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Clarkee

If every email i received was true Id be a billionaire lottery winner with a 16" di*k

About Me


Born from an egg on a mountain top in 1969. I quickly rose to the rank of shogans assassin and fully qualified Jedi knight. It was after 14 years in the wilderness training to be a ninja that i met the master of partying Murray Beetson and we discovered the fine art of getting hammered, stopping up all night and listening to banging music. After honing my djing skills through 1988-1989 and after several holidays in Tenerife where silly amounts of taquila was drunk and stupid amounts of dancing was done, i realised it was time to grow my hair long not shave for 15 years and become the entity to be come known across the world as DJ CLARKEE. For more info on my djing career please visit the official website where you can get some serious Mp3 mixes of your fave tunes and Area 51 recordings back catalogue." ..

My Interests

Beaches, Sun and fun

I'd like to meet:

Well id like to meet Jenna Jameson, Kelly brook and Angelina Jolie but my wife wouldnt let it happen. Ok maybe Angelina but only if we can wife swap and she gets Brad.

Music:

Every thing and anything really. Particularly fond of the Arctic monkeys and Greenday at the moment.

Movies:

Star Wars Trilogy, Goodfellas

Television:

Peter Kay, Ricky Gervais

Books:

Roland TB303 Manual

Heroes:

Any person I met during the last 38 years of being on this planet.