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Emma

Always go out on a limb - that's where the fruit is.

About Me

Salsa baby - oh yeah!Living in Rutland, working for a charity, studying for an MBA (update: passed it!!), loving climbing, DJing deep and classic house whenever I can, starting to surf (even catching a green wave), and most importantly: mum to a cracking 11 year old.
If I knew about it before I hit my thirties: I would have been a freerunner (traceuse).EMMA'S STAR WARS HOROSCOPE
'You can be cruel and torment people who disagree with you. Deep down, there is a peace-loving, friendly side to you. You have a knack for inflicting pain on people and use your intellect during battle.'
'Star wars character you are most like: Darth Vader' Click for your horoscope
If Emma was a superhero she would be:
Wonder Woman Wonder Woman 90% Batman 85% Green Lantern 85% Supergirl 75% Hulk 75% The Flash 75% Catwoman 70% Iron Man 70% Robin 67% Superman 65% Spider-Man 55% She is a beautiful princess
with great strength of character.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

My Interests

Cool sites and things I Like, click and new windows open: The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it...
HERE'S A TASTER:
Certain land animals have evolved over the millennia to use speed in the pursuit of prey or avoidance of predators. The cheetah (Acinonyx jubatus) can run as fast as 60 mph over the plains of Africa, and the pronghorn antelope (Antilocapra americana) can reach 55 mph over the plains of North America. Humans (Homo sapiens) are not among these animals built for speed. The very fastest human can achieve a maximum sprint of 16 mph for short distances. So things were bound to go wrong when a 19-year-old male, driving the A67 highway near the Dutch town of Blerick, sought to impress his two passengers by putting his car on cruise control at 20 mph, getting out of the car, and running alongside it. He planned to jump back in and drive on, but the moment his feet hit the ground, he fell over and slammed headfirst into the asphalt. This guy taught me to surf
click to link to the Perranporth Surf School Virtual Bubblewrap - Joy!
Nailing 5c problems definitely interests me.
Especially as I'm only 5 feet tall!
Click the image for the hottest indoor bouldering centre
"The theater of noise is proof of our potential"

I'd like to meet:


Both of them! Diverse huh? Oh, and of course the lovely lady herself... Mmm...the lovely Eddie Izzard. Kylie and New Order - what more could you ask for...

Music:

I love DJing. Deep house with great classics thrown into the mix. Monster mash-ups too. The link will take you to a cool rare groove site whilst I work on uploading my tunes. Generally into most things musically - I'm more of a 'per tune' kinda person so I'm not really into bands. If the tune is big then I'll listen, just don't expect me to buy the album.
Check out my pics for what I'm listening to at the moment.

Movies:

Shine, Contact, The Mighty (Elden Henson is a legend), Star Wars Trilogy, The Matrix, Ghost In The Shell, The Shawshank Redemption, Powder, Kung Fu Hustle.

Television:

QI, CSI, House, 8 out of 10 cats.

Books:

The Kite Runner, Watership Down, His Dark Materials

Heroes:

Eddie and Stephen, mais évidemment. Darwin, my grandad. "Be careful among the damned - they look for souls to steal"

My Blog

Unbelievably crass - nonetheless makes you laugh...

And yes it is old, but the art of laughing never dies.Much love.Exxx...
Posted by Emma on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 05:37:00 PST

You gotta see this...

...and Morgan Freeman is a legend!Much love y'all.Exxx...
Posted by Emma on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 01:06:00 PST

Programme yourself...

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Posted by Emma on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 10:47:00 PST

Crazy, cute, cool, and a bit weird...

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Posted by Emma on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 06:42:00 PST

Hack an elevator (lift)...

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Posted by Emma on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 11:11:00 PST

More quotes

More inspiration for y'all... It is never too late to be the person you could have been - George Elliot Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought - Albe...
Posted by Emma on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 10:07:00 PST

If you are my friend (UPDATE)...

UPDATE: You may remeber the blog below, but the worst thing in the world has happened and I have passed my MBA.  This now means that I am feeling invincible and thus considering Physics, Philosop...
Posted by Emma on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:22:00 PST

The Summer Soltice...

I just realised that I changed the direction of my life on the Solstice. When I was married in my twenties, it was on last day of Spring.  I deliberately wanted my married life to start on the fi...
Posted by Emma on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 01:08:00 PST

A thank you to my friends who have supported me recently..

You are my honest critics...Free Myspace Pictures from drewpydraws...
Posted by Emma on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 04:05:00 PST

Ahhhh, this made me laugh and laugh....

Free Myspace Pictures from drewpydraws...
Posted by Emma on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 03:38:00 PST