WANT TO ADD ME? Send me a message. I'm NOT interested in you if you are pimping bullshit music, or if you are pimping "help with Myspace", or if you are some p0rn st4r touting your frankly unfeasible, over-pneumatic tits around for trade. I am NOT interested. Got it?
Unless I already know you, or of you. In which case, add away. If it's music, then it's got to be organic, free-range music, created by actual real people.
I play guitars. I own cats. (steady at the back, there...) I work with computers (for a given value of $work, obviously). Sometimes. I'm considerably less interesting than you think. (And considerably less interesting than I think that you think I am...er).
Actually...since noone believes a word anyone writes on here: I'm a 7ft martian telekinetic who thinks in machine code, is the world's most interesting unknown guitarist and who's shockingly charismatic... It's the truth I tell you...Oh, OK, so maybe the bit about the Martian is a lie...
Jeez... Actually, like anyone on MySpace I'm a monstrous egomaniac with insecurities in direct proportion to that; I need the applause! Let me bask in the warmth of your Myspace affections. (Isn't it cold in here?).
So I'm the guitar player for Age of Reason . (Ladies, calm yourselves)... Big deal.
I've been in lots of bands, none of whom anyone's heard of. Possibly.
ONE GREAT SUMMER- Amplifier
Drained again by you and the summer I'm shadows of monsters
I'm showrooms of glittering glass With amphetemine comedowns
I'm spinning and turning, alone on St Valentine's
But I think that I hear celestial angels
They ricochet - sounds of moments of glory that passed
Now my pipe dreams are calling
They sing to me sweetly of soul and sincerity
Let's reset our instrument dials
Cause somewhere the moment will come
When we crash through the heart of the sun
Cause we are unstoppable now
Somewhere the night will explode
On the back of this wave that we rode
Because we are unbreakable now
Just how well do you know me?
I'm countless calamities
A malleable creature that speaks with a laudanum tongue
And i promise you deeply
The righteous will triumph over all adversity
Sometimes the melodies come
Leaving trails like stars as they fall
Sometimes I have to hold on
Because I'm overwhelmed by this all
So reset your instrument dials
Because somewhere our spirits will soar
As the audience started to roar
We are unswayable now
We'll feel the air under our wings
As the audience started to sing
We are unbeatable now
Well my head is a box
Whose secrets are open
We're candyfloss children
Who live in a city of clouds
With the ghosts of dead robots
Where fiction and fantasy
Roll like a cannonball
So won't you reset your instrument dials
On moments when planets collide
Emerald city doors swing open wide
Cause we are unstoppable now
Hold your breath and the music will play
And we'll puff and just blow them away
Cause we are unbreakable now
Somewhere the moment will finally land
As I pick the crowd up in my hand
To hear their roar echo away
We'll hear the roar echo away
Hats off to Sel Balamir...
There might be a few subtle elements of irony or possibly even some sarcasm on this profile. I'll let you figure it out...
Note for religious nutjobs:
"Go. Away."
