Beer, music, Smith's Olde Bar, some pro rasslin'...beer, kickin' ass, chewin' bubble gum, kickin' douchebags (see: Fall Out Boy, emo kids) in the nuts...and beer.
"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair, Evangeline Lilly, Rachel Specter, The SnorgTees.com Girl, Elisha Cuthbert, Alizee (see my pictures page) and most of all...AFI and Fall Out Boy (so I could kick 'em in the nuts).
The 'SuperBad' Soundtrack, Is there a band called KICK 'EM IN THE NUTS???, The Smithereens, Gran Torino (US, not UK), Will Hoge, Lucero, Drive-By Truckers, Modest Mouse, Army of Anyone (It's Richard Patrick from Filter and the DeLeo Brothers (Robert & Dean) from Stone Temple Pilots), Shooter Jennings, Los Lonely Boys (the new CD is great), Superdrag, Spoon, Social D, ACDC, Fall Out Boy (JUST KIDDING!!!), The Strokes, Interpol, Marvelous 3/Butch Walker, Courtney Jaye, Oasis, The Clash, Rancid, Skynyrd, Arctic Monkeys, Wolfmother, We Are Scientists, Nine Black Alps, The Subways, YOUR MAMA'S BIG FAT BOOTY BAND, JOHNNY CASH. And I'll say it again....WILL HOGE. Whenever you're ashamed of the music industry (that should be...OFTEN), listen up to Will Hoge.http://www.myspace.com/willhoge willhoge.com
SuperBad, The "Kick 'em in the Nuts" Trilogy, BORAT!, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, all the Rocky movies (even Rocky V), Karate Kid I-III ("Sweep the leg!!!"), Swingers, any movie that is supposed to be really bad but you can't help but to sit and watch the whole thing when you come across it on TV. Walk the Line, starring Johnny Cash...back from the dead. Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby..."Dear little baby Jesus...thank you for our two wonderful, strapping young boys, Walker and Texas Ranger, or "TR" as we call him..."
The Kick 'em in the Nuts Variety Hour, Family Guy, Scrubs, American Dad, King of Cars, The Office, My Name is Earl, 24, House (Dr. Cameron, roowwwrrrr.....), LOST (If I could only be so lucky to be stuck on an island with Evangeline Lilly).
What are these "books" (air quotes) you speak of? Oh!...I thought of one...'Walter the Farting Dog'...The funniest thing I've ever read.
Ric Flair, Jack Bauer, Borat, Chuck Norris, The Fonz, Mr. T, Rocky Balboa, Daniel LaRusso, Michael Knight, Snuffaluffagus, Ponch and John, Bo and Luke Duke, Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane, A.C. Slater, Jack Tripper, B.J. and the Bear, Alf, Balky Bartokamous. Bill Clinton: He could get away with anything, or lie his way out of anything. He could stand right in front of you and say to your face, "I am not here. Besides, what is "HERE" but "THERE" without at 'T'?????" And you would believe him.