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His Sympathetic Majesty David

Whoever said 'Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned' obviously never fucked me...

About Me

When I came out into society I was 15. I already knew then that the role I was condemned to, namely to keep quiet and do what I was told, gave me the perfect opportunity to listen and observe. Not to what people told me, which naturally was of no interest to me, but to whatever it was they were trying to hide. I practiced detachment. I learned how to look cheerful while under the table I stuck a fork into the back of my hand. I became a virtuoso of deceit. I consulted the strictest moralists to learn how to appear, philosophers to find out what to think, and novelist to see what I could get away with, and in the end it all came down to one wonderfully simple principle: win or die.
London is Raving....
"David is an absolute perfect gentleman that seems to have sprouted up from nowhere..." -Gaz Cloud of Villette
"Ten times better then Brian Molko! -Pablo O. Local Social Anarchistic Post-modern Pseudo-bohemian
"The things that come out of that boys mouth..." -Kirstin O.S. Siouxie-like Socialite
"Quite the Bitch for an American." -Kat, Princess Lollirot
"Watch out for this one for me, I absolutely love this boy with all my heart!" -Guy T of the Problem Being
"Such a tragically beautiful creature..." -Beth Villette, Artistic London Photographer
"...if anyone else said it I'd be offended, but it just so true and adorable all at the same time!" -Lucy Frances, Fashion model and Villette Widow
"Absolutely Wicked!" -Danielle, K-countess and leader of the Anti-Establishment
"We've had gays before but this is THE Gay David." -Tallulah, Superstar DJ
"...a fine combination between Bram Stocker's Dracula and Princess Diana!" -Charlie, Psuedo-emo and Up-Coming It Kid
"Poof!" -Mitchell, 18 year old non-smoking pissed off bitch at Nero's
"It's been decided, this one stays!" -Stefan, Local Mangel and Presiding Prom Queen
Disorder Rating
Paranoid : Very High
Schizoid : High
Schizotypal : High
Antisocial : High
Borderline : Very High
Histrionic : Very High
Narcissistic : High
Avoidant : Very High
Dependent : Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive : High
-- Personality Disorder Test --
-- Personality Disorder Information --

My Interests

Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with....

"Imagine that you are creating a fabric of human destiny with the object of making men happy in the end, giving them peace and rest at last, but that it was essential and inevitable to torture to death only one tiny creature and to found that edifice on its unavenged tears, would you consent to be the architect on those conditions? Tell me, and tell the truth."
-Fyodor Dostoevsky on the Problem of Evilhttp://www.buckfast.org.uk/site.php?use=tonic (go get it, bitches)To predict the behavior of ordinary people in advance, you only have to assume that they will always try to escape a disagreeable situation with the smallest possible expenditure of intelligence.-Friedrich Nietzsche

I'd like to meet:



Ryan , Fabulous....

Music:

But if you really love me you'll buy an album by one of these kids
Rasputina
The Dresden Dolls
The Cure
Jack Off Jill
TCR
Scarling
One True Thing
Kill Hannah
t.at.u.
My Bloody Valentine
The Birthday Massacre
Lacuna Coil
This Mortal Coil
Madonna
Switchblade Symphony
the Postal Service
Bond
My Ruin
Otep
Snake River Conspiracy
Razed in Black
Alexis O'Hara
Kidney Thieves
Drain STH
Amanda Palmer (solo)
Jessicka (works of)
VNV Nation
Babes in Toyland
Berlin
Blondie
Enya
Garbage
Angelfish
Portishead
Tori Amos
Mono
Lauren Christy
Hole
Goldfrapp
Kelly Osbourne
Gwen Stefani
No Doubt
Despina Vandi
Cher
Republica
Fear of Dolls
Dido
Cyndi Lauper
Sarah McLachlin
Garmana
Depeche Mode
Sleepytime Gorilla Museum
the Tiger Lillies
Murder By Death

Movies:

The Piano
The Cell
The Virgin Suicides
The Hours
But I'm a Cheerleader

Television:

Sex and the City
Dead Like Me
Desperate Housewives
Six Feet Under
All My Children!

Books:

Valley of the Dolls/Jacqueline Susann The Heart is Decietful Above All Things/JT LeRoy Venus as a Boy/Luke Sutherland The Virgin Suicides/Jeffrey Eugenides The Vagina Monologues/Eve Ensler Night Falls Fast/K.R.Jamison I Hate Myself and Want to Die/Tom Reynolds Wuthering Heights/Emily Bronte Antigone/Sophocles The Perks of Being a Wallflower/Stephen Chbosky Memoirs of a Geisha/Arthur Golden

Heroes:

Jackie Susann JT LeRoy Barbara Hutton Babe Paley Christina Onassis Princess Diana
Marilyn Monroeand of course....Tallulah (Say goodbye to a glitter girl...)

My Blog

A Message for those of you from Home!

As of recently I've gotten a string of messages from people who I either went to high school with or somehow knew back when I lived at home. And all of you literally write to me in the same hysterical...
Posted by His Sympathetic Majesty David on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 07:10:00 PST

Night at Bohemia!

Just got the pictures back from Chloe from the night at Bohemia. The club wasn't all that particularly good and we pretty much just spent the night in bathroom taking pictures and the piss out of the ...
Posted by His Sympathetic Majesty David on Mon, 08 May 2006 10:24:00 PST