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Funky Computer

Snooze you loose

About Me

I am 1 of 3 reprobates collectively known as Speculum. I love synths, BEATS, G.I.Joe, Sounds that make you pull a 'Chilli Sauce face', Atom Bombs, Manga, Transformers and a load of other shit. Check the vid below.. pretty much says it all.. Stay Fresh!

My Interests

SYNTHESIZERS dick ead.

I'd like to meet:

The dickhead who came up with this idea::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE BILL-------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------In 1994, the Criminal Justice Bill was passed as the Criminal Justice and Public Order Act which contained several sections designed to supress the growing free-party and anti-road protest movements (sometimes charecterised by ravers and travellerss).Sections 63, 64 & 65 of the Act targeted rave music, defining it as 'wholly or predominantly characterised by the emission of a succession of repetitive beats'. These sections give powers of arrest to police if they suspect people are preparing to hold a rave (2 or more people); waiting for a rave to start (10+); actually attending a rave (10+). Section 65 lets any uniformed constable who believes a person is on their way to a rave within a 5-mile radius to stop them and direct them away from the area - failure to comply can lead to a maximum fine of £1,000 = WHAT A MISSERABLE CUNT.

Music:

Fookin, fookin, stupid bloomin questeeown that is dick ed.

Movies:

Yeah, us and are trace sneak in ti the Warner alt time.

Television:

Rott's your brain! Take drugs instead! Wait, No! don't do that.... give them here I'll dispose of them safely...

Books:

Books, BOOKS! Blooming tender hooks more like.

Heroes:

The mentally ill, people who look after those who cannot look after themselves, people who defend those who cannot fight, single parents with no money who sacrifce everything for the success of their offspring and girls who put up with my multiple personalities- we both love you.

My Blog

6 MONTHS OF SPECULUM: Bloomin Eck!

Ok folks, I don't like ranting on about how good I think we are because that will make me sound like a cunt. I just feel compeled to give an oversight of the past six months for us, because it has bee...
Posted by Funky Computer on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 05:25:00 PST

AN INTERVIEW WITH SPECULUM

Speculum (Vince, Tom and Loz), are three Leeds based musicians who produce very, very dirty electronic dance music  or 'Technical Filth' as they call it. Vince and Loz also work together as Soundex, ...
Posted by Funky Computer on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 09:55:00 PST

ELECTRIC: COMPILED BY NUBREED FEATURING SPECULUM

The next instalment of the 'Electric' mix series is compiled by Nubreed and King Unique, out in September on EQ. It features tracks by Plump DJ's, King Roc and Speculum. So, if you fancy something mad...
Posted by Funky Computer on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 11:36:00 PST

SPECULUM LIVE / DJ SETS

Our diary is starting to get busy so check out the Speculum page for details of when and where we are playing.... I am too lazy to type it here.. Rock on. =]        ...
Posted by Funky Computer on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 08:38:00 PST

PHIL K AUGUST PROMO MIX FEAT: SPECULUM

Phil K's August promo mix feature's 2 Speculum tracks, 'DIRT' and 'BACKDOOR'. The tracks are due for release on Luke Chable's 'Trojan' Record label later this year. His mix CD's have been a major...
Posted by Funky Computer on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 11:47:00 PST

SPECULUM ON BBC RADIO 1 (James Zabiela / Mary Anne Hobbs)

'Implant' by Speculum featured on James Zabiela's 'Hot Essential Mix' on Friday 16th June. You can download the mix from the BBC radio 1 website. Our track 'Priapic' was featured on Mary Anne Hobbs 'B...
Posted by Funky Computer on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 08:31:00 PST

SOUNDEX / SPECULUM LIVE REVIEW

Put this link in your web browser: http://www.4clubbers.net/modules.php?name=News&file=arti cle&sid=775 You can see me, Loz and Vince playing around on some synths n' all sorts!!    ...
Posted by Funky Computer on Wed, 31 May 2006 06:04:00 PST