art [making, admiring, criticizing that which is of the shitty persuasion]... comfortable silences... music... movies... listening to the stories of the elderly... learning from wisdom... crudeness and rudeness... exploring old, abandoned houses... yuengling... people-watching... sarcasm... uh... guilty pleasures... altered states of consciousness... you know, awesome things... vain people... top five lists... whiskey... water... whiskey and water... jager shots... being awesome at pool (even though i was only awesome when i was still smoking the herbal remedies)... those pecan swirl things are pretty awesome... being southern (and, thereby, wiley as a mahfucka)... lively lovingtons of life... burps... running over curbs, not ducks...
I'd like to meet:
people to make art with... people who will get naked so i can draw them... people who can out-party me... give me a good burper with a beer gut and there's my dream date....
Music:
there's a whole lotta rhythm goin' 'round, son... (stoner, dancy, rap, electronic, thrash, trash, hip-hop, grind, NOISE, bluegrass, folky, SOUTHERN FUCKIN' RAWK, etc)... i delve a bit....
Movies:
godfather (cliiiicheee, but i don't give a shit... i'd give scorcese a bj), american gangster, pride and prejudice (it's a good book as well), snatch, traffic, no country for old men... trainspotting... amores perros... amelie... can't think of any more right now....
Television:
sopranos, sanford and son, the office, all things history channel, tim and eric awesome show great job, boondocks, metalocalyspe, motherfuckin' squidbillies, it's always sunny in philly, my name is earl, the wire... sports (football, basketball, soccer)... i like it sometimes....
Books:
the back of the shampoo/hand soap bottle when i'm on the john... 'everybody poops'... 'wolves in the walls'... favorite thus far: 'kafka by the shore' by haruki murakami; currently reading: 'i hope they serve beer in hell' by tucker max... i'm fairly literate, so just ask....
Heroes:
my granddaddy and my dad...
nelson mandela (46664)...
marlon brando...
anyone who's ever put up with my bullshit with a smile (especially my drunken bullshit).
my family is my everything, so there's them... ghandi... robert rauschenberg... edward kienholz... egon schiele... mattias grünewald... christian boltanski... francis bacon... cy twombly... romare bearden... gustav klimt... blake barrett... ryan sawyer and dan turner... barbara kruger... in case you haven't noticed, i'm an art fag......
