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Ashley

No, no.

About Me

Huh? I am not a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi. -The Jerk (#1 movie of all time)I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

I perform at Ultimate Improv every Saturday night at 9pm. Go to www.ultimateimprov.com for more info. I could eat candy for every meal of the day; cotton candy is my favorite.Enjoy.

I'd like to meet:

this is what you shall do: love the earth and sun and the animals, despise riches, give alms to everyone that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning god, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown or to any man or number of men, go freely with powerful uneducated persons and with the young and with the mothers of families, read these leaves in the open air every season of every year of your life, re-examine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem...-walt whitman

Music:

joni mitchell, stars, the ditty bops, arctic monkeys, aqualung, ben harper, cake, cascada, damien rice, dolly parton, doves, the elected, frou frou, gorillaz, jason mraz, jewel, joe purdy, jonathon rice, kelly clarkson, keane, kt tunstall, loretta lynn, minus the bear, the magic numbers, muse, norah jones, panic! at the disco, pixies, she wants revenge, simple plan, tegan and sarah, the veronicas, the wailin' jennys, weezer, wilco, james taylor, beatles, billy joel, regina spektor, rilo kiley, queen, darkness, yellowcard, billie holiday, miles davis, ella, deathcab for cutie, dashboard confessional, ben folds, rufas wainwright, paul simon, simon and garfunkle, postal service, ben folds five, the killers, the shins, green day, blink 182 ('cause of danny), raptors away!, my dad and sisters, and so much more...

Movies:

the jerk, back to the future, kill bill, good night and good luck, the painted veil, disney's robin hood, 28 days later, poltergeist, much ado about nothing, lord of the rings, in the bedroom, little women, the secret garden, the never-ending story, the last unicorn, eternal sunshine in a spotless mind, hedwig and the angry inch, garden state, fight club, american beauty, dark crystal, west side story, annie, scotland pa, state and main, magnolia, monkey trouble, interview with a vampire, little monsters, princess bride...

Television:

LOST, The Office, Big Love, Amazing Race, Heroes, Grey's Anatomy, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, The Simpsons, Family Guy...

Books:

the harry potter series, ragtime, a farewell to arms, the picture of dorian gray, to kill a mockingbird, the time traveler's wife, anna karenina, the giver, the witch of blackbird pond, the castle in the attic, perfume, the divine secrets of the ya-ya sisterhood, the chosen, exodus, lies and the lying liars who tell them, catcher in the rye, do androids dream of electric sheep?, 1984..."'It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I'm not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't.' She was crying. I comforted her and she stopped crying. But outside it kept on raining."A Farewell to Arms -Ernest Hemingway


You're Watership Down!
by Richard Adams
Though many think of you as a bit young, even childish, you're actually incredibly deep and complex. You show people the need to rethink their assumptions, and confront them on everything from how they think to where they build their houses. You might be one of the greatest people of all time. You'd be recognized as such if you weren't always talking about talking rabbits.
Take the Book Quiz at the Blue Pyramid .

Heroes:

kirsten, rebecca, sarah, danny, happy paul...

My Blog

Roomies!

We're in the final show...again.I love those guys.Go Roomies!
Posted by Ashley on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 07:04:00 PST

Day 3: The longest day ever

I'm not drunk. I was super drunk last night and when we woke up this morning. We didn't get to bed last night until 4am and then we woke up at 7am to stand in line for rush tickets for Spring Awakenin...
Posted by Ashley on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 01:39:00 PST

Happy March?

March already?I have quite a few things to look forward to and a couple things that I'm anxious about. That's how it goes though. In less than two weeks Becca, Eliz and I will be in NYC partying it up...
Posted by Ashley on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 10:00:00 PST

Today is like a Bowl of Oranges

The rain it started tappin' on the window near my bed. There was a loophole in my dreamin' so I got out of it. And to my surprise my eyes were wide and already open. Just my nightstand and my dresser ...
Posted by Ashley on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 03:14:00 PST

New Headshots!

Hey Myspace Friends,I got my headshots done again over the weekend and I am trying to narrow it down to a few pictures to put up on LA Casting, and to have printed up.  You can view the online pr...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 08:53:00 PST

A Christmas Picture Story

It's been an interesting Christmas.It went by way too quickly, but maybe that is for my own good. If you get caught in time, drama ensues.Here are some pictures to prove it all happened:The Amanda, A...
Posted by Ashley on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 10:33:00 PST

It's always Christmas at Disneyland!

As you may already know, I have this whole week off from work. I spent Monday at Disneyland with Becca, Eliz, Amanda, and Rustom. Rustom, a former student of mine and now Ultimate College Team member,...
Posted by Ashley on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:33:00 PST

...waiting for my acting student to get here...

I'm in 2nd Place in the Fantasy Football League I'm in. I know, you're saying to yourself..."why the heck are you in a fantasy football league?" Well, I joined to show Danny that I, knowing nothing ab...
Posted by Ashley on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 12:14:00 PST

How to save a life do do do do do

I walked in to my Stage Dialects class yesterday, noticed that students were writing on the white board, something they aren't allowed to do because the markers don't belong to me, and since I was in ...
Posted by Ashley on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 12:20:00 PST

Best of Broadway!!!

The show is a musical theatre review with children in grades 4-8. I co-wrote the script (it's ultra cheesy) I blocked the show, and I choreographed half the numbers (i know, crazy). Anyway, get studen...
Posted by Ashley on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 01:21:00 PST