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Pike's Pessimist

Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee!

About Me

Why "Pike's Pessimist?" Because a frown makes a much better umbrella. My philosophy is to expect the worst (the other members of Pike can attest to that) that way, when all is said and done, things turn out MUCH better that I could have imagined.Check out the bands website or MySpace account at www.piketheband.com and www.myspace.com/piketheband. If you like what you hear, join our friends list! We like just about everybody - we're a friendly bunch.
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Joey Diamonds
People Iced: Twenty Six
Car Bombs Planted: Fourteen
Favorite Weapon Coat Hanger
Arms Broken: Eighteen
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Four
Tongues Cut Off: Eleven
Biggest Enemy: The Bull
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Which Imfamous criminal are you?
You are Vlad the Impaler. The man behind the legend of Dracula. You hanged your victims, stretched them on the rack, burned them at the stake, boiled them alive, but mostly impaled them. Most of your killings were politically targeted but sometimes you killed just because you were bored. Your "reign of terror" lasted from 1456 to 1462. Estimated numbers of victims vary between 30,000 and more than 100,000.Evil Evil man. Fie on you!
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Music:

I have WAY too many to list. Let's just leave it at I listen to all kinds - rock, punk (70's and 80's), rap, metal, hardcore, blues, 50's, 60's, funk, classical, etc, etc, etc... Sorry, I'm not that into country, (I'm VERY picky when it comes to country music) and I REALLY hate modern R&B. There's just something about it that screams "I'm acting like I'm emotional just so I can F*** you." The biggest influences in my music are Frank Zappa, King's X, Pink Floyd, Primus, and The Reverend Horton Heat. NO, I can't play nearly as well as these fine musicians, but they do inspire me.
Which Rock Frontman are You?

Kurt Cobain
You are most like Kurt Cobain of Nirvana. Honestly, Nirvana are more than a little overrated, but they remain one of my favorite bands. Kurt really was a pretty bad guitarist, but hey, that's all part of being punk, right? Unfortunately, Kurt was not only very successful, but also very shy. Congratulations, just don't shoot yourself...

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Movies:

I love horror movies - especially B/W and cheesy ones. Comedy is always a good time, too, but the BEST time is had watching kung-fu movies. Yeah, the new ones with people like Jet Li are ok, but I'm talkin' OLD SCHOOL stuff (Gordon Liu rules!). Some of my faviorites: Shaun of the Dead, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Saw (I and II), House on Haunted Hill (Vincent Price), the Three Amigos, Blazing Saddles, Fists of the White Lotus, 5 Venoms, Drunken Master... The list goes on and on...

Television:

You know, it's hard for me to turn off the History Channel, but I do like other stuff. I never miss Family Guy (ever since the original season 1) or the Simpsons. I love British humor: Are You Being Served?, Flying Circus, Black Adder, Benny Hill... hilarious. The X-Files - I have all but the last season on DVD.

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