50% of Parachutes Fail hates the Environment |
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There are two kinds of people in this world: those who adapt and progress as individuals and those who are stubborn and slow the progression of mankind.
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Posted by Parachutes Fail on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:07:00 PST |
The view from the Barfly |
I’ve always been suspicious of Readers Digest. The tiny size of their magazines was what originally tipped me off, but my mistrust was substantiated yesterday in the alley behind the Barfly. The...
Posted by Parachutes Fail on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 08:25:00 PST |
Pop Quiz |
Question: Name the band with enough moxie to record and release an acoustic version of a song originally written for the 1960s animated series "The Jetsons."If you answered "Parachutes Fail," give you...
Posted by Parachutes Fail on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:42:00 PST |
Bikini Girls Love Parachutes Fail |
No joke, within the last five days this MySpace profile has received over thirty friend requests from extremely attractive women whose pictures show them wearing only two-piece swimming suits. My conc...
Posted by Parachutes Fail on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 01:44:00 PST |
Hugs not drugs. |
Before we get down to business, I need to clear something up: Parachutes Fail has NOT become addicted to cocaine. Now, I know what you're thinking, "How have you managed to write, record and release t...
Posted by Parachutes Fail on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:19:00 PST |
New Tune On The Horizon. |
Today we finished tracking on a new tune called "Eyeliner." If you're planning on coming out to the show this Saturday you'll get to take home a rough copy (plus hear a live version). The finished pro...
Posted by Parachutes Fail on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:17:00 PST |
Hemlock Lane Demo TODAY |
We know updates have been infrequent in the last few months but that does not mean that we've been sitting in front of the television playing Super Mario Bro's 3 on my recently rediscovered NES (no ma...
Posted by Parachutes Fail on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 08:18:00 PST |
Parachutes Fail Stops Babies From Crying |
Today I had a conversation with a friend who hadn't had a chance to listen to any of our tracks since they'd been released. Here's what she told me:Friend: Hey my baby stopped crying when I finally we...
Posted by Parachutes Fail on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 10:44:00 PST |
New Song Today! |
Parachutes Fail always keeps their promises. If Parachutes Fail was a person his nickname would be "Honest Abe" and would: oppose slavery, wear a top hat and always keep his promises. &He would also m...
Posted by Parachutes Fail on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 06:19:00 PST |
I might die if I don't write this quickly. |
I'm watching the post-game show for a football game that I neither watched nor care about. Why? Because the remote is across the room and I'm committed to finishing this blog before I relieve myself o...
Posted by Parachutes Fail on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 08:02:00 PST |
