a new home away from home. |
perhaps you have noticed that I've not posted a new blog for a while.... Perhaps you have not.Either way, I wanted you to know that I've moved this bloggy thing to a new location and I invite you to ...
Posted by Dwayne on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 10:44:00 PST |
With the benefit of hindsight |
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was a time of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was a period of incredulity, it was the season of light, it ...
Posted by Dwayne on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 08:25:00 PST |
It’s perfectly legal! |
I have discovered a way to live life in a state of perpetual orgasmic ecstasy, untouched by the many cruel vagaries of life. It's perfectly legal! No drugs involved, no crazy meditation regimen, no ch...
Posted by Dwayne on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 11:58:00 PST |
Reality |
Philosophers have puzzled over it. Scientists have studied it. Network executives market it. Reality. What is Reality? Like Morpheus said, "It's all around us." A neural-interactive simulation constru...
Posted by Dwayne on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 01:16:00 PST |
Oh God, What Have I Done? |
Woke up way too lateFeeling hung over and oldAnd the sun was shining brightSo I walked barefoot down the roadStarted thinking 'boutMy old manIt seems that all menWanna get into a car and goAnywhere...
Posted by Dwayne on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:52:00 PST |
Subliminal Message Chick |
A few days back I met this girl who engaged me in a very enjoyable good-natured debate on morality. She said, "It's all relative," which had the subliminal effect of making me feel like a relative -...
Posted by Dwayne on Tue, 01 May 2007 09:57:00 PST |
High School Dating |
Back in my high school days, I knew this one girl who always went for guys she couldn't have. It was something about desiring a challenge. So naturally, I told her she couldn't have me. "I'm off limit...
Posted by Dwayne on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 08:22:00 PST |
Valentines Day Poetry For A Loser Like Me. |
Cialis, Levitra or Viagra?I inquired with a wink, She said, "Don't bother darling,I put Lunesta in your drink"
Posted by Dwayne on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:59:00 PST |
Charity Work: The Most Important Thing I Do |
Perhaps you are not aware of it but much like Tiger Woods, I am occasionally criticized for not lending my distinguished celebrity voice to social causes. Of course, the whole notion is preposterous w...
Posted by Dwayne on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 12:32:00 PST |
How Rude |
Please refrain from cursing or using foul language - it's just fucking rude.
Posted by Dwayne on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:53:00 PST |
