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Tony Bitch

King Of Punk, King Of Myspace!

About Me

Alcohol soaked, brain damaged punk rock retard.I don't play hard to get I play hard to want. I sing in some shitty punk bands(Bad Advice/the Ladies) & I have a shitty punk label called RIFF RAFF. Suck It!

My Interests

PUNK ROCK! Breaking shit,drinking with my friends, I don't eat animals but people never believe it because I'm such an asshole.

I'd like to meet:

Junkies who are willing to sell their old punk & HxC vinyl. Get in touch $uckers!

Music:

Poison Idea,Ramones,Dead Boys,Necros,Hypnotics,Accused,Zero Boys,Bad Posture,Sick Pleasure,Grabbies,Brutal Knights,Candy Snatchers,Dickies,Strung Up,Fang,F.U...'s,Gang Green,Rip Offs,Hookers,Zeke,Government Warning,Adolecents,Motorhead,DxIx,Battalion Of Saints,Minor Threat,Scream,Loudmouths,Out With A Bang,Angry Samoans,D.R.I.,Annihilation Time,Mummies,Los Perros,Carbonas,Sex Pistols,Damned,Boys,Kids,Real Kids,Radio Birdman,Saints,Dictators,Cheifs,Dr.Know,Black Flag,Bad Brains,L.S.D.,Discharge,Broken Bones,GISM,Verbal Abuse,Nix,M.I.A.,J.f.A.,Dead Kennedys,Formaldehyde Junkies,Misfits,Moorat Fingers,Street Trash,Hookers,Brain Handle,Heartbreakers,Career Suicide,N.Y. Dolls,DWARVES!,Harpoon Guns,Derelicts,Circle Jerks,Regulations,CockSparrer, Buisness,Jet Boys,Shoot It Up,Motards,Persuaders,Reatards,Big Boys,henry fiats open sore,lewd.. etc.. etc.. etc

Movies:

wild zero,dead alive, bad taste, zombie,susperia,return of the living dead, texas cahinsaw massacre,HATED, evil dead1-3,kids,first couple movies by kevin smith,another state of mind,decline of western civ,,wes anderson,deathrace 2000,r-n-r highschool,this is spinal tap,crumb,ghostworld,sleepaway camp,goodfellas,city of god,fargo,dawn of the dead,sick................

Television:

adult swim & chuck

Books:

please kill me, marvel comics 60..'s - early 90..'s, we got the nutron bomb, if chins could kill,american hardcore a tribal history,m.r.r., horizontal action, snakepit, barely legal, perfect 10,lords of chaos.

Heroes:

like the long sandwich's?

My Blog

I have been an asshole

I have been really wasted as of late and been an out of control shithead. Sorry to anyone I care about but those of you I don't the worst has only just begun. Ha, but no I need to calm the fuck down a...
Posted by Tony Bitch on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:51:00 PST

more dumb lyrics

Well I'll never really get to know ya and I really don't fuckin care just give me 15 minutes with a bottle of booze so I can stomach seeing you in your underwear *you ain't good lookin *but y...
Posted by Tony Bitch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

mustache

I'm growing a mustache...cuz they are gross!
Posted by Tony Bitch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

one awesome fuckin' customer!

Today this awesome dude came into the shitty record store I work at. First i noticed his hulk hogan "hulk rules" shirt and not an official looking one this shirt was a straight up dirt mall bootleg, n...
Posted by Tony Bitch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this place suxxx!!!!!!!!!!!

Man am I ever bored. There ain't shit to do in manassas, 'cept get drunk at a redneck joint. I need to see a show or something. At least I can go see KILL BILL V.2 soon. I have been listening to a lot...
Posted by Tony Bitch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Friday the 13th

Dude I'm not into superstition much( especially since my bday is oct 13 and has fallen on a friday a few times) but today was fucked. First of ony my way to work( in my moms ride) & before I even got ...
Posted by Tony Bitch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

WASTED!

Saturday night I went out with some old friends of mine and got fuckin' loaded!ANdy and Charlie came by my folks house to get me around 8:30 ,we headed back towards Fairfax. ANdy is on some cancer med...
Posted by Tony Bitch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

drug test!

I have to take a piss test for a job a t a shitty ass records store, what the ffuck dude I neeeeeeeeeeeed ta get stoned soon. this is just gay gay gay gay gay. oh well I havent done "anything" for a ...
Posted by Tony Bitch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This is lame

Man all I do is hang out on myspace now ,I don't even try to go out or anything. I just sit here drinkin' ,checkin' out peoples profiles, askin' 'em to be friends and then I never write 'em or anyth...
Posted by Tony Bitch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Still bored!

I have a job interview at a shitty record store today oh well AI need the money I have to save up about $600 that I dont mind never seeing agiain to put out a 7" soon. Punk rock doesnt pay the bills.....
Posted by Tony Bitch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST