I do have some interests. One is my interest in all things awesome. Things that suck just don't do much for me, while things that rule, are great. Sure some things are mediocre, but i'm not talking about those. I'm talking about the truly sweetastic. That's what i'm into. I also care a great deal for chewing gum.
A pirate who's not afraid to show his feelings, sure he's conquered and killed a bunch of other ships, but that doesn't mean he's not kept awake all night by his guilt. Also, to him the hook jokes are getting old. He can only hear "what's up hooker," or "careful when you're scratching your eye or you'll have to wear a patch over that eye too!" so many more times before he just freaks. But truth is, inside he's just an old softy, who needs someone to see him for who he really is, and all of his talents, other than the ones he uses in raping and pillaging. Like his ablilty to smell flowers and be able to tell you what type they are without even looking. Also, he probably really likes Morrissey.
Rocket from the Crypt, Elliott Smith, Sufjan Stevens, Pinback, Sigur Ros, Belle & Sebastian, New Pornographers, Cursive, Wilco, Nation of Ulysses, Refused, Q and not U, Fugazi, Reeve Oliver, Dillinger Escape Plan, Criteria, Swing Kids, Angel Hair, Rye Coalition, Built To Spill, Polvo, My Red Hot Nightmare, Drive Like Jehu, The Hives, Ink and Dagger, Lifetime, John Davis, Mew, Mohinder, Neutral Milk Hotel, Rorschach, Ordination Of Aaron, Born Against, Threadbare
You know what would make a great movie? There's this guy who's part man part puppet. The thing thats cool is that he is all clothy and stuff, but he's a real man. The danger of course is that he really shouldn't go swimming to often, and he's gotta have someones arm up his butt to talk. But when it comes to watching movies i like: Rushmore, The Big Lebowski, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Bottle Rocket, Amelie, Pee Wee's Big Adventure
TV gets a bad wrap in our society. Everyone thinks its so bad, and so dangerous for our culture. People are all, "a tv killed my pony!" But come on, everyone knew that pony had it coming. It'd been staring down the tv all day long waiting for it to slip up, but instead, the pony slipped up and got killed. I'm not saying they're not intense, because they are. I'm just saying, those things can really kill some ponys. Wait a minute... oh shoot....That wasn't a TV it was a lite-brite. Same shape though, and nearly as deadly.As Shows go however I like, Seinfeld, Kids in the Hall, SNL, Simpsons, Spaceghost, the Upright Citizens Brigade, Get a Life
When a guy gets arrested on TV, you always hear a cop say "book em' so and so!" Actually so and so would be a guys name, like the guy the cop was talking to, who would be doing the booking. I don't know what that means though. Is there a jail book? Like a log of people who are in jail? And the verb to book, (bookar in spanish) would mean writing the person's name in said book? If so, i bet that book's not too intersting. Just a big book of names. Although i suppose if you were naming a kid or something it could come in handy, except your kid would be named after a criminal, but i can't solve every problem. Some things you gotta do on your own, like name your kid. If i did have to name a kid out of a book, i may chose names from: A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, McSweenys, Blue Like Jazz
Anyone who could go a full day wearing burlap underwear. Don't get me wrong, i think burlap underwear is a terrible idea, but if you could wear it a full day, you could wear underwear that's made out of anything really, and i respect that type of versatility.