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Twizted Tanya

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Well, damn. I don't know what the hell to put here. Let's see...I'm a short, bitchy woman. I work as a counselor for the state. I have the most wonderful husband in the world. We got married August 2006. Finally I have met Mr. Right. He treats me like a queen. It's great. My best friend is named Tanya also. She's the coolest. Tanya and I are so much alike, yet so much different. It's like we are one and the same. I have a dog named Diamond. She is a black lab/german shephard mix. I have a cat named Bear. He is fat and just likes to sleep. I have a cat named Rebel. He is quite hyper. And he is always terrorizing the other animals. I have fish, and that's all I have to say about them. Even though I'm a very bitchy, foul mouthed woman, I'm also very sensitive and emotional. But not many people see that side of me. Sometimes I'm lazy, but so what. It's my life, and I'm going to live it the way I want to. I'm pretty much an anti-social person. I'm bi-polar. Woohoo! Sometimes I talk too much, or say too much, and it's the wrong thing. Or it just comes out wrong. But life goes on, so get over it. This is why the shrink gives me drugs. I'm not a health freak. I sit in front of my computer quite often. I'm a genealogy nut. I love finding out where my family came from, and where they have been. I hope to one day start my own family.
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You have a sexual IQ of 157
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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You Are 60% Weird
You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right? But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks!
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You Are 84% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!
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My Interests

Shooting pool, watching movies, playing online, hittin' the karaoke bars, playing chess, watching nascar, stupid people(but only the stupid people that are so stupid it's funny), oriental decor, shopping, walking my dog, reading the newspaper, driving fast, taking chances, swimming, taking long hot bubbles baths, taking naps, genealogy, exploring new places, and hanging out with friends.HotFreeLayouts

We Love You Dale!
In Loving Memory of Dale Earnhardt

Tanya --
[noun]:

An aphrodisiac made of cucumbers

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I'd like to meet:

Toby Keith, because he's my daddy
You Are 64% Abnormal
You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.

You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at high risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is very likely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.href=" "=""..

Music:

I love most kinds of music. Here are some I like, in no particular order. Akon, Omarion, Slayer, Metallica, Primus, Eminem, Snoop, Dr Dre, Toby Keith, Rascal Flatts, Jewell, Justin Timberlake, Timbaland, Gary Allen, Beyonce, Jay Z, Beastie Boys, Elton John, Kid Rock, Hank Williams Jr, Janis Joplin, Tim McGraw, Faith Hill, Revery, Carrie Underwood, Bee Gees, Bon Jovi, Michael Jackson, Billy joel, Aerosmith, Paul Wall, Chris Caigle, Def Leppard, Lords of Acid, Dixie Chicks, Fergie, Will Smith, Ludacris, Nelly, Montgomery Gentry, Slick Rick, Beatles, Poison, Motley Crue, and a whole lot more.

Movies:

I like all kinds of movies. Too many to name here.

Television:


- Tanya's Sexy Acronym -
T is for... Thirsty
A is for... Adult
N is for... Naughty
Y is for... Yummy
A is for... Arousing

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Books:

I read mostly biographies, anything with unusual facts and trivia.


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***Weight Loss Update***

Well, I didn't lose any weight and I didn't gain any weight.  So I guess that's not so bad.  That's all I have to say about that.
Posted by Twizted Tanya on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 07:09:00 PST

***Weight Loss Update***

I lost 2 pounds last week.  I thought I would gain at least 5 pounds.  I was eating alot last week.  Weird.  But I'm happy with losing a few pounds.  So I must watch what I ea...
Posted by Twizted Tanya on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 06:38:00 PST

Weight Loss Update

I lost one pound.  It's not much, but at least I didn't gain anything.  I probably lost the weight because I was walking around Busch Gardens Sunday.  I'm starting to count my calories ...
Posted by Twizted Tanya on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 06:01:00 PST

Weight Loss Update

I don't know why I call this a weight loss update.  I gained two pounds once again.  But I know why.  I didn't try.  I was so pissed off about gaining the week before, that I gave ...
Posted by Twizted Tanya on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 05:27:00 PST

Weight Loss Update

So this is my weight loss update, or should I say weight gain update.  Dammit!  I gained two pounds.  I thought I would have lost some weight.  We walked three days last week. ...
Posted by Twizted Tanya on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 05:29:00 PST

Weight Loss Update

I have lost 2 more pounds.   Yay!  I hope I can keep losing weight.  I am still having a hard time. 
Posted by Twizted Tanya on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 01:13:00 PST

Weight Loss Update

Well, I lost those 3 pounds I gained the week before.  Yay!  Now I just need to lose some more this week.  I walked a mile and a half the other day.  We didn't walk today, it's bee...
Posted by Twizted Tanya on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 12:50:00 PST

Weight Loss Update

Well, it has been one week since I have been watching what I eat.  And I have GAINED 3 pounds.  A few people say this is because it's that time of month.  I don't know.  I want to ...
Posted by Twizted Tanya on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:47:00 PST

The Everything Test

  The Everything Test There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests,  purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to r...
Posted by Twizted Tanya on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 03:57:00 PST

The Insanity of Clutter

At home, I am lost in a maze of clutter.  We both had som much stuff when I moved in.  We both sacrafice some of our belongings.  But we still have too much.  We have no idea how t...
Posted by Twizted Tanya on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 10:53:00 PST