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About Me

I was sewn in a third world country by an eight-year-old Indonesian boy with very soft hands. I was purchased as part of a graduation present for a very hairy young man from Bryn Mawr. He wore me to school at Temple, where I lived most of my formative years either in a pile of dirty laundry, or being fapped into.
During college my interest in the sports world began. I especially enjoyed hanging in the locker room. After a horrible Griswold Machine accident; two bouts with Carotenosis and a Hypercarotenemia diagnosis in 2004 left me with Liqua-Tan skin (think potato). Though I enjoyed the views from various gym lockers, I retired from the apparel world earlier this year to pursue a blogging career on a full time basis.
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My Interests

Atlanta Thrashers Philadelphia Flyers Toronoto Maple Leafs NHL Hockey Canadian Boys (Fill in the blank) Boys Tanning 680 The Fan ESPN Self Denial Buck Belue Sausage Pickles Pillow biting Darts

I'd like to meet:

Ilya Kovalchuk Rob Ramage Petr Forsberg Marian Hossa Orlando Bloom Marc Savard Mike Modano Jaromir Jagr Mats Sundin
and a bunch of oily Maple Leafs!

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Music:

Anything disco!
Elton John
Rent Soundtrack
Culture Club
Frankie Goes To Hollywood
Show Tunes and Broadway Musicals

What fighting style do you have?
Pussy

kicking. scratching.
running away.

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Movies:

Brokeback Mountain
Anything with Bette Midler or Cher
Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil

Heroes:

Mike Keenan
Rob Ramage
Rip Taylor
Richard Simmons
Yannick Tremblay

My Blog

The Playoff Push!

Hi Everybody! I know what you are thinking, "Where have you been all year JK?" Well, honestly, what did I miss? Nothing I have not been watching for the last eight years. Today we sa...
Posted by J.K. Sockey on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:40:00 PST

Atlantas New Minor League Team

Hello bloggings reader! If you are looking for Atlanta Thrasher information, let me know when you find some! You can look at the Boobland Blog, an oft updated version of the Emperor's New Clothes. If ...
Posted by J.K. Sockey on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 04:21:00 PST

Sockey On Hockey 8

Hello again faithful Sockey On Hockey followers, I've uploaded an off season podcast before leaving for lovely Nashville, TN where a few loyal Predophile fans are trying to rescue their failing franch...
Posted by J.K. Sockey on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 08:58:00 PST

Breaking News On Granite Exelby

My sources are reporting that Granite Exelby has signed a contract with the Thrashers that will overpay him until the 2010-11 season. The offensively challenged Exelby will earn a total of...
Posted by J.K. Sockey on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 06:37:00 PST

Decoding GM Speak

Thrasher General Manager Don Waddle recently took park in the AJC's "GIMME 5" segment. It's a short blurb across page two of the sports section where some lackie asks a sports personality, ...
Posted by J.K. Sockey on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 09:10:00 PST

Hockey IN Atlanta

JK Sockey has the cure for your hockey DT's. Rowdy Thrasher hockey fans AND hockey players the Nasty Nest will be playing Thursday (vs. Mighty Lemmings) and Sunday (vs. Thrashers) a...
Posted by J.K. Sockey on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:32:00 PST

Take The Blue Out Blueland??

The millions of you that read my blog and listen to my pod casts know that I call them as I see them. If you have seen my entry into the Thrasher's Unleash The Fury Contest you know that I am straight...
Posted by J.K. Sockey on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 11:39:00 PST

The 100 Days Of No Hockey

Hello hockey fans! It is I, JK! Just like Marial Hossa and Slaba Kozlov I was pretty quiet during the playoffs. I hope you all missed me as much as I have missed you! Just like that nerd in elementary...
Posted by J.K. Sockey on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 08:54:00 PST

What's that smell?

Check the time of this post, there are 5min left, and I smell a GOAL. Wait for it!
Posted by J.K. Sockey on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:37:00 PST

Jump! Jump! Jump!

Booger Blogger is about to strangle himself. Get over to the site to see him before he is gone. I'll have his job by the middle of the summer. This is great! Enjoy this last period of the year Thrashe...
Posted by J.K. Sockey on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:23:00 PST