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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your eyes make me smile, just thought I'd let u know boo

About Me

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001. What is Your Name? Josh Morgenstern
002. How old are you? 24
003. What is the link to your website/blog/or/myspace? http://juicyjoshm./myspace.com
004. Eye color? Brown/Green
005. Shoe Size? 10 1/2
006. Hair color? brown/black
007. Height? 5"9
008. Weight? 165
Favorite:
009. Food? Pizza/Steak
010. Drink? Diet Coke Lime
011. Movie? Too many too name a favorite
012. Music Band? Rap: Champ Bailey/Ya Boy Rock: Incubus
013. Animal? Dog
014. Sport? Baseball
015. Place to live? Cali baby
016. Subject? Sports/Life
Stuff......
017. Best thing that happened to you in the last few years? Getting to see my grandparents on a cruise before my grandfather died
018. Do you want to get married? Some day
019. Kids? We'll see
020. Best place to go on a date? To dinner and a movie
021. What is your dream? To achieve financial stability before I reach my thirties
022. What do you want to do when you grow up? To be a sports broadcaster/To own my own buisness
023. Play an instrument? Piano, but not for days though
024. List 5 things (inc. brand) you are wearing right now Hoody sweatshirt,slippers,sweats. That's three oops
Friends....
025. Friend you have known the longest? Miguel Chavez
026. Best friend(s)? Pretty much
027. Friend that makes you laugh the most? Miguel
028. Friend who you can talk to anything about? Kyla
029. Friend with the best personality? Kyla
030. Last friend to call you? Mello
031. Last friend to talk to you? Brian
032. Last friend you hung out with? Mello
033. Last friend you went to a movie with? Nicole
034. Last friend to make you laugh? T$
035. Most memorable experience with a friend? Going up to Raging Waters with Busse and Jucatan.3/4 of the way there I had to go to the bathroom.The only pissing device that was in there was a empty crystal geyser bottle.U can pretty much take it
036. Anything you plan to do with friends when you get older? Haven't thought that far ahead yet
037. Any trips planned with friends? Not right now
Opinions/ Thoughts
038. Abortion? No way.Making the decision of whether a human being gets to live or die once conceived is reprehensible.Yad-I-Mean?
039. Gay rights? Sure if your attracted to the same whatever makes that person happy
040. Sex? Yes..Yes...Yess
041. Micheal Jackson? Needs to go into hiding...The CIA should set him up with some mail order job in India
042. Drugs and alcohol? Yepp..Mandatory
Other Questions...
043. Ever travelled anywhere? A few places
044. What places do you want to visit? Italy, some parts of Eastern Europe. France pretty bad
045. Where do you want to live when you're older? Southern California
046. How happy are you with where you are in life? Why? I feel like I'm a little behind but it's cool cause' some of my friends are in the same boat as far as school and where there at and stuff like that
047. What's your most embarrassing moment? N A
048. Do you have any art or pictures on your walls? Describe it. I have a beautiful picture of Anna Kournikova on my wall
049. Do you remember your dreams? Vividly
050. Do you believe in love at first sight? Yeah
051. Are you a virgin? GOD NO
052. What was your favorite childhood toy? This G.I. Joe set my parents got me
053. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Yes
054. If you were stuck on an island who would you want with you? Miguel..At least I would die laughing
055. What's the best thing that could come out of this year? Since it's almost the end of 2006, probably me getting promoted in like 1 month,becoming manager and then getting a $20,000 bonus on top of that
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Do you like it rough or sensual?: It depends
Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: WHAT THE FUCK...
How often do you like to have sex?: At least twice a week
Is sex a top priority for you?: No but it is important
Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: When I like to be intimate.
How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: It's happened a few times but it's not a regular thing for me..Ughh.
How do you feel about one night stands?: If u know that the chemistry isn't that tight then 1 night stands are cool I guess
How many one night stands have you had?: 2
What's your favorite position?: 1)Doggy/1a)Missionary
Where's your favorite place to have sex?: In their parents bedroom..HahA
Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: It depends
Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: No.
How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: 15-20 minutes
Do you get off first or do they?: They do.Come on now
Do you like kissing during sex?: Yesssss
Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: Quite
Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: Depends;Noone home=Loud.Peoples=Quite
Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?: Not really.I'm sick of boobs.
How old were you when you lost your virginity?: 16
How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?: 0
What does your favorite fore-play include?: Caressing,choclate syrup and licking
Do you ever play with yourself during the act?: Naw
Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?: One person
Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?: No. not to say I wouldn't try it
When and where was your wildest sex ever?: On a cruise to the carribeans.Hanging out on deck,hellA drunk and ended up getting a fly beezie to come back to the "den".It was good untill my cousin walked in.LOL.
What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?: TBD
Have you ever done porn?: Could u please repeat this question?
Have you ever have sex for money?: No.Not yet.J/K
Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?: Naw
Is the sex still good when your cheating?: I'd imagine it would be.Never cheated,never will.
During sex... what are you thinking about?: Getting my girl off
Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?: Top
How many positions do you like to do during one episode?: At least two
Do you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner?: Occasionally..As they say "The proof is in the pudding".
Could you live without sex?: FUCKKKKK NO!!!!!
How often do you find sex boring?: Not very often.Unless I'm phucking a fish
How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?: 30-45 minutes
Do you like to perform oral sex?: Sure
Do you like to recieve oral sex?: Hmmm....Ya
Have you ever taped yourself in the act?: Not yet
Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?: No
Have you ever had interracial sex?: Yes
Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?: My mom, my cousin.
Have you ever had sex while at work?: No
Have you ever had sex while at school?: Yes
What is something that you would never consider doing?: A gangbang I guess
Have you ever had sex on drugs?: Yessss
Would you ever have sex in public?: It would depend...
What's your biggest turn on?: Eyes and ass
Do you spit or swallow?: Neither motherfucker
How many times have you gotten off in one night?: 3 or 4
Would you let other people watch you have sex live?: If the price was right...Probably not
Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?: No
Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?: No.My best friend has ended up fucking my girlfriend..Whole nother' story.
Do you ever have sex in the shower?: Have before
What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?: On the sand at the beach
What was the biggest age difference with a partner?: Hmmm...I think like 3 years.
Do you feel your up to par in bed?: Honestly:Yes
Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?: God willing
What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?: Yeahhh....Right.
How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?: I dunno...14
Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed?:NAKED
Have you ever done it at your grandparent's?: No
Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?: Yes
What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?: The beach.There's always people there at all hours
Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?: No
Do you were protection as often as you should?: Yes
Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?: It ain;t mine..J/K.No
If your over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?: No
Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?: Younger.It "depends"
What's the perfect size? (for girlz-- inches in dicks/for guyz-- cup size)?: 34'' B
Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)? If not, would you?: Maybe if it was Jenna Jameson
Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?: No.
Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?: Ya...I'm not telling
If you could sleep with ANYONE, would would it be?: Jennifer Love Hewitt
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MYSPACE SURVEY
by Cookie
001. What is Your Name? Josh Morgenstern
002. How old are you? 23
003. What is the link to your website/blog/or/myspace? http://juicyjoshm./myspace.com
004. Eye color? Brown/Green
005. Shoe Size? 10 1/2
006. Hair color? brown/black
007. Height? 5"9
008. Weight? 165
Favorite:
009. Food? Pizza/Steak
010. Drink? Diet Coke Lime
011. Movie? Too many too name a favorite
012. Music Band? Rap: Champ Bailey/Ya Boy Rock: Incubus
013. Animal? Dog
014. Sport? Baseball
015. Place to live? Cali baby
016. Subject? Sports/Life
Stuff......
017. Best thing that happened to you in the last few years? Getting to see my grandparents on a cruise before my grandfather died
018. Do you want to get married? Some day
019. Kids? We'll see
020. Best place to go on a date? To dinner and a movie
021. What is your dream? To achieve financial stability before I reach my thirties
022. What do you want to do when you grow up? To be a sports broadcaster/To own my own buisness
023. Play an instrument? Piano, but not for days though
024. List 5 things (inc. brand) you are wearing right now Hoody sweatshirt,slippers,sweats. That's three oops
Friends....
025. Friend you have known the longest? Miguel Chavez
026. Best friend(s)? Pretty much
027. Friend that makes you laugh the most? Miguel
028. Friend who you can talk to anything about? Kyla
029. Friend with the best personality? Kyla
030. Last friend to call you? Mello
031. Last friend to talk to you? Brian
032. Last friend you hung out with? Mello
033. Last friend you went to a movie with? Nicole
034. Last friend to make you laugh? T$
035. Most memorable experience with a friend? Going up to Raging Waters with Busse and Jucatan.3/4 of the way there I had to go to the bathroom.The only pissing device that was in there was a empty crystal geyser bottle.U can pretty much take it
036. Anything you plan to do with friends when you get older? Haven't thought that far ahead yet
037. Any trips planned with friends? Not right now
Opinions/ Thoughts
038. Abortion? No way.Making the decision of whether a human being gets to live or die once conceived is reprehensible.Yad-I-Mean?
039. Gay rights? Sure if your attracted to the same whatever makes that person happy
040. Sex? Yes..Yes...Yess
041. Micheal Jackson? Needs to go into hiding...The CIA should set him up with some mail order job in India
042. Drugs and alcohol? Yepp..Mandatory
Other Questions...
043. Ever travelled anywhere? A few places
044. What places do you want to visit? Italy, some parts of Eastern Europe. France pretty bad
045. Where do you want to live when you're older? Southern California
046. How happy are you with where you are in life? Why? I feel like I'm a little behind but it's cool cause' some of my friends are in the same boat as far as school and where there at and stuff like that
047. What's your most embarrassing moment? N A
048. Do you have any art or pictures on your walls? Describe it. I have a beautiful picture of Anna Kournikova on my wall
049. Do you remember your dreams? Vividly
050. Do you believe in love at first sight? Yeah
051. Are you a virgin? No
052. What was your favorite childhood toy? This G.I. Joe set my parents got me
053. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Yes
054. If you were stuck on an island who would you want with you? Miguel..At least I would die laughing
055. What's the best thing that could come out of this year? Since it's almost the end of 2006, probably me getting promoted in like 1 month,becoming manager and then getting a $20,000 bonus on top of that
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My Interests

BASKETBALL, TENNIS, AND BASEBALL.MY FAVORITE BASEBALL TEAMS THE BRAVES.BASKETBALL IS PHOENIX AND FOOTBALL IS INDIANAPOLIS. I LIKE TO WORK OUT AT THE GYM.ATTENTION:I DON'T SMOKE WEED ANYMORE! YES YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.NOT ONLY DOES IT UNMOTIVATE YOU, BUT IT JUST PLAIN SUCKS.EVERY ONCE IN AWHILE IS COOL BUT...I'M AN ABSOLUTE HUGE FAN OF THE SHIELD.THE BEST COP SHOW OF ALL TIME.PERIOD. SHANES DONE. I LIKE GOING TO WARRIORS AND GIANTS GAMES. GOING DOWNTOWN ON THE WEEKENDS AND GETTING FADED OR JUST WHENEVER ELSE.I ALSO LIKE TO TAKE PEOPLES MONEY IN POKER.

I'd like to meet:

CHUCK NORRIS. NO DOUBT. I HEAR HE'S A REAL DEADEYE SHOOTING.ANYBODY WHO IS REAL,THAT WOULD MEAN NOT FAKE FOR YOU INTELLECTUALLY CHALLENGED PEOPLE OUT THERE. REAL PEOPLE ARE IN SHORT SUPPLY AND A DEFENITE COMMODITTY IF U HAVE THEM. ANDRE AGASSI. I'D LIKE TO ASK HIM IF HE WAS ALWAYS THIS GOOD OR IF HE HAD TO REALLY WORK ON HIS GAME. I'D LIKE TO BE A TENNIS PLAYER IF I COULD TRAIN FULL-TIME.ANYONE FROM THE BAY REALLY.NEW FRIENDS ARE ALWAYS GOOD.PEACE.

Music:

RAP. TURF TALK, KEAK, E-4-O, TEAM, QUINN IS TIGHT.JT THA BIGGA FIGGA.RUFFRYDERS.THE FEDERATION,FULLY LOADED,BONE THUGS N' HARMONY.BROTHER LYNCH HUNG. I LIKE ROCK ALSO.THIRD-EYE-BLIND,SYSTEM OF A DOWN,GOO GOO DOLLS,AND INCUBUS IS COOL.MOSTLY OLDER ROCK LIKE GUNS AND ROSES AND AEROSMITH.SUBLIME,BRYAN ADAMS.RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS.JOHN LEGEND.EVERCLEAR,SUGARCULT. I LIKE SOME HENDRIX STUFF, AL GREEN. SOME R+B OF COURSE.SOME OLD R+B FO SURE.BOYZ II MEN, NEYO, TYRESE,MARIO WINANS,BOBBY VALENTINO,MARVIN GAYE. WHATEVER TO SET THE MOMENT OFF RIGHT.311,MR.F.A.B.,DUBEE,TRAXXAMILLION,THE JACKA,HUSSALAH, JADAKISS,STYLES P,FABOULOUS.MOSSIE, B- LEGIT,DROOP-E,B-SLIMM, MESSY MARV, YUKMOUTH, BABY BASH,LAROO, FEDERATION, E-A- SKI, YA BOY.CHAMILLIONAIRE.MOBB DEEP,PHAROAHE MONCH. SPICE 1,D12,METHOD MAN,YOUNGBLOODZ,DR.DRE.ANDRE NICKATINA,EQUIPTO,3-6 MAFIA.SMOOV-E...I'M SMOOTH LIKE WATER...KILLA TAY,5150,RICHIE RICH.HOLLOW TIP,THE GAMBLAZ, A-WAX, 11-5, MEMPHIS BLEEK,PETEY PABLO, TRICK DADDY. C-BO, MAC MALL,MAC DRE,LIL SCRAPPY,FRONTLINE,COLD WORLD HUSTLERS.J-DIGGS, WEBBIE, COMMON, LUNI COLEONE, D-MOE,BAILEY,BUN B,UGK, OBIE TRICE,GUCCI MANE,RICK ROSS, COUGNUT, AND KANYE WEST,TALEB KWELI.3X KRAZY,KURUPT,DAZ,JAY-Z.T.I.,DOJA CLIK,THE GLP,OUTKAST,CLIPSE,AP9,LUDACRIS.DUSH TRAY,HOODSTARZ,GUCE,TECH 9NE,YUKMOUTH.JUVENILE,TWISTA,THE ALCOHOLIKS.BALDHEAD RICK,XZIBIT,DEFENITELY NAS.CELLSKI,TOO SHORT,YOUNG DRU,U.D.I,BIG RICH,MIKE MARSHALL,MR.KEE,MR.DOCTOR,PSD,RYDAH J. CLYDE,THE MOSSIE, THE GAME(ORIGINALLY SIGNED BY JT-FOR ALL U UN-BAY ORIENTED RAP FANS),BLACK C,AND TOO SHORT.LAST BUT DEFENITELY NOT LEAST-TUPAC SHAKUR. JUST TO NAME A FEW. I LOVE THE BAYS LYRICAL CONTENT AS WELL AS ITS BANGIN ASS BEATS.

Movies:

"ROUNDERS", "THE COOLER", "RESEVOIR DOGS" TO NAME A FEW. "SCARFACE" FOR SHO."CRUEL INTENTIONS"."10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU"."AMERICAN BEAUTY"."FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS"."MAJOR LEAGUE" I THINK I'M THE ONLY PERSON WHO HASN'T SEEN GODFATHER PARTS I,II, AND III ALL THE WAY THROUGH. I LIKE EVERY KIND OF MOVIE BASICALLY.

Television:

I WATCH THE SHIELD EVERY WEEK THAT ITS ON. CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT 6TH SEASON BOY, IT IS ON. BIG FLAVA FAV FAN. THANK GOD HE DIDN'T PICK NEW YORK, THAT FAKE ASS WHORE.HOOPZ HAD TO BE THE WINNER, SHE WAS WAY FINER THAN YORK AND WAY MORE REAL. I WATCH HELLA SPORTS. DEPENDING ON WHAT'S GOING ON I WATCH COLLEGE BASKETBALL AND PRO.COLLEGE FOOTBALL AND PRO, AND BASEBALL.I LIKE ALL THREE LAW AND ORDERS:SVU, CRIMINAL INTENT, AND OLD SCHOOL LAW AND ORDER.

Books:

I READ THE NEWSPAPER DAILY AND SPORTS ILLUSTRATED. I HAVN'T PICKED UP A BOOK IN YEARS.

Heroes:

MY MOM. The BEST person you will ever meet in your life...Caring, giving, almost to a fault.Every guy wishes he could be as fortunate as I am for having such a wonderful mother.Love u mama!!!

My Blog

FUCKING 49ERS!!!

That was such a debacle yesterday.No joke.San Fran got thrashed.41-0.For the leagues 4th ranked offense,I thought they looked more like the Teneesee Titans.Alex Smith looked confused.Wait,Alex Smith d...
Posted by Just Joshin' You on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 12:16:00 PST

WHAT THE FUCK...I CAN'T SLEEP!!!

U know you're having problems going to bed when you're on myspace at 5.15 in the morning.The fact that my knee's killing me since the percocet wore off has nothing to do w/ it(yeah-fucking right).Anyb...
Posted by Just Joshin' You on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 05:41:00 PST

I SHOULD HAVE DIED TODAY...

Hey myspacers, it's juicy juice, except this time without the catpiss.Just kidding.I was on my way to work today around 1.00 pm,when the most unexpected thing happened.I was driving south towards my w...
Posted by Just Joshin' You on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 10:25:00 PST

StopBlamingMySpace

stop blaming Myspace Body: Anybody happen to catch Nightline last night on ABC? In case you didn't, one of the hot topics discussed was MySpace. It is no secret to anyone who reads the newspaper o...
Posted by Just Joshin' You on Mon, 22 May 2006 08:34:00 PST