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HARD CORE PORN WAS FORMED IN 1997 UNDER THE NAME MR SLAMM, WITH SINGER JOEL RANDOLPH. THIS BAND WAS THEN INTERGRATED WITH NEW FRONTMAN KELLY JONES. (A.K.A. JELLY KONES) THE BAND THEN TOURED EXTENSIVELY THROUGHOUT THE U.S. IN DOING SO, SINGLE-HANDEDLY DEMOLISHED HEINEKEN AND JAGERMEISTER RESERVES ACROSS THE BOARD. WHEN THEY RECOVERED IN 2000, THE FIRST H.C.P C.D. WAS RELEASED, TWISTING MINDS BOTH YOUNG AND OLD, WITH THEIR FIRST SINGLE "PSYCHO HO". WHICH STILL MAY I ADD, PACKS THE FLOOR EVERY TIME. WHAT CAN I SAY WE'RE ALL A BUNCH OF ROMANTICS!!!
AFTER THE SINGERS STINT IN ANGER MANAGEMENT AND THE OTHER MEMBERS FINALLY RECIEVED THEIR NEW LIVERS, THE TOURING RESUMED. OPENING FOR SUCH BANDS AS DOPE, NON POINT, POWERMAN 5000, HINDER, RA, SALIVA, PRONG, OVERKILL AND COUNTLESS 80'S HAIR(LESS) BANDS ATTEMPTING THEIR GREAT COMBACK REVIVALS(WE'RE STILL WAITING.)
WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE STUDIO RECORDING THE FOLLOW UP TO OUR FIRST CD,WHICH SOLD OVER 3000 COPIES INDEPENDENTLY. A FEW DEMOS CAN BE HEARD ON THIS MY SPACE PAGE.
IF YOUR EVER IN THE BATTLE CREEK AREA, FEEL COMPELLED TO BRING YOUR ASSES TO" BISCUIT HEAD TED'S", OTHERWISE KNOWN AS CLUB PLANET ROCK. ALSO MAY YOU FEEL COMPELLED TO BUY OUR ASSES A SHOT. HEY WE ALL HAVE NEW LIVERS!!!
DRINK BEER STAY DRUNK!!! (EXCEPT WHEN DRIVING OF COURSE)
PEACE, I'M OUT LIKE LARS' FOLICLES
