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Miss Demonica

Well-behaved Women Rarely Make History

About Me


Come enjoy a spanking you'll never forget...see me at the 2008 Dallas Fetish Ball's AMAZING WHEEL OF PAIN!
www.DallasFetishBall.com
I am a refined lady with an occasional potty mouth and I always carry a big stick. I am a good Vegetarian and a bad Vegan. I have a satin fetish. I love slapstick comedies and doo-doo jokes, especially from Hansel. I enjoy beating up wimpy boys and rescuing innocent animals. I think the majority of Republicans are narcissistic, redneck douche-bags and if you actually support "GW" or "McSame," get the fuck off my page. Yes, I'm serious.
I fancy males in girly maid uniforms who can curtsy properly. I am a grammar snob to the tenth degree. Dramatic feather hats and Wolford stockings make me smile. I like listening to Dean Martin while drinking vodka martinis and smoking fat cigars. Anything else you want to know, just ask me. But be prepared for me to tell you it's none of your damned business. Have a nice day!
I will be attending the Dallas, Texas "FOOTNIGHT" party. Come meet me in person and worship my perfect peds! Click my pretty toes above to learn more!
Check out our fabulous new FREE Sissy Site! We're still under construction, but you'll get an idea of just how AWESOME it's going to be! Click the image above to check it out!
Check out my brand-new Chastity Blog
on www.SissyPrep.com!
Many of you know me as the Misress/Wife to that sexy little super-star, Sissy Maid Kelly. Some of you know me as the Head Mistress of ClubFEM Dallas/Fort Worth. However you may know me, congratulations on getting through the "red tape." I don't allow just anyone to be my "friend" in this weed-filled garden otherwise known as Myspace. I'm not here for numbers and I'm picky.
My husband and I practice LFA
(Loving Female Authority).
Look it up.
Try it.
Liberate yourself.
If you're a male Dom, don't add me unless you're REAL (I'm extremely picky about this). Real like...Victor Tella...that kinda real (I have such a crush on him and his sexy singletail whips).
For example, those male Doms entrenched the Lifestyle for the sole purpose of having a "little woman" run around, cleaning your house and pleasing you in the bedroom can piss right off. Although I am a FemDom, I do have Dominant male friends. But, they are REAL, true Doms, in it for the right reasons...for the blissful Power Exchange found in BDSM.
ALL CANDLES pale in comparison to these amazing candles...I personally recommend them quite highly. Every time I entertain, someone asks, "Where'd you get those candles?" Don't be fooled by the copy-cat, douche-bag competition floating around here on Myspace - you've probably received a friend request from them (they steal them from Dark Candles' profile...pathetic and shameless). Dark Candles is the first and the finest.
My personal favorites are "Ice Queen" and "Attention Whore." You suck-up sissies can feel free to buy me some at any time ;-)

My Interests



D/s. BDSM. Sissy maid training. Chastity. Vintage fashions. Silk and satin. Hats. Shoes. Animal rescue volunteer work. The ASPCA. The Humane Society of the United States. PETA politics. Vegetarian cooking.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

Dean Martin. Frank Sinatra. Doris Day. LaVern Baker.

Movies:

Airplane. Policy Academy. Naked Gun. Anything slapstick. The stupider, the better.

Television:

Big Love. Tell Me You Love Me. Real Time with Bill Mahr.

Books:

Little Women. Pride and Prejudice. Uncle Tom's Cabin. Treasure Island. Moby Dick.

Heroes:

I am my own hero.

My Blog

Sissy Prep, our fabulous new site!

SISSY PREP VIDEO Click it! Nice job, sissy lolli.  But you're still going to get it for that popsicle stain on my table. HM Demonica...
Posted by Miss Demonica on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 07:03:00 PST

Kelly and I are on the COVER of a new TV magazine...

...and we did NOT approve it.  Sabre Publications decided to "borrow" one of our most famous pictures and use it for the cover of their magazine titled "Transvestite Submission," number 13.&...
Posted by Miss Demonica on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 12:48:00 PST

Tonight at Midnight...

...no I don't turn into a pumpkin, but it's the very last SECOND you'll be able to use the promo code "happyhalloween" at www.DarkCandles.com for a whopping TWENTY PERCENT OFF!  So go place ...
Posted by Miss Demonica on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 07:22:00 PST

Spankings.

The fabulous Angela Ryan (www. AngelaRyan. com) has asked me to participate in her Birthday Bash at THE CHURCH DALLAS ON JULY 6th (www. TheChurchDallas. com).I will be giving Birthday Spankings at mid...
Posted by Miss Demonica on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 02:47:00 PST

Smelling Pretty.

Being the ultra-Feminine Creature I am, I insist on smelling good - my body, my hair, and even my house.  My new favorite scents are found in Dark Candle's "Tiki Collection."  Keep me smelli...
Posted by Miss Demonica on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:51:00 PST

Stop it.

Stop with the annoying and immature Myspace applications.  Stop buying me as your "pet." Stop telling me how much I am "worth." Stop filling my inbox with nonsense and wasting my precious time. ...
Posted by Miss Demonica on Fri, 30 May 2008 04:30:00 PST

Victory for Downed Cows!

All those calls and letters paid off!Check this out, guys! :-)   Dear Demonica, This morning, the USDA announced that it will implement a complete ban on slaughter for human consumption of cattl...
Posted by Miss Demonica on Wed, 21 May 2008 04:32:00 PST

It is time to get PISSED.

Most of us already know that red meat, although "tasty," is incredibly unhealthy and causes all kinds of health problems from obesity to heart disease.  But few of us know the tortures ...
Posted by Miss Demonica on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 10:32:00 PST

Big News

Check out www.BeyondLeather.net and click "Presenters." 
Posted by Miss Demonica on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 04:21:00 PST

Myspace Comments.

...on my Vanilla vintage-clothing "Business" Myspace page... Please remember that I can only permit comments from other "Vanilla" Myspace profiles.  If you have your ass showing, if you are tied...
Posted by Miss Demonica on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 03:28:00 PST