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Suz

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About Me



I'm Suz. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

I am blessed with a great family, a wonderful boyfriend, awesome friends, and two very sweet cats. I recently changed jobs and am working for a kickass company doing what I love with excellent coworkers. Life is pretty freakin' sweet!!!

Also, I am the Mayor of Funnyland.

My Interests

I love fun, sports, my friends, my family, my fantastic boyfriend, food, and my job...maybe not quite in that order. I like crossword puzzles because I'm a nerd. I love to read. I like movies if they're cheesy or funny. I'm fascinated with makeup. I can play ball with my dog for hours on end and be perfectly entertained. When I have had a couple drinks I love to shake my ass and sing very badly. I'm also a huge fan of drunk dialing.

I am also pretty interested in this man.

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I'd like to meet:

I already know a wide variety of excellent people, but I suppose there's room for one or two more, so long as they're sane, funny, easygoing, awesome individuals who have souls.

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Music:

I have compiled a playlist that is SO 100% me it isn't funny. I am in love with every one of these songs. There are more, but this is a pretty good cross-section.

Movies:

Shakespeare In Love, Vanity Fair, Spaceballs, Robin Hood: Men In Tights, Mean Girls, The Notebook, Love Actually, Airplane, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Center Stage, Dirty Dancing, Dirty Dancing Havana Nights, Grease, Newsies, Sliding Doors, Ferris Bueller's Day Off

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Television:


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Books:

Some of my favorites are: Davita's Harp by Chaim Potok, The Red Tent by Anita Diamant, Wicked by Gregory Maguire, Little Women by Louisa May Alcott, Mansfield Park by Jane Austen, and Portrait of a Lady by Henry James. I also eat up any and all historical fiction.

Heroes:


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The funniest kid in the world.
The Only Survey That Matters... by au5tin
In the shower what is the first thing you wash ?: My hair
What is the first piece of clothing you put on when getting dressed ?: Underwear
Do you wear cologne/perfume everyday ?: Nope
Do you always eat breakfast ? If you do, what is it usually ?: Heck no, almost never
What is your favourite meal to eat for dinner ?: NACHOS
Do you drink anything with dinner ?: Umm, yes
When watching your favourite tv show, do you like to be cuddled by that special someone ?: I do!
Are you a morning person, or a night owl ?: Night owl fo' sho
How old were you when you were first kissed ?: 14, I think?
Are you an affecionate person ?: I have my moments
Would you show your affection for that 'special' someone in public ?: Sure
If your 'significant' other did something drastic to thier appearance, would you be upset if they didn't ask you first ?: Not unless it was hideous!
If you were going out for dinner to a nice restaurant, with your 'other' half, what would you wear ?: That depends on the time of year, the weather, and where exactly we are going. I'd probably buy something new, because that's what I do.
For the Girls: Do you prefer your men to wear boxers, briefs or boxer briefs ?: Boxers
For the guys: Do you like your ladies to wear thong underwear, or normal panties ?:
For the Girls: Do you like your men clean shaven ?: I like a little scruff sometimes
Can you name your earliest childhood memory ?: Yes, it was tap dancing on our wood floor at my house in Pennsylvania when I was 2 1/2
What did you do for your last birthday ?: Drank too much, ate a delicious sandwich, and slept on a tiny couch in a strange apartment. A+!
What did you do for last Christmas ?: Hung with the fam
Can you remember the nicest thing someone has ever done for you ?: Yes
Can you remeber every car you have owned ?: Yes
What is your star sign ?: Libra, and oh, am I!
What is your birthday ?: October 7th
What is your birth stone ?: Opal
How old were you when you got your first car ?: 17
How old were you when you went on your first date ?: oh geez, I don't know. There was so much grey area about what was a REAL date and what wasn't.
Did you go to your prom ?: Nope
Did you enjoy it ? why/why not ?: Dude, we went to my friend's lakehouse instead and it was freakin' awesome.
How old were you when you first got drunk ?: 21
Name one job, you have never had, but would kill for ?: heiress
Name the last time you ate so much, you were almost sick ?: haha today!
When was the last time you went on a date ?: awhile ago
When was the last time you were kissed ?: Last night
Who was the last person to call you ?: Kenny, being a smartass
Who was the last person to text you ?: My sister
who was the last person you spoke to face to face ?: Kenny and Melissa, at this moment. Ooooooooh.
Who was the last person to pay you a compliment ?: Linda at work
Who was the last person to insult you ?: Oh, I'm sure it was my boss
What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning ?: that it was too early!
Apart from being over this survey, what are you thinking of right now ?: So You Think You Can Dance!!!
If you had the money to buy any car, what would it be ?: I wouldn't. I like my car. If I had lots o' money, I'd pay off my credit cards and get an iPhone and go to Vegas!
If you had the money, and could go anywhere, where would you go ?: oh, I answered that. I'd also like to see all of Europe, and Australia, and Hawaii.
Have you ever laughed while being 'intimate' ?: of course. I laugh a lot always.
Have you ever been caught being 'intimate' ?: Yup
Your favourite horror movie ?: umm, NONE.
Your favourite comedy movie ?: 4 Weddings and a Funeral
Your favourite action movie ?: Black Dog!
Your favourite TV show(s) ?: anything involving dance
If you're a fan of stand up comedy, the best stand up you have ever seen to date ?: Pablo Francisco!
Your favourite sport ?: hockey
Your favourite team in that sport ?: Gwinnett Gladiators, baby
In music/movies/TV etc, who do you think is just simply HOT ?: Joe Fiennes
If you were sitting at an outside cafe, and another man/oman was eyeing off your man/woman, and he/she was unaware of this, would you get mad ?: not unless she was a stripper
In your opinion, who is the most overpaid actor/actress in hollywood ?: umm, all of them?
If your man/woman bought you a present, and you flat out didn't like it, would you tell him/her ?: no!
If it was your partners birthday, how would you plan the day for him/her ?: that's secret
If your partner suprised you at work out of the blue to take you out to lunch, would you me mad ?: no I'd be super excited!
If you had flowers sent to your work by your partner, how would you react ?: I'd be super excited then too!
What do you think your colleagues would say ?: oh, they tease me relentlessly already
What is your most embarresing moment ?: I'm not easily embarrassed
What is the biggest highlight in your professional career ?: I launched the #1 beauty department in m company!
What is the biggest highlight in your personal life ?: Stevie!
What would you say is your biggest asset ?: umm. I'ont know.
Name 3 of your favourite alcoholic drinks ?: Jack and Coke, beer, and white wine
name 3 of your favourite non-alcoholic drinks ?: sweet tea, water, and lemonade
Name one drink you have tried, that you will never try again...and why ?: no more straight tequila please
If you were to cook a special meal for your partner, what would it be ?: something he asks for, silly
When you try to impress someone you really like, how do you go about it ?: I'm always impressive
When you're angry, do you sit on it...or do you like to talk about it ?: oh, I sit.
What's the most romantic thing you've ever done for someone ?: I don't know...I'm not especially romantic.
What's the most romantic thing someone has done for you ?: that's secret
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nothing much

Isn't it crazy and hilarious and amazing and wonderful and silly how much your life can change into something you never thought it would but it turns out to be exactly what you always wanted? I think ...
Posted by Suz on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:17:00 PST

I’ve been tagged!

I've been tagged...twice! Here is how you play. Once you have been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 random things about yourself; facts, goals, habits, and at the end, choose 10 people to be ta...
Posted by Suz on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 02:21:00 PST

blah

I've been tired and pissy since the weekend. I suppose that's a danger of working retail this time of year. Everyone else's bad moods eventually rub off on me and I hate that because the holidays shou...
Posted by Suz on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:21:00 PST

one just isn’t enough

Survey! 1) Are you in a complicated relationship?  Only when I make it that way...hehe 2) Do you hate more than 3 people? No way.3) How many houses have you lived in? 12.4) Favorite candy ...
Posted by Suz on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 09:16:00 PST

blog, since I have been chastised

Jake hollered at me and shamed me because I've neglected my blog. Since I know many of you hang on my every word, I will talk, even though I don't feel like I have much to say. I am freakin' exhausted...
Posted by Suz on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 12:53:00 PST

not especially accurate, but fun anyway.

 The Everything Test There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests,  purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to ru...
Posted by Suz on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 08:57:00 PST

lashing out a bit

Can we just talk about how freakin' irritated I am with people who make shit up just to try to start something? Jackass, I know you are reading this and I know you know I am talking about you. Ever th...
Posted by Suz on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 02:58:00 PST

booooooooo

Hi, I feel like ass. My throat is killing me! My (sometimes) sweet little 6-year-old niece is sick as a dog. She'd best not have infected me. Anyway, since you probably all feel really sorry for me no...
Posted by Suz on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 05:45:00 PST

7 circles

SEVEN CIRCLESCIRCLE ONE: THE OUTSIDE1. What's your name: Suz2. How tall are you: 5'4"3. What color are your eyes: hazel4. What color is your hair: brown5. Are you Male or Female: female6. What is your...
Posted by Suz on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:18:00 PST

what about Peruuuuuu?

Feelin silly and sing-songy and not tired. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!   WHO..WHAT..WHEN..WHERE..WHY..THE WHOS-1. Who is in the room with you?Not a soul.2. Who is the last person to text you?S...
Posted by Suz on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 08:06:00 PST