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Hansel

I do not like to entertain casually

About Me

I like riding bikes, swimming, evenings at the DMV, watching Captain Kangaroo and sipping molten platinum. Sometimes I will have Ricky fetch my house slippers and prepare me a brace of kippers, four deviled kidneys, a dish of kedgeree and a pot of Darjeeling so I can settle in to a long arduous day filled with the pipist filth and possibly stagnant urine. I also enjoy having fun. I have plenty of time to spend with people who don't stink and are at best only moderately shity.

My Interests

the opera, the symphony, Industrial architecture, ballroom dancing, nutritional science, the macabre, the bizarre, people whose last name is Rothschild (but I'll settle for Oppenheimer).

I'd like to meet:

Ron Paul. (oops already did)

Music:

Einsturzende Neubauten, Schubert, Junior Brown, Christian Death, Sex Gang Children, old George Jones, Jimmy Rodgers, Al Jolson, or any folk music predating the 1900s.

Movies:

The Great Train Robbery, The Birth of a Nation, Sam and Joe Go to Town, At Home for the Hollidays with a tub of doodoo

Television:

Television is for ignorant sheep who are not creative enough to make their own fun.

Heroes:

Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Edison, Winston Churchill, Bach, Adam Weishaupt, Tim