to write down on my profile that I have no interest in people who message me on myspace with the hopes of hooking up with me. I'm just going to have to say that for the most par...
Posted by Caustic Cayla on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 02:26:00 PST

Random Caustic 11/28/06

So I'm talking to Kalisa the other day on yahooim, and the news is on the tv. I rarely watch the news with any amount of interest; it's more of those background-noise type things that every now and th...
Posted by Caustic Cayla on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:30:00 PST

Dallas Fetish Ball; Pics-Vol 1, The Wheel of Pain

The Fetish Ball was such a blast!!If you missed out on all the fun I really feel sorry for you, but at least you can get a sense of the excitement from the pictures. I'll be posting more blogs as I st...
Posted by Caustic Cayla on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:05:00 PST

Check out this event: 2006 Dallas Fetish Ball

Hosted By: The Church DallasWhen: Saturday Nov 18, 2006 at 9:00 PMWhere: The Church2424 Swiss AveDallas, TX 25204USDescription:The Church Dallas Click Here To View Event------------------------------T...
Posted by Caustic Cayla on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 05:24:00 PST

Not Drunk Enough...

There's not enough vodka within reach to deal with the night I've had...9(ish): Arrive at work10:00: Still no one at my bar11:00: A grand total of 2 customers. Possibly another 2 in the back? nah...1...
Posted by Caustic Cayla on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 02:36:00 PST

Random Caustic 10/19/06

I bet none of you know this one about me....The fact that I hate Beck.Yes, the "singer" douche who babbles inconsequential lyrics. And this isn't just the every day run of the mill hatred that I have ...
Posted by Caustic Cayla on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 03:11:00 PST

The Glory of... "Burn in hell"

The current drunken conversation is on how the phrase "Burn in Hell" can fit into many different conversations and be perfect for all occasions. First of all, it's been a night of Apple Pucker (J...
Posted by Caustic Cayla on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 01:49:00 PST

Anyone? ....Anyone?

Raise your hand if... ...you've ever found yourself drinking Chianti out of a nice wine glass ...while playing beautyshop ...sitting on the bathroom toilet, using the tank as a tabletop ....
Posted by Caustic Cayla on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:39:00 PST