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Dirty American Devil

Ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?

About Me

"Land Krakens! that's some scary shit! ... I would rather take on a whole field of zombies!" "'Don't fuck around with ghost sharks man! I know that shit could happen. I don't go in the ocean as it is.' 'They're ghost sharks. They can go on land.'" "Like a horse that goes 175 miles an hour. A fuckin 175 mile an hour horse!" "I'm gonna start playing GTA: San Andreas for real, but with zombies." "We'll call you maverick if you help us in our zombie war." "More like fabulous dragon of a song!" "It's a fCHILDRENckin monsoon out here, I swear it's like I'm on 2ci or somethin." "I smell pretty now, it makes me wanna puke." "Listen to the rain tyler... it's like a thousand people applauding that song."
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My Interests

My interests are listed as the following: Writing songs about my life in such a way that it makes my life seem poetic/intersting/worthwhile, playing guitar, practicing guitar, writing songs, practicing guitar til my fingers bleed, hanging out with my brother and my best friend, Playing guitar with bloody fingers, playing guitar while I'm on the back porch with sibbies... blood and otherwise, recording stuff, movies, and if I have time left in the day I tend to just repeat.

I'd like to meet:

OK, an actual serious answer to this question now... Thom York, Courtney Taylor, Robert Plant, David Bowie, Matthew Bellamy, B.B. King, Antone Newcombe, pretty much anybody and everybody who has ever been labeled a musical genius... and of course most of all...... I want to meet Kurt Wilde

Music:

Favorite Album: "Who Will Survive and What Will Be Left of Them" -Murder by Death***Favorite Song I've Written: the one with the dope chorus... no no... the other one, yeah that oneFavorite Local Band Song: "Building on Mistakes" -Grey Market

Movies:

Movies, now that's where I will get lost in myself and other worlds. Favorite? Godfather 1/2 can't decide. Other favs... Tombstone, Fight Club, Gladiator, Good Will Hunting, Closer, Memento, Moulin Rouge, Brotherhood of the Wolf, ok.. that's all I feel like listing. I love movies period, will enjoy just about anything (indies are tough to try and sit through sometimes... their pacing is off alot)

Television:

Since I don't watch TV, I figured I would like to take this space to thank Kat and Sean, from Alternative Edge studios, for my pics. Much love to them, they are two of the coolest and nicest people you will ever meet. And of course my dear Nordia... probably the best photographer i've ever met.

Books:

Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
Nick Cave... dark and creepy. You're a bi-polar genius, with equal passion for the most degrading aspects of humanity, as well as the beauty & wonder of God and Heaven.
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Heroes:

Me. I am comprised of movie characters though. Just watch Doc Holiday in tombstone, and you'll get the idea. Also take a little Michael Corleone, a pinch of Maximus Desimus Meridius, with just a dash of Robert Riddick, and bake for 22 years. Then, just lightly dust it with some Cpt. Jack Sparrow. THEN FchildrenCKING SMOTHER IT IN TYLER DURDEN!! That's me. My score on The Greek Mythology Personality Test :
Orpheus
(33% Extroversion, 80% Intuition, 72% Emotiveness, 57% Perceptiveness)
You are an artist, an aesthete, a sensitive, and someone who has never really let go of that childlike innocence. To you, all of life has a sense of wonder in it, and the story of Orpheus was written about someone just like you.When the Argo passed the island of the Sirens, Orpheus played a song more beautiful than the Sirens to prevent the crew from becoming enticed. When his wife died, he ventured into the underworld to charm Hades but, in his naivete, he looked back becoming trapped there.You can capture your unique world view and relate it to others with the skill of a master storyteller. Your sensitivity and creativity make you a treasure to the human race, but your thin-skinned nature and innocence can cause you a lot of disenchantment and pain. What's doubly unfortunate is that, if you try to lose those traits, you never will, and everyone will be able to tell that you're putting up an artificial shell to prevent yourself from being hurt.Famous people like you: Hemingway, Shakespeare, Mr. Rogers, Melville, Nick Tosches Stay clear of: Icarus, Hermes, Atlas
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My Blog

Im a killjoy, I've burned all of my friends

So there i was simply laying in bed last night trying to sleep... wait wait... lemme go back about 17 years... there iw as trying to sleep AS A KID... and i had a tingly sensation on my back... i fl...
Posted by Dirty American Devil on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 11:11:00 PST

The bailiff leads me back to my cell, like the riverman ferrying me to hell.

Well now, it's been a while since i've last written one of these lovely things. tell ya what dears. ill just tell you a simple story to help catch you up on my life. gather round... real close like. a...
Posted by Dirty American Devil on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 02:52:00 PST

Wollt ihr das bett in flammen sehen?

Few will know what song THAT quote is from... kudos to you if you do. (i know you do serena)   I figured it was that time again. to write a new blog. i dont think there's much for updates, but i ...
Posted by Dirty American Devil on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 05:27:00 PST

I'm goin' out where... the sands turn into gold.

No updates! RANTS! attention all stupid whores that decide to call me at 3 in the mornin from private numbers: i dont feel like wakin up to yr drunken slurring ear-piercingly wretched voices for voice...
Posted by Dirty American Devil on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 08:01:00 PST

It's a crime, I never told you 'bout the diamonds in your eyes

not much of an update for my little lovelies (i  dont think)... but you know how i love to ramble. preface: the keyboard im using doesnt like to work sometimes... so bear with the abnormal aounts...
Posted by Dirty American Devil on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 09:14:00 PST

(a blog by being called out)

The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits about yourself". People who get tagged need to write a blog of their 6 weird habits/things, as well as state these rules clearly. A...
Posted by Dirty American Devil on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 08:25:00 PST

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.

An update folks? i think it's about time. are you all ready?   well... ulviye is still as amazing as ever, and even moreso than when i wrote my last blog. she even went out and bought me the init...
Posted by Dirty American Devil on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 08:52:00 PST

Pull me out of the aircrash, pull me out of the lake.

Listen folks... and listen close. I made a bet with someone once for 20 dollars, if they remember, then they should know their 20 bucks are on their way.   I've said alot of things to girls, I am...
Posted by Dirty American Devil on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 03:51:00 PST

You float like a feather, in a beautiful world

I am happy... ridiculously happy. period.   Tyler...
Posted by Dirty American Devil on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 01:17:00 PST

Watch yr ears my dear, cause the poison drips like honey

Im just gonna quote myself again... and my grandest apologies to Grey Market... the last blog's subject was from them (one of the best bands tampa has to offer). i havent written a blog in a while, i...
Posted by Dirty American Devil on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 08:20:00 PST