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Eve

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:


people who will play this with me:

professor farnsworth.

and people who think this is funny:

no SUV drivers, please.

Music:

lots of stuff, here's some. yeah yeah yeahs, the postal service, le tigre, johnny cash, white stripes, elvis costello, bloody crackdown, the cure, the cult, the replacements, death cab for cutie, ac/dc, the sundays, peter murphy, the ramones, thievery corporation, hank williams III, southern culture on the skids, bjork, garbage, ben folds, operation ivy, the smiths, clinic, radiohead, sneaker pimps, pavement, portishead, NIN, husker du, pixies, social distortion, lucinda williams, love & rockets, the clash, bad religion, the velvet underground, concrete blond, carbomb, the stills

Movies:

lots. especially bruce lee.

Television:

news, 30 rock, heroes, futurama DVDs, family guy DVDs, PBS.

Books:

classics, comic books, a little sci-fi, historical fiction, and tons of cookbooks.

Heroes:

my mom and dad

My Blog

hairy bananas

this blog makes me laugh so hard i cry, and i just rediscovered it.  enjoy.Halloween SWATZack: This is the sort of thing I have nightmares about. Hair covered bananas singing Jailhouse Rock. I sh...
Posted by Eve on Tue, 15 May 2007 06:44:00 PST

jesus i hate ants

all of a sudden an entire colony of tiny black ants have moved into my kitchen.  they are everywhere.  i opened the fridge this morning, and there were even a few in THERE.  apparently ...
Posted by Eve on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 06:04:00 PST

punchlines

my mom is always emailing me these huge lists of jokes.  it's gotten to the point where i almost never read them all the way through, but just skim and read the punchlines, which is actually pret...
Posted by Eve on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 06:28:00 PST

goodbye gerry

gerry and i had one last night in swingin' richmond before he leaves forever.  we managed to go to 6 bars in about 5 hours.  a few highlights: mmm, fries.classic.stopped to get our picture t...
Posted by Eve on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 07:12:00 PST

looking forward to many miserly years...

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com...
Posted by Eve on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 06:28:00 PST

back to work

after an absence of a little over 2 years, i'm going back to work this summer.  i can't decide how i feel about it.  mostly guilty of course, for having to put my kid in daycare, b...
Posted by Eve on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 09:44:00 PST

food is awesome

last night i made colcannon and beef stew with stout.  it took about 3 hours, but it was effing delicious.  i am totally tooting my own horn here, but i'm a good cook, dammit.   
Posted by Eve on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 07:20:00 PST

the lawrence welk show is seriously f'ed up

ever seen a guy wearing a ski mask play the trombone?  me neither, until tonight.  i just don't understand it.
Posted by Eve on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 07:12:00 PST

me in a past life

In a Past Life... You Were: A Ditzy Magician. Where You Lived: Boliva. How You Died: Dysentery.Who Were You In a Past Life? ditzy bolivian magician...all right. at least i wasn't a lady of ...
Posted by Eve on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 10:29:00 PST

score!

i finally saw it. the holy grail of hipster bingo, the one square i could never fill in. walking down cary street this evening, there it was...the Ironic Mustache. i can die happy now.
Posted by Eve on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST