In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the San Francisco underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as musicians of fortune. If you have a problem - if no one else can play your lame party - and if you can find them - maybe you can hire: Hustler Van.
We are currently in talks with Fox to star in a reality series where we will choose a drummer to replace our illegal immigrant drummer who was recently deported back to Germany. Similar to that crappy INXS show, but we probably won't get anyone as hot as Brooke Burke to host, so nobody will watch. Disclaimer: Applicants must own drums. Ability to actually play them is a bonus.
PREVIOUS SHOWS:
January 22nd 2006 San Francisco CANCELLED
February 4th 2006 San Francisco POSTPONED
March 12th 2006 Petaluma POSTPONED
March 18th & 19th 2006 San Francisco CANCELLED
April 9th 2006 San Francisco POSTPONED
April 29th, 2006 Petaluma POSTPONED
