Elizabeth - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I basically signed up for this because my brother wanted to show me pictures of all the hot girls on MySpace. True story.
I love crackers. Probably more than life itself. Crackers are goddamn delicious.
I want to be a pirate, only I get seasick.
I might ask you to marry me if you play the banjo.
I fall down a lot. I like it.
It is totally hot when boys do not use contractions.
I am studying to be a massage therapist. And no, I will not give you a happy ending, so shut up.
Braid my hair and I will love you forever.
I love my dog more than I love crackers. That's a lot, fuckers.

My Interests

reading, knitting, art, music, movies, being crafty, fashion, my friends, dachshunds, DDR, video games, getting fit, cooking, being a rocker, rocking out, massage therapy, crown and seven, webcomics, cute little japanese things, cold weather, haikus, margaritas, martinis, making out, dirty books

I'd like to meet:

Curt Wild. I want to meet Curt Wild.
People with similar interests.

Brock Samson! Oh man!

Music:

I can't keep undating this thing everytime I find a new band. I like a lot of stuff. Classical, punk, indie, electric, pop. I will tell you this, though.
My taste in music?
Fantastic.

Movies:

Basically anything considered "uncool" or "dorky".

Television:

I don't really watch TV. I have been catching things here and there. It has further cemented my feelings that TV is the worst thing on the planet.
Trading Spouses? WHAT THE HELL?

Books:

Bret Easton Ellis, Mark Z. Danielewski, Edgar Allan Poe, Neil Gaiman, Chuck Palahniuk, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Oscar Wilde, Douglas Adams, J.K. Mother Fucking Rowling
I don't have all freaking day, you know.

Heroes:

My dog Olive.

My Blog

Generation: Grandma AKA My Excessive Love of Tea

I have noticed recently that perhaps my idea of "fun" is not in tune with that of my peers. I like to read. I knit. I enjoy sitting in a tea house, sipping hot tea and playing card...
Posted by Elizabeth on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 06:53:00 PST

Tired from the windy chill, guilt had forced her to land.

"I no longer know," she said, "the way to fly myself home." ...
Posted by Elizabeth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

THIS SHIT IS BANANAS!

Everytime I hear Gwen Stefani's "Holla Back Girl" I want to drink until I die.Fortunately, I'm typically in a bar when I do hear it.So, it all works out.
Posted by Elizabeth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The excitement is overwhelming.

I added a pictures of my stupid new hair cut. Mmmm..Yup.
Posted by Elizabeth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Philippe, Philippe, Philippe...

Despite what Lie Bot may have told Philippe, the saddest thing is as follows: Waking up at three a.m., thinking it is Saturday morning and turning off your alarm. Only to realize after about ten m...
Posted by Elizabeth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Chinese Food

Today I had chinese food from Chan's Chinese on 301. Holy hell was that shit dericious. Only now I think I'm gonna 'splode.
Posted by Elizabeth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST