Music:
Member Since: 4/24/2006
Band Website: myspace.com/madmarkj
Band Members:
Daytone,aka lv426(old graffiti days),aka marc ej
in cahoots with djandymac (pointblank108fm. POINT BREAKZ/MYBREAKZ) making breakbeat and dark things under the name of FOOTPATROLLERZ,
and not forgetting the man like the major buzz(swing,ectos too bloody much too mention) we got some nice things in the pipeline so keep hitting back coz this page moves quickly
Influences: ALL THE THINGS THAT BOTHER MECUNTS CORNER LOL.
RONALD McDONALD.,
Junkfood peddling paedo-clown. Total horror show in bright red and yellow clothes. What a McCunt. And any actor who auditions for the part is a cunt by association.
WOMEN ON THE TRAIN.
So there I am, sitting on the train with my bird, clearly in each others company, and there you are, sat with your skirt up to here and your top down to there. So far so good. Then every time I glance up, there you are, giving me that little smile, the flutter of the eyelashes, the slight shift in position. Again no problem here. But you thought me and my lass were off out down the town for a night out. You didn`t expect her to get off two stops before town, did you? Suddenly I`m fucking invisible. That magazine on your lap became the most interesting fucking thing on the planet. No little smiles now, eh? Listen, either live up to what you were implying, or leave `taken` men well alone. Stop playing fucking games. Nice arse by the way.
TRAFFIC WARDNS AND CLAMPERS.
Your mothers must be so proud of you. What a fucking waste of a life, seriously terrorists lead more productive lives.
SAINSBURYS SELF SERVICE CHECKOUTS.
"Warning - there is an unexpected item in the baggage area".
That'll be my shopping then you ZX80-level piece of automated shite.
WIPED MY HARD DRIVE.10 Print "You are a Cunt"
20 Goto 10
Run
DUBSTEP. Punk was a major movement i.e. it changed the face of music and opened up opportunities for people by making them realise that they could access jobs in various arts and media despite being completely useless. It also made your Gran shit her pants with fear.
Dubstep is just the latest name for speed garage and no-one gives a fuck.
SKINNY JEANS. Look, unless you're a size 12 or under, you shouldn't wear skinny jeans. Fuck off wearing them! Your minge looks like a fucking Big Mac!
SAND WEED.
This shit is currently fucking everywhere due to greedy bastard growers deciding they dont make enough money as it is and bulking the weight with sand seriously fucking up our lungs. Say NO to this shit then these cunts will have to stop doing it (or better off grow your own).
SOAPBAR DEALERS.
Poisoning kids with your plastic filled fake cannabis. Just think of the profit though - tops your old benefits up nicely i bet. You should all have quick drying cement pumped into your lungs - Cunts.
Sounds Like: breakbeat/funkyhouse/downbeat/loungecore/drum & bass/call it wot you will
Record Label: unsigned as yet
Type of Label: None
